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By *partharmony OP   Couple
12 weeks ago

Ruislip

What nicknames did you have four teachers when you were at school? We had...

'Piggy' Brown,

'Rambo' Jewell,

'Stumpy' Jones,

'Bippy' Duke,

'Morphy' Richards (that was my favourite)

'BS' Overton

and probably others I've forgotten.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Two foot" Taylor. He was short

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We had turbo tits for geography teacher nipples always pushing through her top

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By *oves a squirterMan
12 weeks ago

Plymouth

Shadow because he was always behind us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Absolutely no idea. I can only remember one teacher. Miss Watson. I got detention quite a few times in History. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We had a teacher call adobe because everyone thought he was a PDF File .

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
12 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Mungerman

Tronkey

Peanut

Boris

Joey

.. I've no idea why they had those names.. they'd been passed down over the years..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
12 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Knobby Clarke

Bonehead

Taffy Lawrence

Dicky Mint

Clint

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By *arry monk40Man
12 weeks ago

Telford

Splodge lol

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Calimero for our French teacher because she wore massive specs and her hair style looked like she had a large dome on her head.

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By *moothshaftMan
12 weeks ago

Coventry

Our deputy head was 'plug' because of the size of his ears.

Think it came from the Dandy or the Beano. (Comics for the young ones!!)

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

Fairy I don’t know why

Jesus jones his last name was jones & he looked like Jesus

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By *hank you sirMan
12 weeks ago

colchester

We had a scrawny science teacher called Mr Sones. Naturally he was skin and bones

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By *tu.xMan
12 weeks ago

around

Chip fat (greasey hair) miss suzzi ..bellend burkit

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

Oh & I had a teacher mr hunt his nickname was mr cunt 😂 I did feel sorry for him though having a nickname like that

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By *imply_SensualMan
12 weeks ago

Widnes


"Our deputy head was 'plug' because of the size of his ears.

Think it came from the Dandy or the Beano. (Comics for the young ones!!)"

We had similar, big wars but his nickname was 'Jodders', short for Jodrell Bank

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By *ildmanYorksMan
12 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Moses

Pin head

Mole head

Lanky

Fat neck

Dr Beaker

Flab

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We had a PE teacher who's nickname was "Strawberries" as there were rumours of him and another guy being caught shagging in a field whilst Strawberry picking during his teacher training days.

The kids at the school would shout "Strawberries!" at him and run off, and he got that wound up about it that he physically assaulted one pupil who shouted it.

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
12 weeks ago

all over

Splinter dick - Mr woodcock

Sever Trevor - DT teacher with a big scar on his neck

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Had an art teacher who'd had a mastectomy, and everyone reckoned she had a wooden prosthetic boob. So, the student ask would things like "Miss, wooden tit be nice if we studied outside on this hot day?", etc, etc.

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London


"Had an art teacher who'd had a mastectomy, and everyone reckoned she had a wooden prosthetic boob. So, the student ask would things like "Miss, wooden tit be nice if we studied outside on this hot day?", etc, etc."

Omg.....I think we gad the same teacher, sane name, same reason, same subject

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
12 weeks ago

N. Wales

There was loads! Most creative one was Dartboard. He had a face full of blackheads

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"There was loads! Most creative one was Dartboard. He had a face full of blackheads"

I would've though "Dartboard" would've been for a teacher who slept around, as in "more pricks than a used dartboard".

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
12 weeks ago

Ruislip


"We had a PE teacher who's nickname was "Strawberries" as there were rumours of him and another guy being caught shagging in a field whilst Strawberry picking during his teacher training days.

The kids at the school would shout "Strawberries!" at him and run off, and he got that wound up about it that he physically assaulted one pupil who shouted it."

It reminds me of when Mr Lawson at our school was rumbled when he had a porn mag in his brief case. Somebody wrote on his blackboard "Everyone lubs a Club".

(Understanding this requires a knowledge of porn mags and 1980s TV adverts.)

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We had a caretaker at school who's nickname was "Tic Tac" as he went out with the sister of one of the lads in my year. Whilst she was giving him a blowjob she would put a tic tac in his japs eyes and tease around it. Well one day it all went wrong and the tic tac got pushed down his urethra. She ended up having call 999 as he was in agony from the burning pain it was causing.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
12 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Our Head master was called Basil, after Fawlty... Cus he looked/acted a bit like him.

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

We had a teacher called G. Hay and he was camp as a row of tents.

Guess what we called him?! 😆

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By *a1970Man
12 weeks ago

East cork

We had one with bad dandruff.... Snowy

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

There's a school in the local area where there was a music teacher called Mark Fiddler. Bet you cant guess what he got sent to jail for can you now?

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
12 weeks ago

Ruislip


"There's a school in the local area where there was a music teacher called Mark Fiddler. Bet you cant guess what he got sent to jail for can you now?"

Bad intonation? Out-of-tune violin-playing is excruc.

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By *omeone212Man
12 weeks ago

deeside

Shorty long legs haha

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