FabSwingers.com forum: Elf on a shelf!!

By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Gimmie those Elf of a shelf ideas please.

So far he has:

- Wrapped the tree in toilet paper

- been captured by stormtroopers

- Tea party with Toy Story characters

- Fishing in the fish tank

- Turned my sofa into a Ski resort

The other half turned down my idea of him having a gang bang with the dolls or snorting sugar 🙄

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

South Wales

Take him to Asda, pop a few cereal boxes on the floor to make it look like he’s climbing his way up the shelves and take a pic of him and the “carnage”

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"Take him to Asda, pop a few cereal boxes on the floor to make it look like he’s climbing his way up the shelves and take a pic of him and the “carnage”"

As if captured by CCTV and then do a Wanted poster!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

We still have the elf but I do all the naughty ones now mine are older 🤣

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"We still have the elf but I do all the naughty ones now mine are older 🤣"

I do naughty ones in the evening for when my partner comes downstairs.

last night he was caught watching elf porn with a roll of tissues.

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Take him to Asda, pop a few cereal boxes on the floor to make it look like he’s climbing his way up the shelves and take a pic of him and the “carnage”

As if captured by CCTV and then do a Wanted poster!"

That is a level of effort i am just not willing to do.

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Burley

Remove its head, squirt some ketchup between torso and head and say he was captured by the Taliban.

Bit dark? Sorry, it's one of "those" days

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Remove its head, squirt some ketchup between torso and head and say he was captured by the Taliban.

Bit dark? Sorry, it's one of "those" days

Not sure i could afford the therapy for my kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Yesterday my friend had the elf squatting over her child’s toothbrush and put some Nutella on the end

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Yesterday my friend had the elf squatting over her child’s toothbrush and put some Nutella on the end

Oh I'm doing that

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales

Following

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

Fishing in the goldfish bowl or tank

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Burley

Got any old covid disposable masks? Make one into a hammock and suspend it from a light fitting or similar.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Having a shit in the cat litter tray

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Got any old covid disposable masks? Make one into a hammock and suspend it from a light fitting or similar.

Nice!

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

"Having a shit in the cat litter tray"

Kids will be very confused about why we have a cat litter tray. But I like it!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Lie him down with an empty booze bottle, and surrounded by chips and leftover doner kebab.

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By *enk15 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Last night I had the elf eating a corn on the cob and pooping out popcorn… what has my life become?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

"Last night I had the elf eating a corn on the cob and pooping out popcorn… what has my life become?"

Embrace it, it’s so much fun seeing the kids reactions to Elf’s ‘mischief’.

It’s a blast.

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