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By *allGuy1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Reading

What was the wildest thing you got away with as a child?

Or, what is the wildest thing you ever got caught doing as a child?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Stealing a ton of LEGO. There was so much, my mother just let me keep it all and didn't punish me. I was a little shit. 😂

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I remember being about 14 when my school got some new desks in. I scratched my friend’s name into it to stitch him up but he did the same to me. We both got called in but pleaded innocence by saying “why would we be stupid enough to scratch our own names into our own desk?” And they believed us!

Obviously not proud of being so delinquent, but I was a dumb teenager.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
11 weeks ago

furnace

Flashed my next door neighbour

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
11 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Stealing sweets n chocs from blockbuster 😂 was with a mate and he ditched me when I got caught so I had to play it out… put on such a good sob story about my mum not having fed me and my sibs in days… they walked me to my house with a bag of chocolates 😂

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Well one Christmas my whole family was going on holiday,the house was really hectic and somehow I got left behind.

Parents never realised until they where on a plane.

So I was at home alone, some burglar's kept trying to break into the house,so I devised a series of elaborate traps to stop them

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By *imply_SensualMan
11 weeks ago

Widnes

I once accidentally set fire to hotel room while on a school trip to France. I was 11.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
11 weeks ago

furnace


"Well one Christmas my whole family was going on holiday,the house was really hectic and somehow I got left behind.

Parents never realised until they where on a plane.

So I was at home alone, some burglar's kept trying to break into the house,so I devised a series of elaborate traps to stop them "

Obviously never grown up yet

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
11 weeks ago

N. Wales

My best friend and I bought a pet rat with our pocket money. We shared custody for about a week before it became too much and our other friend adopted him. Clearly weren't ready to be parents at 13! 🤣 Our parents only found out after Little Stuart was in his forever home.

When I was 4 or 5, my mum caught me trying to pee in the garden, after reading a book (I think it was Topsy and Tim) where they go camping 🫣

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"When I was 4 or 5, my mum caught me trying to pee in the garden, after reading a book (I think it was Topsy and Tim) where they go camping 🫣"

And you still pee in the garden to this day. 🤭

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By *allGuy1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Reading

It just been pointed out to me that I didn’t answer my own question.

When I was in secondary school myself and a friend were trusted to run the school tuck shop. We quickly worked out that the teacher in charge didn’t have a clue and only counted the coins from 10p and upwards. We were taking around £5-£10 each every week for about a year. Ate as many mars bars as we wanted too. Never got caught 😇

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

I probably shouldn’t say on a public forum - but it was pretty awesome 😁

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
11 weeks ago

N. Wales


"When I was 4 or 5, my mum caught me trying to pee in the garden, after reading a book (I think it was Topsy and Tim) where they go camping 🫣

And you still pee in the garden to this day. 🤭"

Well, of course. It's been too cold lately though!

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
11 weeks ago

Ilford

When I was about 8 I flashed a girl in my class. Ironic because you won't find a picture of my penis on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I locked my mum out. Couldn’t open the door to let her back in again as the bolt on the door was jammed. So I decided to turn the gas fire on and put my pj’s over it to “heat them up” my mum was screaming through the letter box and to drown out the noise, I turned up the radio in the kitchen and danced around until my grandad got a ladder big enough to climb in through the living room window and open the door

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I locked my mum out. Couldn’t open the door to let her back in again as the bolt on the door was jammed. So I decided to turn the gas fire on and put my pj’s over it to “heat them up” my mum was screaming through the letter box and to drown out the noise, I turned up the radio in the kitchen and danced around until my grandad got a ladder big enough to climb in through the living room window and open the door "

As a child! Not yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"I locked my mum out. Couldn’t open the door to let her back in again as the bolt on the door was jammed. So I decided to turn the gas fire on and put my pj’s over it to “heat them up” my mum was screaming through the letter box and to drown out the noise, I turned up the radio in the kitchen and danced around until my grandad got a ladder big enough to climb in through the living room window and open the door

As a child! Not yesterday "

I lock myself out now. Oh, how times have changed🥲

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By *he Silver FuxMan
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I locked my mum out. Couldn’t open the door to let her back in again as the bolt on the door was jammed. So I decided to turn the gas fire on and put my pj’s over it to “heat them up” my mum was screaming through the letter box and to drown out the noise, I turned up the radio in the kitchen and danced around until my grandad got a ladder big enough to climb in through the living room window and open the door "

WTF! 😂

I did so much naughty stuff as a kid… boys boarding school. It was boot camp for fucking about. Probably my most effective misdemeanour was finding an industrial sized can of red dye, about half full. I got into the attic of the school and emptied it into the water cisterns late evening when the showers were in full use. Hot water the colour of blood and took a couple of weeks for the resulting dark pink colour to come off. Never caught and this is my first public confession. Not sorry.

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By *allGuy1000 OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Reading


"I locked my mum out. Couldn’t open the door to let her back in again as the bolt on the door was jammed. So I decided to turn the gas fire on and put my pj’s over it to “heat them up” my mum was screaming through the letter box and to drown out the noise, I turned up the radio in the kitchen and danced around until my grandad got a ladder big enough to climb in through the living room window and open the door

WTF! 😂

I did so much naughty stuff as a kid… boys boarding school. It was boot camp for fucking about. Probably my most effective misdemeanour was finding an industrial sized can of red dye, about half full. I got into the attic of the school and emptied it into the water cisterns late evening when the showers were in full use. Hot water the colour of blood and took a couple of weeks for the resulting dark pink colour to come off. Never caught and this is my first public confession. Not sorry."

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 love this

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