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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

Yes please.

Bollyberries galore 💜

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham

Have you tried giving it the silent treatment? It'll soon learn to not annoy you anymore... or else.

Or you could pack it away in the loft and forget about it until next christmas.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Have you tried giving it the silent treatment? It'll soon learn to not annoy you anymore... or else.

Or you could pack it away in the loft and forget about it until next christmas."

It's used to the lack of attention, so it will just cruise by with this method.

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By *r TriomanMan
12 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Mumma take this penis ofa me,

I can't use it any more,

I'm getting too blind to see.

Feel like I'm knobbing on heaven door,

Knob, knob, knobbing on heavens door..."

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Oh.

Yes please.

Bollyberries galore 💜"
Well you wasted no time!

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple? "

Hmmmmmmm I dunno......does it come with the six pack? Its just I've kinda got a whole boobs and pussy thing going on here already.........

Mrs x

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple? "

What a knob. Have you considered choking it until it cries?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple?

What a knob. Have you considered choking it until it cries?"

I did. It seems to like it though and comes back for more

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple?

Hmmmmmmm I dunno......does it come with the six pack? Its just I've kinda got a whole boobs and pussy thing going on here already.........

Mrs x"

No, sorry no six pack.

But my penis gets along with boobs and pussy really well!

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple?

Hmmmmmmm I dunno......does it come with the six pack? Its just I've kinda got a whole boobs and pussy thing going on here already.........

Mrs x

No, sorry no six pack.

But my penis gets along with boobs and pussy really well! "

Hmmmmmm, no thanks I'll give it a miss. I've just seen some new legs I quite like the look of instead.

Mrs x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Oh.

Yes please.

Bollyberries galore 💜 Well you wasted no time! "

What can I say. I'm unreasonably keen despite the accent 💜

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple?

Hmmmmmmm I dunno......does it come with the six pack? Its just I've kinda got a whole boobs and pussy thing going on here already.........

Mrs x

No, sorry no six pack.

But my penis gets along with boobs and pussy really well!

Hmmmmmm, no thanks I'll give it a miss. I've just seen some new legs I quite like the look of instead.

Mrs x"

Wise decision to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I'll chop it off for you

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By *aitonel OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'll chop it off for you"

Don't cut yourself, Becky.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I don't want it anymore. It's been annoying me all day. Stupid knob that it is.

You must also take the balls too though! They come as a pair... Or would that be thruple? "

Oohb I doubt you'll be short of offers... I think a pair of balls sounds like a perfect stress thingumy🤣

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