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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales

Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I tend to smirk more than smile, but posted one of each. 😅

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By *oxdawgMan
11 weeks ago

Linthorpe

I try to smile in pics but very rarely teeth out

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

The latest photograph in my profile shows an uncharacteristically brimming smile.

(Taken for the knitwear/jumper photo challenge)

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Stalybridge

No

I am really uncomfortable in front of a camera and am completely unphotogenic

I am also conscious that I have little teeth and that my bottom teeth at the front are not straight

So natural pics generally portray me as a toothless wonder

Any pics I have are a kind of awkward, self conscious smirk

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

I can't smile on demand and have it look natural, even in the slightest.

Half side smirk kind of deal is the best you get.

If I'm caught in the middle of a natural smile or laugh then it's all good. But the whole "smile, say cheese" kind of thing just does not happen with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Apart from the ones of my enormous schlong I’m smiling in most of my friends only pics. My serious look isn’t very attractive.

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

.

I'd struggle to get my smile and my cock in the same pic

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By *r Looking 69Man
11 weeks ago

north


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why? "

I've a habit of sticking my tongue out for pic. Maybe I don't like my smile or I'm just too childish haha

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I tend to pull a stupid face... growing old may be inevitable but growing up is optional.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
11 weeks ago

Ends

Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good.

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'd struggle to get my smile and my cock in the same pic "

Because it makes you sad?

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By *Jblue321Man
11 weeks ago

chester


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why? "

I always smile I just have quite an upside down smile

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"I tend to smirk more than smile, but posted one of each. 😅"

Any particular reason why?

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"I try to smile in pics but very rarely teeth out"

Why not teeth out? 🤔

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"The latest photograph in my profile shows an uncharacteristically brimming smile.

(Taken for the knitwear/jumper photo challenge)"

You have a contagious smile, husband 🥰❤️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good. "

Yes. Yes they are

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"

Any pics I have are a kind of awkward, self conscious smirk"

Aww that makes me sad

I wish I could put some confidence in little bag, so you'd embrace your smile

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!"

I’ve thought about this for a while and wondered if it’s because they don’t get told to smile all the time - even by random strangers - so unlike us they aren’t trained to automatically please the viewer

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
11 weeks ago

Ends


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good.

Yes. Yes they are "

It’s why I look better in person. Because I smile a lot.

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By *quirrel!Man
11 weeks ago

L

It gives me creases, or I just look crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"I tend to smirk more than smile, but posted one of each. 😅

Any particular reason why? "

I'm not sure. If I had to link to myself, I would possibly say it's linked to being cheeky? I've always liked this emoji 😏 lol.

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

I’ve thought about this for a while and wondered if it’s because they don’t get told to smile all the time - even by random strangers - so unlike us they aren’t trained to automatically please the viewer

"

Oh you might be on to something.

If women smiled more, that would give me reason to smile more instead of looking at the rbf, but then that would cause women to smile more because men look happier... It's a self sustainable system! Just needs somebody to kick start it

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"The latest photograph in my profile shows an uncharacteristically brimming smile.

(Taken for the knitwear/jumper photo challenge)

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You have a contagious smile, husband 🥰❤️"

Thank you, wife. 💌

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"I can't smile on demand and have it look natural, even in the slightest.

Half side smirk kind of deal is the best you get.

If I'm caught in the middle of a natural smile or laugh then it's all good. But the whole "smile, say cheese" kind of thing just does not happen with me. "

Yes, I got that it's hard to make it look natural. I often end up looking like I'm staring over the bed of my sleeping victim.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

I’ve thought about this for a while and wondered if it’s because they don’t get told to smile all the time - even by random strangers - so unlike us they aren’t trained to automatically please the viewer

"

That's a good point! I just wondered if there was something like this or if it was just pure coincidence that most men don't like their smile?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I smile almost all the time. Just not in photos. For some reason when I smile for a photo I just look like a serial killer.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good. "

Yeees, I absolutely love pictures where you can tell the person is laughing / having a good time

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
11 weeks ago

Wales


"I smile almost all the time. Just not in photos. For some reason when I smile for a photo I just look like a serial killer."

Serial killers can be attractive too, right?

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By *dam1971Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford


"I smile almost all the time. Just not in photos. For some reason when I smile for a photo I just look like a serial killer.

Serial killers can be attractive too, right? "

I see you’ve hacked into my dating algorithm

I smile a lot more now than I did a few years ago, but those pictures aren’t public here.

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

Mold

Depends on the scene, where I am and my mood.

I mean if I do a pic/ selfie at a funeral, can't really be smilling with laughter

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

If I had a reason to smile I would 😭😭😭

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I have to smile in pictures because normal face is not friendly looking. Women have resting bitch face, I have miserable bastard face.

Luckily I can smile on demand and the paps love me.

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By *hole Nuts n ChillCouple
11 weeks ago

B’stoke


"I try to smile in pics but very rarely teeth out

Why not teeth out? 🤔"

You in the dental profession by any chance ?

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By *he MuffinmanMan
11 weeks ago

West Gloucestershire


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why? "

I always smile in my pics….. unless it’s my cum face them it’s more of grimace lol

X

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
11 weeks ago

Reading

Great question and one i pondered on too. You can't beat a smile even if it's a cheesy grin.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good.

Yes. Yes they are

It’s why I look better in person. Because I smile a lot. "

You look excellent in HD, real life, right up close 😚

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

.


"I'd struggle to get my smile and my cock in the same pic

Because it makes you sad? "

No because its so small. We all cant be a big cock like yourself

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
11 weeks ago

Ends


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good.

Yes. Yes they are

It’s why I look better in person. Because I smile a lot.

You look excellent in HD, real life, right up close 😚"

You’re such a flirt. But you do make me feel attractive and I like that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Occasionally but it’s not authentic in selfies. Candid photos of me smiling or laughing. Those are when you catch me looking good.

Yes. Yes they are

It’s why I look better in person. Because I smile a lot.

You look excellent in HD, real life, right up close 😚

You’re such a flirt. But you do make me feel attractive and I like that. "

You like that, I like you. Wanna hang out sometime?

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By *hunky GentMan
11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you're smiling,

when you're smiling,

The whole world smiles with you......

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

I don’t.

Because I want people to message back.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why? "

I feel bad feeling this way now but is how it it is - if I don't get some sort of happy/smiling face picture there is less than zero chance I'll continue speaking or remotely consider meeting the guy.

I like people that are happy and bubbly like me and if you simply don't have one happy smiley photo of you to me it says far more than I need to know about you

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why?

I feel bad feeling this way now but is how it it is - if I don't get some sort of happy/smiling face picture there is less than zero chance I'll continue speaking or remotely consider meeting the guy.

I like people that are happy and bubbly like me and if you simply don't have one happy smiley photo of you to me it says far more than I need to know about you "

But some people have a gerbil in there we don’t want to escape. They. I mean they.

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!"

Let me know what you think!

Gbat

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By *urvyBi-84Man
11 weeks ago

Lancs

I’m picky about when and how pictures of me are taken, but when they are it’s usually when I’m happy so the smile is genuine. The two most recent pics on my profile are good examples

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"I’m picky about when and how pictures of me are taken, but when they are it’s usually when I’m happy so the smile is genuine. The two most recent pics on my profile are good examples "

Exacctly.

The best way to have a genuine smile in a profile picture is to get it taken by someone who makes you smile without thinking about it.

Of course a lot of professional photographershave that skill anyway.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
11 weeks ago

Motherwell

I don't like posting or even posing for a pic with a fake smile.

it really has been very caught in the moment

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By *reggSausageMan
11 weeks ago

derby

Shall we just say 97.2% of men don’t smile because

A) miserable sod

B) brains not paying attention to camera as he’s trying to remember where the 3/8 drive 10mm socket has gone

C) he looks at his face everyday and thinks ‘I’d take me out for a drink but not for my face’

Please add to the list if you can …

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By *nebworthMan
11 weeks ago

Knebworth

I am smiling in my profile pictures, but I was not smiling today when a bi male/female couple had a “row” and did not meet me for man on man and three way fun. Was looking forward to the meet.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

How would I know the person looking at me is someone who would make me smile, or the kind of smile they would inspire?

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Shall we just say 97.2% of men don’t smile because

A) miserable sod

B) brains not paying attention to camera as he’s trying to remember where the 3/8 drive 10mm socket has gone

C) he looks at his face everyday and thinks ‘I’d take me out for a drink but not for my face’

Please add to the list if you can …"

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You really shouldn't shoehorn yourself into that 97.2% bracket. 🩶

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"brains not paying attention to camera as he’s trying to remember where the 3/8 drive 10mm socket has gone"

Ridiculous. *Nobody* knows where the 10mm socket has gone. They just go.

(I’m a much happier man since I bought a whole bag of spare ones. I no longer care when one goes missing.)

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London


"Shall we just say 97.2% of men don’t smile because

A) miserable sod

B) brains not paying attention to camera as he’s trying to remember where the 3/8 drive 10mm socket has gone

C) he looks at his face everyday and thinks ‘I’d take me out for a drink but not for my face’

Please add to the list if you can …"

Oh, I smile (though I don't really take selfies), but I don't know what a 3/8 drive 10mm socket is, so that's probably why.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

The many amongst you who get awkward when posing, need to let friends take hundreds of you, when you're natural and relaxed, including with smiles

Have hundreds taken and just pick one or two of them

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The many amongst you who get awkward when posing, need to let friends take hundreds of you, when you're natural and relaxed, including with smiles

Have hundreds taken and just pick one or two of them "

Friends? Can you explain this concept to me?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Most guys seem to go for the puppy dog feel sorry for me look these days.

A smile is much better.

Mrs

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Don't worry it's DEFINITELY NOT another match thread. But to see a man smiling in a picture seems so rare these days!

Do you smile for a picture / selfie? If not, why? "

You make me smile Bella

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By *adbod2godbodMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester

Because I've little to smile about, so rather just be "as is" than be all fake smiles

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