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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses. And....go ."Only if they developed breasts and a vagina  | |||
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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses. And....go .
Only if they developed breasts and a vagina "I've pulled 👊. Sort of 😁. | |||
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" I've pulled 👊. Sort of 😁." If only their eye wasn't boring a hole into my soul. | |||
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"Their foof wasn't used as overflow parking for double-decker buses. And....go .
Only if they developed breasts and a vagina "I'd shag PlayfullSam if only he hadn't shrivelled up so much by being in that pool for months (years even  ). He looks like a sex walnut 😊.
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"Bollocks - I meant just choose someone not yet chosen "I would not. | |||
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"...he didn't have an upside down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳" She had a vagina. True story too. Davina's awesome ❤️💙. | |||
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"...he didn't have an upside down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳 She had a vagina. True story too. Davina's awesome ❤️💙." ... I had a vagina. (Well, I can't disagree 😏) | |||
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"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳 She had a vagina. True story too. Davina's awesome ❤️💙. ... I had a vagina. (Well, I can't disagree 😏) "I can't find any impediment | |||
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"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳 She had a vagina. True story too. Davina's awesome ❤️💙. ... I had a vagina. (Well, I can't disagree 😏)
I can't find any impediment "I could remember what j wanted to ask them first. | |||
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"...he didn't have an upside-down pineapple instead of a cock! 😳 She had a vagina. True story too. Davina's awesome ❤️💙. ... I had a vagina. (Well, I can't disagree 😏)
I can't find any impediment I could remember what j wanted to ask them first. "…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x | |||
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x" If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! | |||
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! " Stuff and nonsense, it’s balmy up here today. | |||
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! " If he had been born a woman and stayed that way | |||
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! If he had been born a woman and stayed that way "Damn! His profile says he won't shag nutters! Oh...and he has a willy . | |||
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"…he stopped turning my water into wine. I need hydration. Mrs TMN x If only they didn’t live in the Arctic! If he had been born a woman and stayed that way
Damn!
His profile says he won't shag nutters!
Oh...and he has a willy ."I've actually had that Nicky Klunge fella. He's fucking shit  . | |||
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"His cock was made of solid gold" If she’ll accept silver alloy. | |||
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"His cock was made of solid gold If she’ll accept silver alloy. " If he kept his socks on  | |||
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"Her nipples weren't actually made of tinsel "if she let me slide it inside as she begs for more | |||
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"Her nipples weren't actually made of tinsel if she let me slide it inside as she begs for more"He had a penis instead of extra hands 😭 | |||
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She wasn’t so boney "If he didn't have 666 after his name | |||
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"She was a natural red head
She wasn’t so boney
If he didn't have 666 after his name "They weren't so far away | |||
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"She was a natural red head
She wasn’t so boney
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They weren't so far away"He was a woman | |||
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"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "Had a penis | |||
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"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "If only she didn’t have a blank heart for a face | |||
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"Spoke 14 languages and could do a backflip. I just can’t seem to find a guy who can "Mange tout rodney mange tout. | |||
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"If only his pants were more funky. "If I could keep up with the memes | |||
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"If only his pants were more funky. "that can be arranged | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on." if she would let me | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on. if she would let me " I'm not into men | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he would put on his silly socks on. if she would let me I'm not into men " Id shag the person above if only everyone else played the game like him.😊 | |||
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"She squirted for me " He was a woman | |||
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"If he lived closer " If size didn’t matter | |||
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"If he lived closer If size didn’t matter " If he was closer | |||
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"If he lived closer If size didn’t matter If he was closer" If age wasn't an issue | |||
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"If he lived closer If size didn’t matter If he was closer" .. not if, when …stunning lady | |||
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"If he lived closer If size didn’t matter If he was closer .. not if, when …stunning lady " Yes closer | |||
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"If they looked like Ryan Reynolds " If she let her guard down. | |||
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"If they looked like Ryan Reynolds " if o If I was only that lucky .. | |||
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"Just simply, if only "I hadn’t cum all over her profile pic already .l | |||
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I hadn’t cum all over her profile pic already .l"👏👏👏 | |||
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"Thats an offer that i would never let it slide away" He was alot closer | |||
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"If only she was closer " If his cock was straighter x | |||
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"Thats an offer that i would never let it slide away He was alot closer" If she was bi | |||
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I have a lot of housework that needs doing | |||
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"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing "Naked ? | |||
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"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing
Naked ? "I'd shaggy her anyway she wanted | |||
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"I could borrow his wife
I have a lot of housework that needs doing
Naked ?
I'd shaggy her anyway she wanted"If they both ripped out my gusset and spunked all over me | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans." If they Gave me a Chance | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans. If they Gave me a Chance" I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x Mrs x | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans. If they Gave me a Chance I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x Mrs x" if only they'd stop begging me to | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/12/24 16:54:19]" He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/12/24 16:54:19] He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks." If he was Miss Bella or Raven | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/12/24 16:54:19] He lost the budgie smugglers, grew a vagina and norks." I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only he lets me have his nutcracker. | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they know how to do up there jeans. If they Gave me a Chance I'd shag the person above, if only they were a gorgeous bi woman x Mrs x if only they'd stop begging me to" But please! Mrs x | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE," ^ … if only I was invited! | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, ^ … if only I was invited!" If he brought along a partner | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, ^ … if only I was invited!" If only he wasn’t wearing his rose tinted glasses | |||
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"I'd shag the person ABOVE, If only he wasn’t wearing his rose tinted glasses " If I was a kinky librarian. | |||
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"She would let me " His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man | |||
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"She would let me His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man" He wasn't so damn far away lol | |||
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"She would let me His penis wasnt the length of 3 ends on end and he wasnt a man He wasn't so damn far away lol" She promised to wear the red bra | |||
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"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds. " If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds * *not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts | |||
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"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds. If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds * *not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts "They were both hairy, hot men | |||
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"Again, they looked like Ryan Reynolds. If THEY looked like Ryan Reynolds * *not true, we’d shag you with no ifs or buts
To far away
They were both hairy, hot men" | |||
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"Not a fan sorry If he was female "If he was closer | |||
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"She’d wear boxing gloves "Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥 | |||
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"She’d wear boxing gloves
Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥"If I wore gloves 😂 | |||
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"She’d wear boxing gloves
Whilst he would be wearing just a pair of long satin red gloves 🔥"I’d wear em for u | |||
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"They lived closer" If they made a delicious pie. 😋 | |||
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"I'd shag the person above" I think he's a thoroughly lovely chap, but I can't do the bepenised. And his profile pic looks a bit like a perpendicular Xmas turkey...which is distracting | |||
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"I'd shag the person only if my my hubby can watch " 👌👌👌👍 | |||
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"I'd shag the person only if my my hubby can watch " I'd shag the person ABOVE, if only they tell me the names of their fish xx | |||
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"I’d let him shag me xx" It's a truly lovely bum. If only it came with a vagina and boobies, I'd be sold ✔️. That's a me thing, not a him thing . | |||
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"If only.....I was blind and he was a beautiful woman with long dark hair and big boobies (no beard obviously)" 
I've just "nul points" at the Sex Eurovision .
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"If only.....I was blind and he was a beautiful woman with long dark hair and big boobies (no beard obviously)" If only I was bi… but I’m not, so I wouldn’t but to play the game if only they were willing. | |||
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"If she was interested .. no reason not to ." If he lived closer | |||
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"If she was interested .. no reason not to . If he lived closer "If they were looking for a single bloke | |||
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