FabSwingers.com forum: Are you in or out?

By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Are you in or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Are you in or out?"

Ooh yeah I'm in

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By *a1970Man
12 weeks ago

East cork

I'm in

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By *ornyperv100Man
12 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

I'm in

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Are you in or out?

Ooh yeah I'm in "

But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Are you in or out?

Ooh yeah I'm in

But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat

I will bring earplugs, don't worry 😘😘

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Are you in or out?

Ooh yeah I'm in

But what if the Octopus tells me you think I'm a twat

I will bring earplugs, don't worry 😘😘"

Sweet! I'll bring the smiles

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ll eat the octopus before he has chance to bad mouth me. Cheeky squishy bastard.

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"I’ll eat the octopus before he has chance to bad mouth me. Cheeky squishy bastard."

Dammit! I forgot the "No eating the animals" disclaimer 😫

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"You are able to change your body shape at will, as many times as you like (Height, weight, size of appendages)

But every time you have sex a psychic octopus appears to tell your sexually partner what you really think of them, good or bad.

Dude…… what are you smoking right now!!!! Sexual octopus?😂😂🤪

Are you in or out?"

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!"

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus? "

It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.

Nail, marry, and have babies!

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

I’m in

Let the 8 testicle beast do his worst!

Or is it 8 tentacles ?

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"I’m in

Let the 8 testicle beast do his worst!

Or is it 8 tentacles ?

As an avid pedant i cannot let this slide, it's arms

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?

It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.

Nail, marry, and have babies!"

Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?

It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.

Nail, marry, and have babies!

Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?

It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.

Nail, marry, and have babies!

Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?

Yup

Can I shag the flower girl and groom?

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

"I’m in

Let the 8 testicle beast do his worst!

Or is it 8 tentacles ?

As an avid pedant i cannot let this slide, it's arms

Everyday is a school day

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Psychic octopus?

Stuff my human partners.

I'm getting married!

Wait... are you going to nail the octopus?

It's a fucking PSYCHIC octopus.

Nail, marry, and have babies!

Can I be a flower girl at the wedding please?

Yup

Can I shag the flower girl and groom?"

Yes, but not in front of my octowife.

She's not monogamous, but, you know.

Bit of decorum

xxxx

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumping.

My octowife left me for BBE 😢.

Psychic octopusespodepi - so damned fickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Bumping.

My octowife left me for BBE 😢.

Psychic octopusespodepi - so damned fickle!"

Pmsl 🤣

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Illithids, gorgons...

It's like someone reached inside the recesses of my mind and vomitted my fantasies onto the page.

All I need now is Helen Mirren as Morgana, writhing and breathing smoke everywhere.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m so in.

I love a transmundane cephalopod, me.

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By *ensual DesiresMan
12 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

I'm in

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