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By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

Tofu and dildos have in common?

There both meat substitutes

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By *.hrisMan
11 weeks ago

Bath

Dildos taste awful in a pad thai though, so not always the best substitute.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"Dildos taste awful in a pad thai though"

Not if the dildo is made of tofu.

Or chicken.

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

What do dildos and Steven Seagal’s stunt double have in common?

They’re both dick substitutes.

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