FabSwingers.com forum: Who here is Mrs Average?

By *awpleasure OP Man
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

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By *r.XratedMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

Size 6 feet? The trans must have distorted these stats

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

My dear chap, don't concern yourself with feminine semantics and their bodily vital statistics. Instead focus on the modern woman and all that she has to offer, for without them Fab would be a poorer place, even if they are average, mediocre or below-average.

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

But how cavernous is the average vag? Winkies are easily measured but who has shoved up a love tunnel their Helix Shatterproof?

Or is it measured by how long the echo lingers?

Or how many fizzy cola bottles it’ll fit?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

Women on here are size 10 feet.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Remember, it doesn't matter what sizes they are they all still won't have sex with! (by you I mean us, all men)

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Oh, I'm not average then. I need to change my fab profile.

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By *ove2lick27Man
12 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Oh, I'm not average then. I need to change my fab profile. "

Ooof You're definitely not average. What a woman

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Size 6 feet? The trans must have distorted these stats "

Most trans women I know have smaller feet than me.

I am, uh, a long way from any of those averages 💜

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
12 weeks ago

"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

Almost spot on except I'm definitely not size 16

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

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By *awpleasure OP Man
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Oh, I'm not average then. I need to change my fab profile. "

I definitely prefer your average over the one I read about.

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By *ude LawMan
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️"

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......"

I don't Mr Law 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......"

Size 6 shoes.

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By *ude LawMan
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔"

Average.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average."

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

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By *ude LawMan
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?

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By *dam1971Man
12 weeks ago

Bedford

On Fab the average woman is a man.

For the rest of you I celebrate you being as far from average as you are

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?"

What size are below average feet? I could probably totter about alright on sizes 4's.

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By *is and hers 2024Couple
12 weeks ago

york

No where near average then oh well.

Mrs

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
12 weeks ago

tamworth

Not average at all, not even 1 of the items. Damn.

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

Not me!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?"

I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔

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By *ananas57Couple
12 weeks ago

lake ariel

Only thing on that list that matches is I’m 5’5”

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales

"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

Finally something I'm above average with 😂

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By *andPextraCouple
12 weeks ago

North West

On those 5 metrics I hit none. 5’4 is as close as i get.

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By *r.XratedMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

"Size 6 feet? The trans must have distorted these stats

Most trans women I know have smaller feet than me.

I am, uh, a long way from any of those averages 💜"

What size feet? If you’re above 5 don’t bother replying

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?

I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔"

I have below average boobs and average sized feet and I have problems staying upright, especially in heels.

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By *r.XratedMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

"On those 5 metrics I hit none. 5’4 is as close as i get.

You’re size 3

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

Sad that so many women on here aren’t even hitting the requirements of AVERAGE.

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

I'm average height (in my eyes). That's the only thing.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?

I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔

I have below average boobs and average sized feet and I have problems staying upright, especially in heels."

Heels! Heels are my nemesis. 😭 There is a video of me practising that had a friend fearing for my safety. 😂

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By *sWyldWoman
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If I'm still a size 16 when I get to 11 stone, I'll be gutted!

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By *andPextraCouple
12 weeks ago

North West

Heels! Heels are my nemesis. 😭 There is a video of me practising that had a friend fearing for my safety. 😂"

I'm the exact opposite. Walk ok in heels, trip over my own feet in flats

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By *ell GwynnWoman
12 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I'm average height (in my eyes). That's the only thing.

How long has it been since you were 5'5", Meli?

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By *parkle1974Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm definitely not average then

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
12 weeks ago

La La Land

"If I'm still a size 16 when I get to 11 stone, I'll be gutted! "

Good point!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
12 weeks ago

Hastings

"Well, I have size 6 feet 🤷‍♀️

You know what they say about people with size 6 feet......

I don't Mr Law 🤔

Average.

I would prefer the average sized boobs if I'm honest

If you had above average sized boobs but below average sized feet, would you topple over?

I have above average sized boobs and below average sized feet. Staying upright is a constant challenge. 😔"

But you have a lovely counter ballance to the above average boots so the small feet are OK.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
12 weeks ago

Wolvo

Anomalous and proud! 😁

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
12 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
12 weeks ago

Next Door

"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

Height - Taller, so above average.

Weight- lighter, so under average

Feet - bigger so above average

Boobs - smaller so under average.

Dress size - below average

So overall am I average?

🤷‍♀️"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

"Women on here are size 10 feet. "

8. Size 8. Or occasionally 9

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

"Size 6 feet? The trans must have distorted these stats "

¿Qué?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

"How true this is I don't know but according to the Independant newspaper, the average woman in the UK is

5ft 5 inches tall, weighs 11st, has size 6 feet, dress size 16 and wears a 36dd bra.

Mrs Average step forward please

I'm 5ft 6in

I weigh WAY more than 11st

Size 8 feet

Dress size 16/18

36FF or occasionally G (but I don't wear bras anymore so they might have changed tbf).

I'm soooooooo not average

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By *zChiefWoman
12 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

Almost spot on ...but i am too short !

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By *_41Woman
12 weeks ago

paisley

I thought size 5 was the most common 🤔xx

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