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"It’s Saturday night, your plans have been cancelled and you’re stuck indoors with the poster above. What are you doing with them? "Gonna go wooden duck shopping | |||
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"Going wood duck shopping, TV and pizza?" Tv, pizza & beers 🍻 | |||
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"Playing thumb wars " making waffles | |||
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"Playing scrabble in front of the fire " Asking him to put ALL of his clothes on, like Joey in Friends | |||
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"Share a Baileys over ice "Snuggle up near a roaring log fire and make sure the camel toe is nice & warm  | |||
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"Play the bongos on his bum cheeks " Cheeky 😘 | |||
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"[Clothes removed by poster at 07/12/24 22:34:53]" Offer Reiki, for the cost of a coffee or a hug! Choice is yours! | |||
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"[Clothes removed by poster at 07/12/24 22:34:53]" Putting all my clothes on for you like a sexy reverse strip show. (Friends) | |||
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"Just hanging out stuff…. Shhh none of your business nosey " Asking again why Anakin couldn’t be a Master when he joined the Jedi council Need answers. | |||
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I’ll just pop myself in between you in my Oodie "Think it has to be an 80's movie night... plus | |||
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"Clay pigeon shooting, followed by Bloody Marys on the terrace and a spot of lunch in the Orangery." All that while your stuck indoors. | |||
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"Game of hide and seek "All three of us - Boardgames and biscuits, then brandy and bed x | |||
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"Game of hide and seek "You would find me every time lol | |||
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"Send obscure porn links and watch his reaction " Now that sounds fun.. | |||
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together " I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn | |||
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn" Nobody would be expecting that 🤣 | |||
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"There's slways something fun to do when naughty minds get together I’d dress as a carrot and roll around on your front lawn Nobody would be expecting that 🤣" A game of connect 6. It's like connect 4 but with 6. You have to drink a shit with every counter placed until there is a winner. Naked and sitting in nettles. | |||
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"That was a shot not a shit. But maybe that's the next game "Talk, relax, explore, enjoy … turn up the music to make certain we can’t hear the weather.. then see how stormy it gets | |||
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"That was a shot not a shit. But maybe that's the next game" So worried where that was going 😮😂 | |||
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"That was a shot not a shit. But maybe that's the next game So worried where that was going 😮😂" It was the nettles wasn't it? | |||
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"I'm currently watching a film; Rebel Moon. "Chatting about blue knickers | |||
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"Bonk her, again." I suppose I’m going to learn some etiquette and how to carry myself from this fine gentleman | |||
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"Bonk her, thrice³ so nice, verily." Have a coffee and cigar at a gentleman's club. | |||
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"I'm currently watching a film; Rebel Moon.
Chatting about blue knickers "That's a conversation I'd like to join. | |||
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"Bonk her, thrice³ so nice, verily. Have a coffee and cigar at a gentleman's club." Imma ummm, I dunno, ermm Wanna watch like a movie and get d*unk or something 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"Perusing Ann Summers online, listening to metal music. " The blue range of undies is very sexy. Just saying | |||
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"Perusing Ann Summers online, listening to metal music. The blue range of undies is very sexy. Just saying " Probably looking at blue underwear together to be fair | |||
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"Getting pissed "Put in a taxi and send home | |||
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Put in a taxi and send home"Ask him to get me one too | |||
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"Getting pissed
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Ask him to get me one too "Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar | |||
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"Getting pissed
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Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar "Get him to explain to me what glavar is?? | |||
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"Getting pissed
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Ask him to get me one too
Give it an hour, I've opened the glavar
Get him to explain to me what glavar is??"Get the beers in time for a Mario Kart tournament. | |||
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"[be bent over by poster at 08/12/24 00:07:37]" Tickle her prostate | |||
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"Picante pizza party "Suck those nips | |||
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"Il wait till you fall asleep and put shaving foam in your hand" we had it last night so I'm going for pints it's up to him if he wants to tag along | |||
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry. Opening the door naked when he returns " Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! | |||
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"Eating the pinched curry " Tickle her nipple. I'm.not sure why that but.. oh well!  | |||
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"Eating the pinched curry Tickle her nipple. I'm.not sure why that but.. oh well! "I suppose if I'm stuck with you Toots we better get that gin out and get under the duvet, it's freezing out! | |||
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol" No. We are going to the pub. Just given the script a re-write. | |||
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol No. We are going to the pub. Just given the script a re-write." Explaining the importance of sticking to the rules | |||
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"You can’t go anywhere you are stuck indoors with the poster above. Stick to the script lol No. We are going to the pub. Just given the script a re-write. Explaining the importance of sticking to the rules "Probably just sat watching Saturday night tv as they don’t want to meet single guys…in fact they’ve probably tied me to a chair and called the cops if I’m in their house  | |||
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"Oh wow. Well I think anything could happen after a couple of drinks! (Mrs) xx" Explain how rugby is better than football while drinking, then strip poker then who knows | |||
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"See if I can get his balls to swing side to side like Newton's Cradle "Teasing Mr by keeping her all to myself - to begin with anyway | |||
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry. Opening the door naked when he returns Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! " Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude | |||
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry. Opening the door naked when he returns Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude " Sending her to fetch Miss YB then we can put in a vintage game of rugby from the 70s where Wales actually beat England. Then naked twister. I can't play, I've got a sore back. MYB can bring a female friend to take my place. | |||
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"Sending him out to pick up a curry. Opening the door naked when he returns Grabbing the curry and running...Yoink!!! Are you yelling piggy noises at me?? Bit rude " Are you saying you don't know the internationally recognised sound of quickly grabbing something from someone....yoink! Have you never seen the Simpsons.... | |||
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"Sitting back watching these two have a bust up lol " Join them for a deep fried Mars bar. | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold" Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants. | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants. "Ok but I’m coming with it | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it "Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door? | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door? "Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
Like a surprise ejaculation when we open the door?
Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab "I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match) | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
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Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab
I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match)"I can’t unsee this now. 😂 like the movie Some Like it Hot 😂 | |||
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"I’m still stood by my front door. Hope this curry doesn’t go cold Redirect it to my door where where you will find myself, foxy and dildobaggins enjoying a vintage game of Rugby in our pants.
Ok but I’m coming with it
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Drinks,and compare notes about the guys on fab
I'm up for that. I reckon I can get my woman's pants on have a glass of prosecco, go all giggly and go through the list (after the match)
I can’t unsee this now. 😂 like the movie Some Like it Hot 😂 "I have a neat trick where I can puff out my belly to incredible proportions. Think Demi Moore on the cover of Vogue, pregnant. Me doing that in my big girl pants. Talking about Fab men. Yes. Counting down the days. Is it 😉 | |||
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"See if I can get his balls to swing side to side like Newton's Cradle "Quite an interesting concept with only two balls. Probably very painful too tho | |||
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"Monopoly "Strip Monopoly | |||
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"Nibbles and drinks" Slander everyone plus drinks | |||
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"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV "Enjoy them drinking and flirting. | |||
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"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV
Enjoy them drinking and flirting."Comparing skull collections | |||
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"Drinks and a flirt in front of the TV
Enjoy them drinking and flirting.
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"I'm going to give him the camera whilst myself and MissYB play together for a few hours! Thanks both! Gbat " It looks like I'm getting the snacks in then | |||
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"Bonk." Champagne | |||
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"Bonk. Twice ²." More tea x | |||
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"Pints 🍺🍻" I would drink some Bushmills out of his belly button | |||
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"Pints 🍺🍻 I would drink some Bushmills out of his belly button " Play Scrabble, drink wine, talk nonsense and eat snacks. | |||
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"I would drink some Bellybuttonmills out of your bush! Gbat " Sorry, managed to post over you there. You I would encourage to comfort my wife as I drank tea and prepared score cards. | |||
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"Snacks,, who said snacks, "Go for a pint! | |||
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"Can we all hang out at mind during the storm please? 🍺 🥃 That’s a lot of bellybuttons to drink out of. " I'll bring the whiskey and 1 bellybutton | |||
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"Can we all hang out at mind during the storm please? 🍺 🥃 That’s a lot of bellybuttons to drink out of. I'll bring the whiskey and 1 bellybutton " Thank God, ours are innies! | |||
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"I would like to catch the cascading Bushmills in my mouth whilst it’s poured over Mrs Susurrus’ breasts." fffk this ,it's gone up a notch, breaking out the Middleton 21 yes, Bushmills ain't cutting the cheese anymore, | |||
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"Me and Miss YB are both Ginger,, everyone else is in danger of being caught in the comic crossfire,, " I’m a natural brunette but shhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone | |||
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"I would like to catch the cascading Bushmills in my mouth whilst it’s poured over Mrs Susurrus’ breasts." I'll serve the drinks 🥃 | |||
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"Me and Miss YB are both Ginger,, everyone else is in danger of being caught in the comic crossfire,,
I’m a natural brunette but shhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone "that's better, I'd lie awake at night devastated that we burnt lovely people to a crisp,, | |||
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"I would drink some Bellybuttonmills out of your bush! Gbat Sorry, managed to post over you there. You I would encourage to comfort my wife as I drank tea and prepared score cards. " I've just seen your lovely profile. Yes please! Ambassador, I'd get a pic of you on that bridge. Wait, what do you mean you were on that bridge?? Gb at | |||
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth " that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt | |||
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt"A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him | |||
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"I’d sit naked on his lap drip feeding him the finest Irish whisky from my mouth that's a private room situation,, Middleton 21 ain't for just anyone,, , Ooooftt
A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him"I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment | |||
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A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him"ohhhh, ya big teasing bastard ya,, | |||
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A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him
I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment "lol, make up your mind sexy lady, your either red or not lol | |||
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A man of taste I'd share my 27 year old redbreast with him
I’m 40 but I’ll take the compliment lol, make up your mind sexy lady, your either red or not lol"I’m a 27 year old red head with a brunette lady garden. And nobody can take that away from me. | |||
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