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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Here we go again.

What small seemingly insignificant things get on your nerves.

How about trousers with very small belt loops making it all but impossible to use anything but the thinnest belt.

Which is fine if you are nice and slim but us more rotund fellows using a thin belt look's like a sack of potatoes tied up in the middle with a piece of string!

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By *amie HantsWoman
11 weeks ago

Atlantis

Oh I have another belt related one.

Shitty belts that come sewn onto dresses so you can’t change them out meaning the nice dress looks tacky

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

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By *amie HantsWoman
11 weeks ago

Atlantis


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times. "

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex

People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times. "

There is a fiery part of hell for middle lane drivers

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

People in shops who keep using their mobiles whilst getting served, put it down for 1 min 🙄.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"People in shops who keep using their mobiles whilst getting served, put it down for 1 min 🙄. "

I ignore them until they put it down or acknowledge me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

People who chew gum while they're talking to me. Seeing it on their mouth makes me feel sick. 🤮

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

People who stop at the exit from an escalator.🙄

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

People who get to the gate at trains and mess about with their phones or decide to look for their tickets. Have it ready before you get there. Grrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

"

This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets."

Also (I'm on a roll now) if you want to chat to several of your mates in a supermarket get out of the damn way. We know you haven't seen each other since Tarquins bridge party but for the love of god discuss the fall out away from the biscuit aisle.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄"

Living in a tourist town this is a particular dislike of mine. It's lovely to be on holiday with all the time in the world but the residents need to get places.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets.

Also (I'm on a roll now) if you want to chat to several of your mates in a supermarket get out of the damn way. We know you haven't seen each other since Tarquins bridge party but for the love of god discuss the fall out away from the biscuit aisle. "

What biscuits were you after? 😆

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By *r.XratedMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"Oh I have another belt related one.

Shitty belts that come sewn onto dresses so you can’t change them out meaning the nice dress looks tacky "

You would love my belt against your arse

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

People who get in the way of my super duper wheelchair e-scooter thingy. The crowd should part like the Red Sea as I barrel toward it at 10mph

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By *r.XratedMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

"

Yes to this

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄

Living in a tourist town this is a particular dislike of mine. It's lovely to be on holiday with all the time in the world but the residents need to get places. "

I know this all too well. I used to live in Newquay and it's a sodding nightmare when the weather was decent. Absolutely rammed all day and night. Thankfully I didn't live there long, but long enough to do my head in.

Seems to be tons of them in Plymouth too. The amount of times I had to walk in the road. Now I just stare and walk straight ahead. If they don't move, they get walked into. Elbows out. 😂

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

"

People should be fitted with breaklights

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

People should be fitted with breaklights "

And indicators

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

People should be fitted with breaklights

And indicators "

And bumpers...

Pull up to my bumper baby

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

When you're walking in a straight line and someone is yards away walking diagonally, just fast enough to make you slow up, as if they have right of way not you.

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

^ It's usually when you have the biggest bag on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

People who walk right behind you, like a foot or two distance. Went to cross the road yesterday and some bloke was right behind me! Either trying to steal my wallet, something in my rucksack or rub his cock on me.

Either one, I was having none of it. Told him to fuck off. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Told him to fuck off. 😂"

Because I had my headphones on and he scared me, by the way. Not because I'm an arsehole lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets.

Also (I'm on a roll now) if you want to chat to several of your mates in a supermarket get out of the damn way. We know you haven't seen each other since Tarquins bridge party but for the love of god discuss the fall out away from the biscuit aisle. "

Were you in the same Waitrose I was the other day, when this actually happened? A group of 5 people blocking the end of one aisle for so long a staff member actually told them to move (because everyone else was far too British to say anything)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets.

Also (I'm on a roll now) if you want to chat to several of your mates in a supermarket get out of the damn way. We know you haven't seen each other since Tarquins bridge party but for the love of god discuss the fall out away from the biscuit aisle.

What biscuits were you after? 😆"

It's mood dependent. Malted milk are a good all round biscuit, chocolate covered if you're feeling frivolous. Rich tea or digestive are an excellent every day choice but dark chocolate digestives cannot be beaten. I know this because I had plenty of time to mull it over while Tarquins mates were huddled in front of them 🤷‍♀️🤣

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

They are annoying, but being even more annoying and dangerous isn't really a step in the right direction either. 😆

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

This and people who do the same in the aisles of shops, especially supermarkets.

Also (I'm on a roll now) if you want to chat to several of your mates in a supermarket get out of the damn way. We know you haven't seen each other since Tarquins bridge party but for the love of god discuss the fall out away from the biscuit aisle.

Were you in the same Waitrose I was the other day, when this actually happened? A group of 5 people blocking the end of one aisle for so long a staff member actually told them to move (because everyone else was far too British to say anything)"

Tarquin and his mates certainly get around.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


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What biscuits were you after? 😆

It's mood dependent. Malted milk are a good all round biscuit, chocolate covered if you're feeling frivolous. Rich tea or digestive are an excellent every day choice but dark chocolate digestives cannot be beaten. I know this because I had plenty of time to mull it over while Tarquins mates were huddled in front of them 🤷‍♀️🤣"

At least they helped you take the time to make a calculated decision on what you really wanted. 😅

Personally, I've fallen hard for Border biscuits. Their dark chocolate covered ginger nuts are amazing. 😳 I think I've bought everything the corner shop had stocked lol.

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

UK


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times. "

i thought the rule of the road was "keep left unless overtaking...many stay in the middle , third or outside lane , whilst the nearside lane is clear to travel in .

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By *wingerjay1987Man
11 weeks ago

Cumbria

Another driving related one….people who are in the wrong lane at a roundabout. Not just by one lane as well, as I can accept that as roundabouts can be confusing especially in cities. But when they are 2/3 lanes over to where there exit is and cut across the roundabout to make the exit instead of going round again

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"

What biscuits were you after? 😆

It's mood dependent. Malted milk are a good all round biscuit, chocolate covered if you're feeling frivolous. Rich tea or digestive are an excellent every day choice but dark chocolate digestives cannot be beaten. I know this because I had plenty of time to mull it over while Tarquins mates were huddled in front of them 🤷‍♀️🤣

At least they helped you take the time to make a calculated decision on what you really wanted. 😅

Personally, I've fallen hard for Border biscuits. Their dark chocolate covered ginger nuts are amazing. 😳 I think I've bought everything the corner shop had stocked lol."

They do sound delicious. Are they the ones that come in a cardboard container covered in cellophane?

I suppose I should be grateful to Tarquin and his erstwhile mates. 🥳

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By *rama FreeMan
11 weeks ago

The Jungle


"Oh I have another belt related one.

Shitty belts that come sewn onto dresses so you can’t change them out meaning the nice dress looks tacky

You would love my belt against your arse"

That belt is from Jacamo

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

UK

Mine would be look up the "national speed limit sign" so you know when your entering one.

Then learn what speed you can do safely.

single lane carriageway 60 mph

double lane/dual carriageway 70mph.

Most i seem to follow leave a 30mph or 40mph and stick at that speed

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Personally, I've fallen hard for Border biscuits. Their dark chocolate covered ginger nuts are amazing. 😳 I think I've bought everything the corner shop had stocked lol.

They do sound delicious. Are they the ones that come in a cardboard container covered in cellophane?

I suppose I should be grateful to Tarquin and his erstwhile mates. 🥳"

Yeah, they're the ones! All of the different types are so good. There's a couple I haven't tried yet, but I'm ordering a large selection box from Amazon, on payday. 🤭

Well, not too grateful lol.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
11 weeks ago

Merseyside

People who get off an escalator at the end and just stop to consider where they will go ..: blocking everyone getting off the escalator 😤

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By *aramel.desiresMan
11 weeks ago

Heathrow

Profiles with more "Don't than dos" are not very inviting or welcoming.

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It annoys me that I love the smell of my own guffs but not those from anyone else. Why is this? I wish I could appreciate their work.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

i thought the rule of the road was "keep left unless overtaking...many stay in the middle , third or outside lane , whilst the nearside lane is clear to travel in ."

It is. Ok let me ask you a question. If the left lane was clear and the outside lane was clear, but some annoying person was in the middle would you.

(a) Undertake them in the left lane

(b) Get dangerously close to them and flash your lights till they moved over.

(c) Overtake them in the outside lane

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East


"Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄"

Hate this! I just walk through them no, no fucks given.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"It annoys me that I love the smell of my own guffs but not those from anyone else. Why is this? I wish I could appreciate their work."

Everyone likes their own brand. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄

Hate this! I just walk through them no, no fucks given. "

It happens so often, I've had to adopt the same stance. It's not like I'm storming about all over the place. I walk only slightly faster than the average person.

Just get out the bloody way! 😆

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By *ereforfun200Man
11 weeks ago

North West


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

Well said. Why do they feel the need to chug along oblivious to the congestion they're causing!. STAY LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits

Well said. Why do they feel the need to chug along oblivious to the congestion they're causing!. STAY LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING "

He's a B

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Another car related one but those ill fitting, blinding LED headlights esp if (like me) you don't drive an suv in an area where pretty much every other car is. Right in your eye line

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
11 weeks ago

La La Land

Lack of manners 🤬

Giving way to other road users and they don't acknowledge you, let alone say thank you

Letting another road user out at a junction, it's called being polite, just an FYI!

Holding a door open to others and they just walk straight past like you're invisible

Saying good morning and they look at you in horror like you've just shot their mum!

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

When you pee on your foot a bit

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Oh also opening a ring pull on a tin and it comes off

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By *ayTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"People in shops who keep using their mobiles whilst getting served, put it down for 1 min 🙄. "

My pet peev as well....hate it

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

Throwing something in the bin, missing, dropping it in the bin, missing, putting it in the bin, missing.

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

South Wales


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

"

Yes, this! and….

Folk who congregate in shop aisles for what seems like a group chat, right by the product you want!

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By *ayTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Labels on the soles of shoes....just how difficult is it to remove them

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"People who get in the way of my super duper wheelchair e-scooter thingy. The crowd should part like the Red Sea as I barrel toward it at 10mph "

My great aunt used to drive into them without a care in the world!

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By *a LunaWoman
11 weeks ago

South Wales


"Throwing something in the bin, missing, dropping it in the bin, missing, putting it in the bin, missing. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

Yes, this! and….

Folk who congregate in shop aisles for what seems like a group chat, right by the product you want!"

I said to two women who were in front of me meandering, stopping and generally faffing about "what's it to be ladies?". They were genuinely shocked that anyone was behind them on a busy street they were so wrapped up in their conversation, which I thought was rather nice, annoying but nice

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

UK


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

i thought the rule of the road was "keep left unless overtaking...many stay in the middle , third or outside lane , whilst the nearside lane is clear to travel in .

It is. Ok let me ask you a question. If the left lane was clear and the outside lane was clear, but some annoying person was in the middle would you.

(a) Undertake them in the left lane

(b) Get dangerously close to them and flash your lights till they moved over.

(c) Overtake them in the outside lane"

mirror signal manoeuvre, overtake safely in the overtaking lane , ie right handside lane.

whilst undertaking ie left hand lane is illegal it is permitted if your lane is travelling faster than the lane to the right and you proceed/stay in your lane

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

i thought the rule of the road was "keep left unless overtaking...many stay in the middle , third or outside lane , whilst the nearside lane is clear to travel in .

It is. Ok let me ask you a question. If the left lane was clear and the outside lane was clear, but some annoying person was in the middle would you.

(a) Undertake them in the left lane

(b) Get dangerously close to them and flash your lights till they moved over.

(c) Overtake them in the outside lane

mirror signal manoeuvre, overtake safely in the overtaking lane , ie right handside lane.

whilst undertaking ie left hand lane is illegal it is permitted if your lane is travelling faster than the lane to the right and you proceed/stay in your lane"

You're fine 👍🏻 keep up the good work.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
11 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times. "

If I was prime minister I’d make it legal for truckers to run middle lane hoggers off the road. They are the entitled ones.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

If I was prime minister I’d make it legal for truckers to run middle lane hoggers off the road. They are the entitled ones. "

😆 I have visions of some old dear who hasn't been on the motorway for 10 years off on an adventure to meet their great grandchild and boom it's like scene from Mad Max 😆

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

If I was prime minister I’d make it legal for truckers to run middle lane hoggers off the road. They are the entitled ones. "

I'm assuming we want safer roads not more deadly roads where the biggest vehicle wins.

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing."

Hahahaha absolutely this.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing."

Yup yup yup 👍🏻

Really irritating.

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing."

Yesss

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By *punk n gushCouple
11 weeks ago

deal


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

"

🤣🤣you know it mrs mod x

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times. "

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
11 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing."

I like them

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

I like them "

Get out. 😂

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By *uperSalopian7Man
11 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

I like them

Get out. 😂"

I'll show myself out 🤣

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By *.hrisMan
11 weeks ago

Bath

People that come to Bath christmas market, then just stop and stand still for no reason whatsoever. Always someone in my way!

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

I knew I'd find my people here with hating the bottle caps 🤣🤣

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

What if it is a road where 'destination laning' is the norm?

In a lot of places it is something which makes sense,particularly where all 3 lanes are limited to 50mph.

Some roads actually are signed to encourage it and there are others where regular users do it because it makes sense on that particular stretch.

Destination laning. You heard the term here first!

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

I like them "

Why didn't they get thought of years ago.

Especially the ones you can just lift with your teeth.

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By *aprica2Couple
11 weeks ago

Chertsey

We used to have work trousers supplied and the pockets were so small you couldn't get your hand into them unless you were standing up, so everytime I got in my work van with the key in my pocket I had to jump out, and we need pockets for stuff while working even getting a small phone out was difficult and the belt loops were to small.

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By *rReyMan
11 weeks ago

Fleet

Clothes that shrink ridiculously on the first wash. Or need reshaping every wash.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
11 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

There is a fiery part of hell for middle lane drivers"

Currently on the M6 and the Mr is getting very annoyed at the middle lane wankers lol I'm just singing along to the radio and perving fab

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
11 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

I like them

Get out. 😂

I'll show myself out 🤣"

Ugh and I thought you were a good guy. Very disappointed

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
11 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

My personal one is not enough functional pockets on women's clothes. I don't want a dainty pocket or a display purposes only, I wand industrial pockets for all my stuff!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
11 weeks ago

Norwich


"Mine would be look up the "national speed limit sign" so you know when your entering one.

Then learn what speed you can do safely.

single lane carriageway 60 mph

double lane/dual carriageway 70mph.

Most i seem to follow leave a 30mph or 40mph and stick at that speed "

There are loads of roads around here where the speed limit is 60 mph but where it is absolutely not safe to drive at that speed….

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
11 weeks ago

Norwich


"Clothes that shrink ridiculously on the first wash. Or need reshaping every wash."

I would extend this to “clothes that are not machine washable”.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

People should be fitted with breaklights

And indicators

And bumpers...

Pull up to my bumper baby"

That's rather forward of you to say!

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

Why does it have to be so hard keeping your skin moisturised, toenails cut, hair dyed and face plucked

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them. "

B

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them.

B"

Regardless of if someone is a middle lane hogger it gives noone the right to put others lives in danger by tailgating and undertaking!

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By *arry monk40Man
11 weeks ago

Telford

My neighbor leaves the bins out for 3days after they have been emptied

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them.

B

Regardless of if someone is a middle lane hogger it gives noone the right to put others lives in danger by tailgating and undertaking!"

👏🏻 Thank you. Fuck me I was beginning to lose the last few strands of my faith in humanity.

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them.

B

Regardless of if someone is a middle lane hogger it gives noone the right to put others lives in danger by tailgating and undertaking!

👏🏻 Thank you. Fuck me I was beginning to lose the last few strands of my faith in humanity."

Absolutely.

I do a lot of driving and the biggest pandemic in the country is Moron driver's who thinks the rules of the road are not applicable to them.

Red light jumping, tailgating, undertaking even on roundabouts, speeding just dangerous reckless driving that puts more than just their own lives in danger.

The standard of driving in the country in the last 5 years has dropped massively.

I just stay out of the way,if people want to drive like lunatics I just let them.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

Oh you mean the lazy assed middle lane hoggers who think they're entitled to own that lane! Yeah, others are definitely at fault, not them.

B

Regardless of if someone is a middle lane hogger it gives noone the right to put others lives in danger by tailgating and undertaking!"

They're breaking the law and putting lives at risk by forcing cars to slow down or undertake.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

People should be fitted with breaklights

And indicators "

Or cattle prods should be legalised for just such behaviour

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

People with 59+ items who look back at you with 1 or 2 and don't let you get in front of them.... You'll still be loading your shit and I'd be gone.

People who don't read profiles because they are long but expect to fuck. My profile is shorter than a fuck or phone conversation/play session. if that's to long then we definitely aren't compatible.

People who let their dogs shit everywhere and don't pick it up. I'm sorry you have a human sized log from your mutt but don't have a dog if you don't want to pick it's shit up.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

When getting served in a shop/bar/cafe/restaurant and the person serving you doesn’t tell you the total price of what you’re buying.

They just point at the card machine.

Seems to be the norm now.

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By *etwife8230Couple
11 weeks ago

Newport

People, just other people in general right now 😬

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"People who suddenly stop as they're walking along the pavement and people who walk into shop doorways and just stop.

People should be fitted with breaklights

And indicators

Or cattle prods should be legalised for just such behaviour "

I've been tempted to retrofit one to my chair, charged from the e-scooter attachment.

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I was trying to return something to a retailer today without a receipt

I wasn't happy with their policy - no money back, no credit note, no gift voucher - just basically 'if you find something of the same value, you can have that instead'

At the side of me the girl on the check out was saying to each customer "would you like a receipt?"

Most declined, as I had done

When I pointed this flaw in their policy, the manager just shrugged her shoulders at me

That fucked me off waaaay more than their offer of an exchange

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

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"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

Middle lane drivers just love creating traffic jams. It's why they do it. It has nothing to do with their inability to drive in the correct lane or their entitlement to drive in whichever lane they want to or even that it is a self proving fact they are bad drivers. They just want to create traffic jams behind them. They compete with each other to see who can make the biggest

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By *he MinionMan
11 weeks ago

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As an ex licensee, rubbish bar staff annoy me. It shouldnt but it does. How do you not know who is waiting, or even worse, who is next. It is a fundamental part of your job.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"The new thing where bottle caps are permanently attached after unscrewing.

I like them

Get out. 😂

I'll show myself out 🤣

Ugh and I thought you were a good guy. Very disappointed "

To be fair; a tip for all you fixed-cap haters, you can pull the cap and snap just one of the connectors so that the cap is still fixed to the bottle (your recycle conscience can remain intact), but you now have far more movement allowing easier recapping!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

as for my petty annoyance... thinking your phone/laptop have been charging only to find they hadn't been connected or the power was off; and now you're stuck at 6% but have to set off. 😤

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By *he MuffinmanMan
11 weeks ago

West Gloucestershire

Few pet hates…… people who drive at 35-40mph in a 50mph zone on a perfectly good road with perfectly good driving conditions and then still put their foots on the brakes going round corners at 35-40 mph….. to spot down further grrrrrr….. that they could easily do at 50

People that are soooooooo slow in the isle at supermarkets and take up the whole isle with their trolley, body or both. So, you can’t get by. Grrrrrrrrr

People that procrastinate while standing in shop doorways …..Grrrrrrrrr

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

bedlington

When people don’t indicate turning left at roundabout causing you to stop unnecessarily

When let someone out or through and they don’t acknowledge

Both these things really aggravate me

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I have so many more, mostly noise-related. ADHD and misophonia are bastards together. 😂

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"Mine would be look up the "national speed limit sign" so you know when your entering one.

Then learn what speed you can do safely.

single lane carriageway 60 mph

double lane/dual carriageway 70mph.

Most i seem to follow leave a 30mph or 40mph and stick at that speed

There are loads of roads around here where the speed limit is 60 mph but where it is absolutely not safe to drive at that speed…."

Historically, speed limits applicable have been related to things like what the street lighting is or isn't, rather than simply the obvious nature of the carriageway.

Now there seems to be a bit more involvement with reality, but by no means universally.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Drivers that tailgate, they have no intention of overtaking, they just sit on your bumper.

After a while I gently rest my left foot on the brake pedal, not sufficiently to apply any braking, just enough to make the brake lights come on. You can usually see the bonnet of their car dip down as they brake, it seems to do the trick as they nearly always drop back to a sensible following distance.

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By *orthern BeardMan
11 weeks ago

Warwickshire

People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

Interesting how many of the annoyances are driving-related

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin

Labels on underwear being 10 foot long as I’m sure as an adult I know how to wash clothes

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Multiple people taking up the whole path in a row, when they can see someone walking toward them. And dawdlers. 🙄

Living in a tourist town this is a particular dislike of mine. It's lovely to be on holiday with all the time in the world but the residents need to get places. "

Had this with four groups of people today. They were all separate groups walking behind each other. Stop your conversation for 30 seconds and take a step behind the person you're with.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Undertake them. If I'm in the left lane and it's clear ahead, why wouldn't I use that lane?!

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


" Destination laning. You heard the term here first!"

"Destination Venus" The Rezillos, (Late 70s?)

Gbat

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Those boot laces that never stay tied, you know those shiny silky material ones that always come undone.

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By *ittall2020Man
11 weeks ago

Norwich

Radio adverts. I change to another station every time, when they're at their worst around teatime I must change stations 10 times an hour

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

bedlington


"Radio adverts. I change to another station every time, when they're at their worst around teatime I must change stations 10 times an hour"

Haha the Expedia one with the bloke screeching “boost your credit score to space” on at the minute absolutely does my head in I’ve been close to booting the wireless down the street

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Undertake them. If I'm in the left lane and it's clear ahead, why wouldn't I use that lane?!"

I've lost count of the number of times I've undertaking someone in the middle lane. I'll add I was following the Highway Code as the right hand lane was moving slower.

I have made a point of going from left lane to middle lane overtaking on right then all back to left lane - all safely. Not that they got the fucking clue.

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By *.T.Man
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Toilet rolls the wrong way round.

The loo roll should have a beard and not a mullet.

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"Undertake them. If I'm in the left lane and it's clear ahead, why wouldn't I use that lane?!"

Although not strictly illegal, undertaking is strongly discouraged by The Highway Code, stating “do not overtake on the left or move to a lane on your left to overtake.” However, there are exceptions that apply when a car undertakes in slow-moving traffic if its lane is moving faster than a lane on the right, ...

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Toilet rolls the wrong way round.

The loo roll should have a beard and not a mullet."

This really gets on my tits. Housemate does it the wrong way every sodding time and I have to turn it around. Also he never replenishes the stack of rolls when there are none left.

Always up to me, to do most things to be fair. It does piss me off, but rent is super cheap. 😆

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By *lan157Man
11 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

People who do not shut the cafe or restaurant door after them when leaving . It's left slightly agar and causes a draught.Someone has to get up and close it properly .Followed by hot food served on cold plates . Even at a dinner party I have asked host for my plate to be warmed up if I feel cold plates being used .

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Even at a dinner party I have asked host for my plate to be warmed up if I feel cold plates being used . "

Do you do the same with the toilet seat?

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By *poolGuyMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

The person in front of you at a supermarket checkout not putting the lane divider, if one available, after their shop. Just simple manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

So the same as being a middle lane wanker then? Not strictly illegal but discouraged by Highway Code AND there should be a bigger campaign by the police... it simply clogs up motorways

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin

Does breathing count?

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By *ea monkeyMan
11 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"When getting served in a shop/bar/cafe/restaurant and the person serving you doesn’t tell you the total price of what you’re buying.

They just point at the card machine.

Seems to be the norm now."

It does say it on the screen…

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By *oxy-RedWoman
11 weeks ago

pink panther territory

That dreadful music that gets played while your waiting on hold

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By *reggSausageMan
11 weeks ago

derby

People that slow down to let me out of a side road, now I’m aware that are probably thinking ‘ oh I will let him out do a good deed for the day’ however they are throwing the Highway Code in the bin and inviting a phone call with the insurers, just go about your day, ignore me, you haven’t seen me, I will pull out on my own accord, not risk damaging my car, I’m not late and even if I was you have right of way, nothing to see

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"That dreadful music that gets played while your waiting on hold"

One company I deal with plays Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain, It’s almost annoying when they pick up.

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin


"People that slow down to let me out of a side road, now I’m aware that are probably thinking ‘ oh I will let him out do a good deed for the day’ however they are throwing the Highway Code in the bin and inviting a phone call with the insurers, just go about your day, ignore me, you haven’t seen me, I will pull out on my own accord, not risk damaging my car, I’m not late and even if I was you have right of way, nothing to see "

People that can’t reserve on a narrow road to allow you passed

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By *oxy-RedWoman
11 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"That dreadful music that gets played while your waiting on hold

One company I deal with plays Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain, It’s almost annoying when they pick up. "

That's great,I'd be singing along

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves.

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin


"Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves."

And also hot air hand dryers for those that do wash. Paper towels are far better

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves.

·

And also hot air hand dryers for those that do wash. Paper towels are far better "

I prefer Egyptian cotton hand towels, but yes, paper towels are better.

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin


"Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves.

·

And also hot air hand dryers for those that do wash. Paper towels are far better

I prefer Egyptian cotton hand towels, but yes, paper towels are better."

Well yes obviously but paper towels are better than germs blown on my hands

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By *eroLondonMan
11 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves.

·

And also hot air hand dryers for those that do wash. Paper towels are far better

I prefer Egyptian cotton hand towels, but yes, paper towels are better.

·

Well yes obviously but paper towels are better than germs blown on my hands "

I had no idea you were a paper towel aficionado. 💌

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin


"Men who don't wash their hands after they have visited the water closet. They are letting the side down and should be ashamed of themselves.

·

And also hot air hand dryers for those that do wash. Paper towels are far better

I prefer Egyptian cotton hand towels, but yes, paper towels are better.

·

Well yes obviously but paper towels are better than germs blown on my hands

I had no idea you were a paper towel aficionado. 💌"

Many strings to my bow

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By *ungandMan
11 weeks ago

daveyhulme

People who walk down the street talking and looking at someone on their mobile phones oblivious to people walking towards them? Wtf

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you "

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions.

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By *issFussyWoman
11 weeks ago

hitchin


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions."

I think I’m a closet Mrs angry as I align with most of these

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

bedlington


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions."

I once observed a massive big fat bloke who had his wife push the trolley while he shuffled along and as he went he just pointed at things he wanted and she had to get them and put them in the trolley

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions.

I once observed a massive big fat bloke who had his wife push the trolley while he shuffled along and as he went he just pointed at things he wanted and she had to get them and put them in the trolley "

Then probably preparing his meals on demand

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By *entlemanrogueMan
11 weeks ago

Motherwell

people not indicating.

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

bedlington


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions.

I once observed a massive big fat bloke who had his wife push the trolley while he shuffled along and as he went he just pointed at things he wanted and she had to get them and put them in the trolley

Then probably preparing his meals on demand "

Yes Definitely seemed the type

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central


"People who have no concept of spatial awareness when in a supermarket and just randomly stop in front of you

How about those 'elpful 'usbands who are supposed to be pushing the trolley whilst the wife is efficienly and systematically going from trolley to shelf and back again with items.

Hubby then leaves trolley and wanders off randomly coming back with something and asking wifey "Djoo want 'one them'?".

No, she doesn't (and it's 'one of these' anyway) just get back to slouching over the trolley handle, you moron. At least then we can figure out your intentions.

I once observed a massive big fat bloke who had his wife push the trolley while he shuffled along and as he went he just pointed at things he wanted and she had to get them and put them in the trolley

Then probably preparing his meals on demand

Yes Definitely seemed the type"

Probably more on command

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By *r99mr99Man
11 weeks ago

Ealing

People that stop at the bottom of escalators or just after they've crossed a road to work out where they're going.

People saying "irrelevant of". There term is irrespective of.

Arsenal.

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By *eadMeisterMan
11 weeks ago

near you...maybe


"People that stop at the bottom of escalators or just after they've crossed a road to work out where they're going.

People saying "irrelevant of". There term is irrespective of.

Arsenal. "

Spurs

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
11 weeks ago

Wakefield

Cyclists riding 2 abreast or in large groups in country lanes with no regard for motorists

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By *az26Man
11 weeks ago

Solihull

The sponge being drowned in dishes, so when you go to wash them - its all the way at the bottom and its been squished to hell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Cyclists riding 2 abreast or in large groups in country lanes with no regard for motorists"

2 abreast sounds like a recipe for distracting passing motorists!

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

Wet wipe packages where you can never work out which way they are interleaved.

Basically that is all of them.

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"Cyclists riding 2 abreast or in large groups in country lanes with no regard for motorists"

You can add scooty scooter fuckers and their invisibility clokes

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town

Short changing my pint. As if it's not enough to charge 6.90 for my pint of strong continental lager they have the affrontery to only pour about 3/4 of the pint whilst the rest is foamy glass filler....and then insist I can only pay with an electronic gadget... "for my convenience"

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By *histlerMan
11 weeks ago

Guildford

People who stop the microwave with seconds to go. Just let it ping!

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By *imply_SensualMan
11 weeks ago

Widnes


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

On SMART motorways, these middle lane drivers become 3rd lane drivers.... very annoying!

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By *k22ladMan
11 weeks ago

London

People forming queues for the bar in pubs. Since when have people started doing that?!

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits

On SMART motorways, these middle lane drivers become 3rd lane drivers.... very annoying!"

The annoyance could disappear if overtaking either side became officially permitted.

It is in some countries, with no ill effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

So many

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By *ackformore100Man
11 weeks ago

Tin town


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits

On SMART motorways, these middle lane drivers become 3rd lane drivers.... very annoying!

The annoyance could disappear if overtaking either side became officially permitted.

It is in some countries, with no ill effect."

Can you imagine? It would be carnage. We can't overtake with one lane let alone two

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By *orksguy1965Man
11 weeks ago

Howden


"The 'middle-lane' drivers obsession. How people now feel so entitled to get up their backside, undertake them or hurl abuse at them. Or just slalom in and out of the left-lane regardless of the chaos it causes for other road users.

Part of me is waiting for one of them to undertake someone at a junction, waving their angry fists, whilst they get crushed under a lorry joining the motorway. It's nearly happened a couple of times.

I’d rather just see middle lane drivers off the road tbh than see someone get frustrated and hurt. Middle lane drivers are shits "

middle lane drivers are wankers, and need heavily fining

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West


"Cyclists riding 2 abreast or in large groups in country lanes with no regard for motorists

You can add scooty scooter fuckers and their invisibility clokes "

Bollocks to that. My wheelchair e-scooter add on is absolutely fucking epic

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