FabSwingers.com forum: Local updates…..

By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

I’ve had a couple of months break from here and jumped straight onto ‘local updates’ to see if anything’s changed and to my surprise it hasn’t 🤣🤣

So guys and gals …… anything interesting on yours ??

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

All your ex-lovers keep looking at my profile. Other than that not much else I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"All your ex-lovers keep looking at my profile. Other than that not much else I'm afraid."

Damn…… 😢

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

All quite up here nothing happening

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Nowt

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

For a moment I thought why is there an issue with martial law locally? Then I realised I was reading the bbc website not fab.

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By *agerMorganMan
12 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Lots of begging posts / OnlyFans & “Meet me quick” type updates

South Essex really has a problem.

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By *entakuruMan
12 weeks ago

Exeter

Yep, local updates here are always the same people advertising that they're 'not meeting at the minute', complaining about the rudeness of people who message them (whilst also ignoring/blanking my well written, polite and usually above average communiqués), one woman who obviously uses the site to try and get free drugs, and lots of passive-aggressive moaning about people in general. Then there is the small handful of absolute smoking hotties I just *know* meeting with would be great fun even if it was just for a couple of drinks and sharing stories of the crazy world of FAB, although I'm also fairly certain there'd be chemistry for days - but I can't message them because I'm slightly too old (sometimes even by just a couple of months) to get past their filter. This actually hurts the most as people do not guess my age correctly and usually place me 10-15 years younger than my age on paper. In fact I've actually been in a club and met someone I wanted to message and couldn't due to filters. She approached me and things went from there. When I said I'd had my eye on her profile and got filtered out she was more than slightly surprised that it was because of my age.

If I didn't think it was a bit of a dick move (and I'm a stickler for being straight with people) I'd consider starting over with my age set to how old most people guess I am vs the age on my official paperwork. I don't think any of them would think I was lying if I gave my assumed age but I'd still feel bad about it, so I won't.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Wanking to next door fucking

Any biker chics?

Who’s around to drain my balls

I’m in a hotel, who wants to join me?

So horny, where are all the genuine fun seekers?

Thinking of leaving, no joy here

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By *EAT..85Woman
12 weeks ago

Nottingham

I don't look at them. I don't use most of the functions on here TBF.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"For a moment I thought why is there an issue with martial law locally? Then I realised I was reading the bbc website not fab. "

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Alot of available to meet now? So clearly there is something in the water

Plus quite few who have had a meet getting verified

Plus one guy ... slow mo wanking videos if that is your thing

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By *ubikslongswordMan
12 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Near the hotel we're staying at seems to be a lot of updates, back home seems same old same old

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By *oodmessMan
12 weeks ago

yumsville

Someone is in BnQ car park

Someone wants reasons why they should respond if you're not in the top 1%

Someone has caught a couple on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Someone is in BnQ car park

Someone wants reasons why they should respond if you're not in the top 1%

Someone has caught a couple on here "

Oh to be in the top 1% 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
12 weeks ago

"Wanking to next door fucking

Any biker chics?

Who’s around to drain my balls

I’m in a hotel, who wants to join me?

So horny, where are all the genuine fun seekers?

Thinking of leaving, no joy here

Most are thinking of leaving but always stay 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Get the occasional nice photo uploaded, but other than that, it's nothing to get excited about.

No idea what it's like on the other side, but I'm guessing just loads of dick pics? 😄

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By *oodmessMan
12 weeks ago

yumsville

"Someone is in BnQ car park

Someone wants reasons why they should respond if you're not in the top 1%

Someone has caught a couple on here

Oh to be in the top 1% 🤣🤣"

I can't imagine what fab pics got sent but no doubt people put used spell check.

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By *oodmessMan
12 weeks ago

yumsville

(

) put, used... used, put, pah.

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Getting into the festive season, loads of lovely photos

Someone already on the naughty step

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By *dam1971Man
12 weeks ago

Bedford

Some photos and a couple of requests to meet, so boring at the moment.

Occasionally there’s a few requests to buy site supporter for them and sometimes a warning about another user (and very occasionally some backlash to that statement).

Same old stuff really.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

No idea what it's like on the other side, but I'm guessing just loads of dick pics? 😄"

That's just normal day for us ladies on here .....

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By *afkaMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"Wanking to next door fucking

Any biker chics?

Who’s around to drain my balls

I’m in a hotel, who wants to join me?

So horny, where are all the genuine fun seekers?

Thinking of leaving, no joy here

⬆️ It's exactly the same here 😆, I'm guessing it's the same everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

No idea what it's like on the other side, but I'm guessing just loads of dick pics? 😄

That's just normal day for us ladies on here ..... "

Thought so lol. It's why I just ramble nonsense, or post about something happening during the day, an update on my life. Boring, sure but different at least. 😂

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By *endalshaggersCouple
12 weeks ago

Lake District

Not really. Our area is very much a sausage fest - especially if you click on the "who's nearby" option.

Like most people have said, there are the usual suspects who update status' daily with either a whinge or begging for X Y Z.

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By *issmorganWoman
12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

A blokes just eaten the bigest arse ever, which is nice.

Lots horny and looking to meet or are bored.

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