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"None of them. I can barely stand people I like eating near me. " What if we have a corner each and the waitress passes notes from one another? | |||
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"None of them. I can barely stand people I like eating near me. " Yes! I made it to the barely camp | |||
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"WB69 Belle X Sparkle1974 Being the meat in that club sandwich would be some Xmas present "I can imagine at least one of them saying... "Mr Ambassador, you are truly spoiling us" 😉 | |||
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"Two vegan ones 😍😍" That's easy, one of my guests is and she is an absolute hottie. I'd introduce you, whilst pretending to be a vegan. | |||
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"WB69 Belle X Sparkle1974 Being the meat in that club sandwich would be some Xmas present
I can imagine at least one of them saying...
"Mr Ambassador, you are truly spoiling us" 😉"only one,, I must be slipping in my old age  | |||
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"Two vegan ones 😍😍 That's easy, one of my guests is and she is an absolute hottie. I'd introduce you, whilst pretending to be a vegan." Excellent! | |||
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"Two vegan ones 😍😍 That's easy, one of my guests is and she is an absolute hottie. I'd introduce you, whilst pretending to be a vegan. Excellent! " Just need to work on another, then that's our end sorted. | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 " How could I miss you off my list of three 🤦♂️😘 | |||
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"Busy busy elf, La Luna and Mrs Misty Peaks. To be honest, there's piles more, but I've only got a packet of pigs in blankets and a super king sized bed "Cool - you, Luna & Busy can have the bed. I’m eating the pigs 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 " What a fab idea | |||
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"No one needs to witness me stuffing my face like that. " Can confirm. Avoid at all costs! | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 How could I miss you off my list of three 🤦♂️😘" Oh it’s ok 😘 I’ll eat desert with you | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 How could I miss you off my list of three 🤦♂️😘 Oh it’s ok 😘 I’ll eat desert with you " The sand might get in your teeth | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 How could I miss you off my list of three 🤦♂️😘 Oh it’s ok 😘 I’ll eat desert with you The sand might get in your teeth" 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ I haven’t got to D in the dictionary yet. 😭 | |||
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"MissYeuxBleus is welcome to taste some leg and breast at our place any time. I mean the turkey, you dirty sods! "  I’m partial to a bit of thigh and breast. Will I get a good helping of stuffing? | |||
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"MissYeuxBleus is welcome to taste some leg and breast at our place any time. I mean the turkey, you dirty sods! I’m partial to a bit of thigh and breast. Will I get a good helping of stuffing? "I’m sure you will and some man made sauce too.. | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. " Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. " Is it the Butler that's Naked or you ? 🤔 | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁" Yes you are. You can come for dinner (anytime, not just at Christmas) 😘 | |||
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"Nero because he’d make sure it was either from Waitrose or M&S MB for the after dinner games he would come up with Toots for either his cafe or bar " Oh, thank you. I will make them extra special | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁" Hello Lovely
Now, we need to pick two men. Do you know anyone sexy who can cook? | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Is it the Butler that's Naked or you ? 🤔" That would be all of us. | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 Hello Lovely
Now, we need to pick two men. Do you know anyone sexy who can cook?"Yes I do. I'm married to him. 🥳 | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 Yes you are. You can come for dinner (anytime, not just at Christmas) 😘" Yes please! 😘 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. " That's what she said
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 Hello Lovely
Now, we need to pick two men. Do you know anyone sexy who can cook?
Yes I do. I'm married to him. 🥳"Sorted. Just need a sexy butler who's into men | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 Hello Lovely
Now, we need to pick two men. Do you know anyone sexy who can cook?
Yes I do. I'm married to him. 🥳
Sorted. Just need a sexy butler who's into men "Ah Nanna, do you remember your recent thread? Let's just say I have someone in mind 😈🫠 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
"That’s what YOU said. | |||
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"A sexy, male,good cook. A hot butler to serve us naked. A lovely woman to sit with me as we munch through snacks and watch the men fuck after dinner. Hi, I'm lovely. 😁 Hello Lovely
Now, we need to pick two men. Do you know anyone sexy who can cook?
Yes I do. I'm married to him. 🥳
Sorted. Just need a sexy butler who's into men
Ah Nanna, do you remember your recent thread? Let's just say I have someone in mind 😈🫠"Only the Whamageddon one. I have an atrocious memory. Gissa clue | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
That’s what YOU said. "Yea, that chip shop overcooks their chips. | |||
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"None of them. I can barely stand people I like eating near me. " Exactly. I hate Christmas and not fond of people. I’ll have a curry on me own 🖕 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
That’s what YOU said.
Yea, that chip shop overcooks their chips."And their curry sauce | |||
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"I’d just cancel Christmas if it came to this." 🤣. Same. I quite like some people but not that much | |||
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"Busy busy elf, La Luna and Mrs Misty Peaks. To be honest, there's piles more, but I've only got a packet of pigs in blankets and a super king sized bed
Cool - you, Luna & Busy can have the bed. I’m eating the pigs 🤣🤣"Greedy  | |||
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"I’d just cancel Christmas if it came to this." I snigger laughed at that comment 🤭 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
That’s what YOU said.
Yea, that chip shop overcooks their chips.
And their curry sauce"Too many lumps in it 🤢 | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 " Ooh! Can we come? | |||
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"Only 3?! I would have a big feast with lots of fab folk 😋 Ooh! Can we come? "Maybe after the meal, if you have the energy... 🤣 | |||
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"I want a catch up with Mrs TMN soon. Pickle would be lots of fun too. And Davina. Now I just need a teleportation device to make this real. 😍 There are so many fab friends I'd love to have a meal with! " Oooh, this is a very acceptable alternative to my original plan. 🌈🎄🌈 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
That’s what YOU said.
Yea, that chip shop overcooks their chips.
And their curry sauce
Too many lumps in it 🤢"That wasn't curry sauce 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"God. That’s hard. That's what she said
That’s what YOU said.
Yea, that chip shop overcooks their chips.
And their curry sauce
Too many lumps in it 🤢
That wasn't curry sauce 🤣🤣🤣"It was spicy | |||
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"I know who I’d like to have FOR Christmas dinner. Not sure I’d want to share them with anyone else " Id have you over for dinner if I could cook one, sadly I'm pretty sure either the house will burn or will for making such a mess of it. | |||
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"I know who I’d like to have FOR Christmas dinner. Not sure I’d want to share them with anyone else Id have you over for dinner if I could cook one, sadly I'm pretty sure either the house will burn or will for making such a mess of it." We’ll cook for you both, if we’re invited x | |||
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"I know who I’d like to have FOR Christmas dinner. Not sure I’d want to share them with anyone else Id have you over for dinner if I could cook one, sadly I'm pretty sure either the house will burn or will for making such a mess of it. We’ll cook for you both, if we’re invited x" In a perfect life in a world, I'd take you up on that invite.
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"What about a few different combinations forumites? More like a Christmas banquet "Sampling a diverse mix of forumite delicacies? Consider us in 😏 | |||
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"What about a few different combinations forumites? More like a Christmas banquet
Sampling a diverse mix of forumite delicacies? Consider us in 😏"I like a taster menu | |||
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"What about a few different combinations forumites? More like a Christmas banquet
Sampling a diverse mix of forumite delicacies? Consider us in 😏
I like a taster menu"A small bite? | |||
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"What about a few different combinations forumites? More like a Christmas banquet
Sampling a diverse mix of forumite delicacies? Consider us in 😏
I like a taster menu"With you on the menu it’ll taste exquisite 😘 | |||
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"MissYeuxBleus is welcome to taste some leg and breast at our place any time. I mean the turkey, you dirty sods! I’m partial to a bit of thigh and breast. Will I get a good helping of stuffing? "There will be more stuffing than you’ll know what to do with | |||
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"Nympha Luxuria, Toots and Bella for the pure humour of what would be said around the table " Down | |||
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"Nympha Luxuria, Toots and Bella for the pure humour of what would be said around the table Down" I like the way your devious mind works Toots | |||
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