FabSwingers.com forum: Best joke

By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
5 weeks ago

Next Door

Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 weeks ago

Ruislip

What's ET short for?

Because he's only got little legs.

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By *tu.xMan
5 weeks ago

around

My therapist said I have a preoccupation for revenge. We'll see about that

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By *enk15Man
5 weeks ago

Evesham

My girlfriend wanted a white Christmas...

Turns out she didn't mean a facial.

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By *imlad2k24Man
5 weeks ago

Southsea

Schrödinger's Cat walks into a bar.

And also doesn't.

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

I was given a Thames Water advent calendar, It’s full of number 2s.

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By *eading beddingMan
5 weeks ago

Berks

Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The Elfabet.

Mrs TMN x

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By *punk n gushCouple
5 weeks ago

deal

"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke

Our government what a joke 🙄

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By *ary69321Man
5 weeks ago

Newcastle upon tyne

A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods, the bear says to the rabbit, excuse me do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur, the rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

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By *inkShyWoman
5 weeks ago

near Windsor

What do a train set and boobs have in common?

They were both made for kids but dads can't help playing with them.

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By *ltrMan
5 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way.

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By *-SBC 82Man
5 weeks ago

Ilford

What's a compliment in the US, but an argument in the Middle East?

You're the Bomb!

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By *ORDERMANMan
5 weeks ago

wrexham

Have formed a choir for Xmas....

Anyone is welcome to join...

So far we have

Dean Dan..Mary..Lee and I..

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By *eallyMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer"

That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good

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By *antricSeeker60Man
5 weeks ago

Durham

Why did the solo swinger bring a Christmas tree to the party?

Because they heard it was a great way to "branch" out and make new connections!

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By *ORDERMANMan
5 weeks ago

wrexham

Did it hurt when he put it up..?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

All credit to the comedian Phil Pagett:

What idiot named it a speculum instead of a flapjack?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

The Continental

"All credit to the comedian Phil Pagett:

What idiot named it a speculum instead of a flapjack? "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

How did Jesus get his Christmas shopping home?

Lidl donkey 😆😆

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By *eading beddingMan
5 weeks ago

Berks

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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By *adagastMan
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Schrödinger's Cat walks into a bar.

And also doesn't."

Absolutely.

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By *adagastMan
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

Viagra won't make you James Bond, but it can make you Roger More.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

They were two deer

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 weeks ago

Ruislip

"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer

That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good"

I don't think I understand.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer

That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good

I don't think I understand.

There was a series on not long ago called baby reindeer about a stalker.

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 weeks ago

Ruislip

"Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby reindeer

That’s the first time I’ve heard that and it was really good

I don't think I understand.

There was a series on not long ago called baby reindeer about a stalker. "

Oh I see. At least there's a reason I didn't understand the joke.

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By *osey WalesMan
5 weeks ago

La La Land

"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke

Sadiq khan getting a knighthood in the New Years Honours list.

What a joke.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
5 weeks ago

walsall

"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke

Sadiq khan getting a knighthood in the New Years Honours list.

What a joke.

Start a petition I think that one would get more than 3 million signatures!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Tell me your best Christmas cracker joke or any joke

Sadiq khan getting a knighthood in the New Years Honours list.

What a joke.

Start a petition I think that one would get more than 3 million signatures!"

Perhaps Tom is working on it as we speak

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By *hristopherd999Man
5 weeks ago

Brentwood

To whoever stole my anti depressants, I hope your happy now

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By *k_Durian2Man
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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By *artfordBlokeMan
5 weeks ago

Dartford

An English man,a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub, the barman turns round and says " is this some sort of joke?"

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By *hom01Man
5 weeks ago

Rugby

I was babysitting my 10 year old niece on Sunday & told her that the old people on Antiques Roadshow were ghosts trying to get their stuff back ....

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
5 weeks ago

Colchester

I was up in the attic recently, and found my grandad’s old wig weaving machine.

It's a family hair loom..

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 weeks ago

Ruislip

"What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs fingers "

Where the heck did you get those Christmas crackers?

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By *k_Durian2Man
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

"What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs fingers

Where the heck did you get those Christmas crackers?

Sorry just seen the Christmas cracker part, my bad, would make for a great cracker joke though right

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By *ickthehallsMan
5 weeks ago

Peterborough

Someone stole my dictionary, I have no words…

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By *enntheBigMan
5 weeks ago

birningham

Funniest joke when I was a kid.

‘My dog’s got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible.’

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

My sex life

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Ryde

What's the difference between a male Giraffe and a JCB?

One has hydraulics, the other has high...

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By *attooed plumberMan
5 weeks ago

York

Best one I keep hearing is... Can you do it before Christmas

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By *ora 123Man
5 weeks ago

Basildon

Labour government

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By *ORDERMANMan
6 days ago

wrexham

Walked past the fridge last night and thought I heard the onions singing a bee gees song.

When I opened the fridge door it was only the chives talking.

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By *ature420Couple
6 days ago

aberdeen

What difference between an egg and a wank

You can beat an egg

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