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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

So seen as its that time of year whats been your worst Xmas present ever and why??

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
12 weeks ago

Yorkshire

A Dyson cordless hoover. I didn’t need or ask for it 🤦‍♀️

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By *remlin1066Man
12 weeks ago

durham

A bath caddy/tray.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

Not me, but a woman I used to work with. One christmas she got a christmas tree for christmas from her husband. He had wrapped the box up and put it under the other christmas tree for her, it was a £300 one she had seen when they were out shopping, she said to her husband in passing it's a nice tree. She was not happy.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Socks and a staple gun.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central


"Socks and a staple gun."

Did you staple someone?

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By *uri00620Woman
12 weeks ago

Croydon

For me it's jewellery because I just wouldn't wear it. Last year from a partner I got big storage boxes. I imagine for many that would be a terrible present but for me great. I don't really want presents at all but if I have to get them then I want practical ones.

Oh just remembered I I've got a belt that clearly came as part of an outfit from an ex partner's sister. A cheap plastic one. It's fine I got rid of it. The only annoying thing was I bought the person in question a really nice (and expensive) present.

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By *ommy2125Man
12 weeks ago

newport

I got a pineapple corerfrom my mother, was met with gritted gratitude...and seemingly the most pointless present ever.. however for many years it sat dormant in the cupboard until someone had a haiwain bbq party, for the few hours I drink rum and from a hollowed out pineapple like a king.

Evey cloud

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By *k_Durian2Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Socks... I even joked when she gave it to me that I'd never had socks and then she gave me socks!

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Found out the Mrs was pregnant at Christmas, so I guess that.

Kidding, kidding! that was a great present

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By *quirrel!Man
12 weeks ago

L

I once got someone a banana case!

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By *quirrel!Man
12 weeks ago

L


"Lynx "

On fab that would come in useful for measuring your dick against!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

My mum regifts heavily. If you give her something she doesn’t like she wraps it up and gives it back to you next year. She isn’t being malicious, she thinks if you gave it to her then you must like it and think it’s a decent gift.

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
12 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

A travis cd… I’d never shown even the slightest hint of interest in travis🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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By *k_Durian2Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Lynx

On fab that would come in useful for measuring your dick against! "

I'll bare that in mind come Christmas day

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Socks and a staple gun.

Did you staple someone?"

I stapled my socks to my feet, because I have a god-complex.

It's a long story.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
11 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

A dead man's⚰️ swimming trunks...had a rich auntie....who made Scrooge seem generous...we always got second hand Xmas presents...her husband had died that year..I got a black pair of swimming trunks...not new and obviously his...

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
11 weeks ago

furnace

A clone a Willy kit that didn’t come with enough mixture to fill the mould

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