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Miserable Sods: The Gathering

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 👍🏻

Simply say that you’re in before plonking your arses down on a seat and glaring at other assembled miserable members.

Chat is optional but obviously undesirable, rather an occasional grunt may suffice to let other folks know that you are present but highly unsocial and mightily proud of this fact.

So mote it be! 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I could have sat here yesterday but today is good xx

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I could have sat here yesterday but today is good xx"

He was doing fine until you practically had an avocado orgasm.

And now he's all grumpy because he is Billy No Avocado .

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I could have sat here yesterday but today is good xx

He was doing fine until you practically had an avocado orgasm.

And now he's all grumpy because he is Billy No Avocado ."

Avocado envy ☹️

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Sounds pretty social to me, shall we build a fire and get some beer?

Some cheery so and so will be along soon throwing glitter rainbows everywhere, enjoy it while it lasts.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

In as long as no other buggers come in otherwise I'm off.

Bloody buggering bastard's.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Sounds like my type of place. I will take a table for 1

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hhmgh! 😡👍🏻

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By *ou345Woman
12 weeks ago

Derby

Can I fall asleep in the corner?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Can I fall asleep in the corner? "

With me? Sure. Pop your head in my lap.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Nah. Fuck that pity group. I'd rather be miserable alone.

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By *essiCouple
12 weeks ago

suffolk


"Nah. Fuck that pity group. I'd rather be miserable alone. "

exactly this..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌝♥️♥️🥂🍾🤩🥳😃👸

Helloooooo

😁

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You all just need a biiiig hug!

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By *essiCouple
12 weeks ago

suffolk


"You all just need a biiiig hug!"

I actually beg to differ..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌝♥️♥️🥂🍾🤩🥳😃👸

Helloooooo

😁

"

😱😱😱 What is this?! Do I feel the sides of my mouth turning slightly upwards….? Noooo….must …fight it…. 😵‍💫😜

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"You all just need a biiiig hug!

I actually beg to differ.."

Fine, have a shag too - you'll feel better. 🌈🌈🌈

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[Removed by poster at 05/12/24 17:14:49]

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌝♥️♥️🥂🍾🤩🥳😃👸

Helloooooo

😁

😱😱😱 What is this?! Do I feel the sides of my mouth turning slightly upwards….? Noooo….must …fight it…. 😵‍💫😜"

Puppieeeeeeees!

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🥂🌈

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By *essiCouple
12 weeks ago

suffolk


"You all just need a biiiig hug!

I actually beg to differ..

Fine, have a shag too - you'll feel better. 🌈🌈🌈"

You really aren't remotely funny..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Can we play Magic:The Gathering too?

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"You all just need a biiiig hug!

I actually beg to differ..

Fine, have a shag too - you'll feel better. 🌈🌈🌈

You really aren't remotely funny.."

It made me laugh, a bit, on the inside, obviously.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can we play Magic:The Gathering too?"

Of course…..as long as there’s no smiling 👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

I'm sat trying to blow dry my absolutely wet through wheelchair upholstery and cushion, with a hair dryer. Don't mind me while I glower and wish bodily harm upon the wazzocks who deliberately drove into the gutters and tidal-waved me. Three times. And may the taxi driver who almost ran me down on a crossing (red light for him) be smited by a plethora of Lego between his toes and in his underwear!

*Shakes fist* ♿

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Can we play Magic:The Gathering too?

Of course…..as long as there’s no smiling 👍🏻"

Have you ever played MTG?

There's no risk of that 💜

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I'm sat trying to blow dry my absolutely wet through wheelchair upholstery and cushion, with a hair dryer. Don't mind me while I glower and wish bodily harm upon the wazzocks who deliberately drove into the gutters and tidal-waved me. Three times. And may the taxi driver who almost ran me down on a crossing (red light for him) be smited by a plethora of Lego between his toes and in his underwear!

*Shakes fist* ♿"

Come, join the coven, we shall curse them and drink to their demise.

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Moody old cow checking in 😒

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm sat trying to blow dry my absolutely wet through wheelchair upholstery and cushion, with a hair dryer. Don't mind me while I glower and wish bodily harm upon the wazzocks who deliberately drove into the gutters and tidal-waved me. Three times. And may the taxi driver who almost ran me down on a crossing (red light for him) be smited by a plethora of Lego between his toes and in his underwear!

*Shakes fist* ♿"

People can be such utter bastards; But you are more than welcome here ✊🏻

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By *essiCouple
12 weeks ago

suffolk


"You all just need a biiiig hug!

I actually beg to differ..

Fine, have a shag too - you'll feel better. 🌈🌈🌈

You really aren't remotely funny..

It made me laugh, a bit, on the inside, obviously."

'Course it did..there's always one

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

Gather round people.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Not that close

I'll tell you all the riveting tale of my haemorrhoids.

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I suppose I could could come.

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Ugh. What a stupid idea.

In.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
12 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Baaaah humbug

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"You all just need a biiiig hug!

I actually beg to differ..

Fine, have a shag too - you'll feel better. 🌈🌈🌈

You really aren't remotely funny..

It made me laugh, a bit, on the inside, obviously.

'Course it did..there's always one "

Yeah that's usually me.

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By *rAitchMan
12 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Baaaah humbug"

I concur!

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