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By *ittleMissMinion OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

La La Land

I do like a bit of banter at work and I have recently had a change of career, so I haven't managed to gauge everyone's levels of humour yet, but I think I worked it out at the work do last night 😬 someone had bomb bombs for their secret santa present and she said she couldn't wait to use them when she got home. She is in her early 30s, has been described to me as the life and soul of the party. So me saying "hope you got a good target when you fire them out of your fanny like ping pong balls later" got the look of I've just run over her nan!.......

Anyone else made a tit of themselves recently?

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By *onnynclaireCouple
12 weeks ago

Reading

This is why I won’t be going to my wife’s work Christmas dinner next week.

I don’t know her work mates, I know nothing about them at all so would rather not go than go and not speak in case I make a twat of myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Oops 🤣

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By *moothdickMan
12 weeks ago

stoke

Sorry to laugh….. but i thought it was a great line from u….

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
12 weeks ago

Next Door

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
12 weeks ago

kent


"I do like a bit of banter at work and I have recently had a change of career, so I haven't managed to gauge everyone's levels of humour yet, but I think I worked it out at the work do last night 😬 someone had bomb bombs for their secret santa present and she said she couldn't wait to use them when she got home. She is in her early 30s, has been described to me as the life and soul of the party. So me saying "hope you got a good target when you fire them out of your fanny like ping pong balls later" got the look of I've just run over her nan!.......

Anyone else made a tit of themselves recently? "

😂😂 I can just imagine the tumble rolling by 😆

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By *rthur30Man
12 weeks ago

Warrington

It was a bit coarse with people you don’t know well yet. Good job you didn’t offer to show her how!

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

HR meeting Monday? .....😂

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

A family get together a couple of months ago.

A few in their 70s were marvelling how Brexit had made us wealthier.

I gave them some unwelcomed ONS data, and asked what they understood "cognitive dissonance" to mean.

They went quiet, shuffled a little uncomfortably at the challenge to their "elderly wisdom".

And then they left.

Well....they started it .

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Aaaaaaaaand this is why I don’t do work parties 😂

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By *ellinever70Woman
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

What are bomb bombs?

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"A family get together a couple of months ago.

A few in their 70s were marvelling how Brexit had made us wealthier.

I gave them some unwelcomed ONS data, and asked what they understood "cognitive dissonance" to mean.

They went quiet, shuffled a little uncomfortably at the challenge to their "elderly wisdom".

And then they left.

Well....they started it ."

Old people should get a free pass really for politics, racism, sexism, political correctness and wokeism they can’t keep up with any of it …..my great-gran is 102 , still laughs out loud if she hears an Asian with Yorkshire or Scottish accent. Her shrunken little head just cannot understand whats occurring.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A family get together a couple of months ago.

A few in their 70s were marvelling how Brexit had made us wealthier.

I gave them some unwelcomed ONS data, and asked what they understood "cognitive dissonance" to mean.

They went quiet, shuffled a little uncomfortably at the challenge to their "elderly wisdom".

And then they left.

Well....they started it .

Old people should get a free pass really for politics, racism, sexism, political correctness and wokeism they can’t keep up with any of it …..my great-gran is 102 , still laughs out loud if she hears an Asian with Yorkshire or Scottish accent. Her shrunken little head just cannot understand whats occurring."

I'll give 'em a free pass if they undergo a "fit to vote" test starting at age 60 (just over 2 years away for me) and it gets renewed every 2 or 3 years thereafter.

Most 12 year olds have better cognitive abilities, yet they can't vote until 18 (16 in some rare cases).

And...there are benefits to Brexit (just not the ones people got suckered into via their own self-perpetuated dissonance and prejudice).

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

I don't do banter at work anymore, haven't done for years as it's not safe these days, people are way too sensitive.

Mr F.

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