FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do dilemma?

By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

You're involved in a two-car crash on your way to work one morning in which you accidentally hit and kill a pedestrian. As you get out of the car, you are intercepted by a tearful woman who seems to think that she hit and killed the pedestrian.

You're not sure why she thinks she hit the person, but she is convinced. There's only you, the woman, and the person you hit on the road; there are no witnesses.

You know that whoever is deemed responsible will probably be sent to jail. What do you do?

Serious or ridiculously funny answers accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Ooh OP,what ya done?

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Run over the woman, leaving zero witnesses and go about my merry day.

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By *im494Man
12 weeks ago

Westhill

Try to convince it was like that when we got here, and use that as my excuse all the way to the cells 😂

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By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"Ooh OP,what ya done?"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s our secret

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Having read an article this morning, where that exact thing happened to a young woman, I'm not sure anything could be ridiculously funny about the situation?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"Having read an article this morning, where that exact thing happened to a young woman, I'm not sure anything could be ridiculously funny about the situation? "

Because A, not everyone read the article (including me) and b there’s a lot worse going on in the world than a MADE UP dilemma on a swingers site forum.

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By *igjonny090Man
12 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

It’s obvious isn’t it? You sleep with the girl, rob the pedestrian, get rid of the body and cars, get the pay day for knocking the target off, run away and live in Mexico together until the next call comes in

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By *lex.and.SexCouple
12 weeks ago

Bedale

Head to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'd reflect on the principles of deontological ethics and remind myself that I have followed all the rules and therefore I am not responsible for any of the consequences.

As the woman is the only other person present I would ask her if she followed the rules. If she had then by process of elimination it must be the dead person's fault.

Therefore it would be perfectly reasonable for us as the only witnesses to agree the most likely explanation for their failure to follow the rules and present that to the police.

There's an ethics to suit every occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"It’s obvious isn’t it? You sleep with the girl, rob the pedestrian, get rid of the body and cars, get the pay day for knocking the target off, run away and live in Mexico together until the next call comes in "

Defo this

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

Was the tearful woman the driver of the other car?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"Was the tearful woman the driver of the other car? "

Sorry, yes she was

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By *imples24Man
12 weeks ago

tamworth

Give the women a drink from my hip flask full of spiced rum which I carry for emergency use to calm her down. Then call the police 🤣🤣

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By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"Give the women a drink from my hip flask full of spiced rum which I carry for emergency use to calm her down. Then call the police 🤣🤣"

Now we’re talking

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Throw myself over the bonnet of her car and break bones.

I wanna get paid. I’m skint

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ah well OP.

Aren't we involved in proximate cause and hazard here?

Or something..

You see, it may have been me who hit and killed the pedestrian, but as you say it's a two car crash, did the driver in the other car crash into me, causing me to crash into, and kill, the pedestrian?

If yes, then she needs to face the charges and defend herself (maybe an octopus landed on her windscreen, for example?).

If no, and the pedestrian's death is entirely my fault with no mitigating circumstances, then jail I would accept.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"Throw myself over the bonnet of her car and break bones.

I wanna get paid. I’m skint"

I like your style

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

Call the police and allow her to take the blame

Don't get too involved with her so you don't feel guilty about it

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Whatever a woman tells you IS correct. Argue at your peril. If she says she did it, she is right.

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By *auls21Man
12 weeks ago

Derry

So you swerved to get the pedestrian and then impaled them onto her car

Definitely her fault

If she hadn’t been there the pedestrian would have bounced off your car no bother

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By *inkShyWoman
12 weeks ago

near Windsor

Just be honest given that whoever hit the pedestrian will have DNA/clothing fibres on the car, and the pedestrian is likely to have miniscule paint flecks on them. Probably also a human shaped dent somewhere on a vehicle.

I've seen too many CSI to think anyone is getting away with anything !

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

Anyone seen juror #2?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Anyone seen juror #2?"

Sorry Scooby - not into sc@t

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

"Anyone seen juror #2?

Sorry Scooby - not into sc@t

Lmao. 🤣 not the jurors #2!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Anyone seen juror #2?

Sorry Scooby - not into sc@t

Lmao. 🤣 not the jurors #2! "

💋

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

"You're involved in a two-car crash on your way to work one morning in which you accidentally hit and kill a pedestrian. As you get out of the car, you are intercepted by a tearful woman who seems to think that she hit and killed the pedestrian.

You're not sure why she thinks she hit the person, but she is convinced. There's only you, the woman, and the person you hit on the road; there are no witnesses.

You know that whoever is deemed responsible will probably be sent to jail. What do you do?

Serious or ridiculously funny answers accepted"

I would have to tell the truth to the police as I recall it and then let the justice system take it from there.

But in the mean time the completely irreverent part of me wants to dress the poor corpse up as elf on the shelf. I have no idea why. Sorry not sorry.

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Ooh OP,what ya done?"
hahahaha

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By *allipygousMan
12 weeks ago

Leicester

"Run over the woman, leaving zero witnesses and go about my merry day."

This made me burst out laughing. Best answer.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Well as bad as that situation is, you would want to be some sick Puppy to screw over the lady that bad, Twice, Cell life is bad enough id imagine without being locked up with your own thoughts thinking you killed someone, plus Karma would be a serious bitch to anyone who pulled that stunt.

No a decent Human with a moral code accepts his/fate ,,Surely.

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