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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So…when tugging thy todger, how do you prefer to grip the beast?

1: Around the head

2: Mid shaft

3: Low…just above the bollocks

4: Somewhere else?

Hmmm….This is a quality thread, right?

In fact, please feel free to give it a rating from 1-10 with 1 equating to, ‘I have found this thread to be both highly crass and wholly intellectually insulting!’ and 10 being, ‘Christ on a pogo stick! - This thread has provided me with sudden spiritual enlightenment! Hallelujah!’ 👍🏻

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

I sit on my hand until it is completely numb, grab whatever I can and shake like crazy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central


"I sit on my hand until it is completely numb, grab whatever I can and shake like crazy"

You've not rated his thread topic

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I sit on my hand until it is completely numb, grab whatever I can and shake like crazy

You've not rated his thread topic "

Ahhh - I’m sure it was a full 10 👍🏻😜

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, I’m absolutely a mid-shaft wanker.

*checks video clip in private gallery*

Yep. Definitely.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

And the thread gets a four from me. I think it has the potential to rise though, if any ladies show interest.

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By *k_Durian2Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Usually 3 I like it lower

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The thread’s dropped a bit. I’m downgrading it to a two.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The thread’s dropped a bit. I’m downgrading it to a two."

😢 I blame the ladies not participating.

Damn their lack of penises! 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I hold my tip gently, tease it to start with so my tip gets very wet, then i squirt load after load of cum xx

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By *opinovMan
12 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

My answer would previously have been: 1. Around the head.

Now, after my op, I'm still learning how to treat it in its new shape... so my answer is: I don't know.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'll go non-cheese answer for now Sensual.

A little rub of some pre-cum over the helmet.

Spreads the lubriciousness and primes Mr Helmet for upcoming party-time (actually, I call him Mr Helmut-Helmet, but you don't really need to know that).

Then a good mid-shaft grip, legs akimbo.

Stroking is then a combination of that grip, with a little bit of motion off the grip at both the fullest "out" part of the stroke, and the fullest "in" - so that Mr Shaft feels involved and wanted rather than strangulated and imprisoned.

Every so often, a little bit more helmet touching, just to coax Mrs Jizzy out of Master Bollox at the optimal moment.

At the point of climax, I like to do some sort of deep diaphragm push with a barbaric bellow, et voilà!

My sock is replete.

And an 8 for the thread, consisting of 2 for its content, and 6 for your style.

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham


"I sit on my hand until it is completely numb, grab whatever I can and shake like crazy

You've not rated his thread topic "

Well that was silly of me!

I give it a solid 7"

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By *sWyldWoman
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Interesting thread..

Obviously I'm not a penis owner so can't really comment on technique but this is something I really think I could be better at. Maybe I'll learn something!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"So…when tugging thy todger, how do you prefer to grip the beast?

1: Around the head

2: Mid shaft

3: Low…just above the bollocks

4: Somewhere else?

Hmmm….This is a quality thread, right?

In fact, please feel free to give it a rating from 1-10 with 1 equating to, ‘I have found this thread to be both highly crass and wholly intellectually insulting!’ and 10 being, ‘Christ on a pogo stick! - This thread has provided me with sudden spiritual enlightenment! Hallelujah!’ 👍🏻

"

None of the above.

I get someone in to do the job. I'm lazy.

*and a mid table '5' for the thread. 😉

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham


"Interesting thread..

Obviously I'm not a penis owner so can't really comment on technique but this is something I really think I could be better at. Maybe I'll learn something! "

I'm available for practicing purposes

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