FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Simpsons Quote

By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Bake him away toys"

"I thought I told you to trim those sideburns"

"Welcome to Itchy and Scrathy land where nothing can possibli go wrong"

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

“To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to…..all of life’s problems”

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"The frogurt is also cursed."

"That's bad."

"But you get your choice of toppings."

"That's good!"

"The toppings contain potassium benzoate... that’s bad!"

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By *ig busty boobs300Couple
12 weeks ago

Stratford upon avon

Train going into tunnel and then sausages falling of a belt on a cinema screen which Bart,Lisa and Maggie are watching and Bart says "wonder what mum and dad are doing" cracks me up everytime

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man."

So much I have it on my profile

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

D'oh

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"Me...Ralph...bad at spelling? That's umpossible"

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By *omMandSubFCouple
12 weeks ago

Windermere

Marge: “You know Homer it’s very easy to criticise”

Homer: “Fun too”

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"Oh Papa Homer, you are so learned"

"It's pronounced learn'd, Pepsi, Learn'd"

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By *ilBWoman
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Chummmmmmmmmm

......P"

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

"NOTE : Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.."

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By *omCoyoteMan
12 weeks ago

Northern England

Monty Burns to Homer on a round of golf. Homer is attempting to use a driver to get out of a bunker:

Mr Burns:

"No Simpson, you need an open faced club, a sand wedge"

Homer:

"Mmmmmmmmm open faced club sandwich"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Oh my God, tramampoline, trambampoline".

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

""NOTE : Poochie died on the way back to his home planet..""

POOCHIES DEAD! HOOOH HOOOH HAH HAH!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless"

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By *iaisonseekerMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Friends. Family. Religion. These are the demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business" Monty Burns

"I'm going to double kill you. Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave. Then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave" Homer

"I for one welcome our new insect overlords..." Kent Brockman

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By *abbergastedMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 03/12/24 19:23:42]

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By *abbergastedMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

""NOTE : Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.."

POOCHIES DEAD! HOOOH HOOOH HAH HAH!"

"This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes" 😂

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By *C1992!Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Grease me up woman !! - Groundskeeper Willie

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By *oonbath89Man
12 weeks ago

radstock

Mr burns :

“So another weekend is upon a us , what will you be doing Smithers ? Something gay no doubt , you know light hearted , fancy and free …

..…mothers lock up your daughters Smithers is on the town “

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

""This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless""

Chief Wiggum is a gold mine

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ha ha

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Madame your children are no more...than a pair of ill mannered trouble makers."

"Even Lisa?"

"ESPECIALLY Lisa! But ESPECIALLY Bart."

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

I was saying boo urns

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

Homer, i am smart, smart smart smart, (spells) smrt I am smart, while burning down the house

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, damn sexy flanders

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

See my loafers,

Former gopher's......

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
12 weeks ago

leeds

"stupid sexy Flanders "

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By *hisCharmingMan
12 weeks ago

South Manchester

“You don’t win friends with salad”

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By *r SxxMan
12 weeks ago

Kent

You'll have to speak up im wearing a towel

Gym? What's a gym? Ohhh a gym

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Mmmmm erotic cakes.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Excellent

Or the entire lyrics to both Stoncutters song, and Monorail.

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By *lder budweiserMan
12 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Shaving my shoulders....

Dad you killed the zombie Flanders!

He was a zombie?

Not a quote but the Sneeds Feed and Seed sign

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By *inkShyWoman
12 weeks ago

near Windsor

Don’t make me run. I’m full of chocolate

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By *atpurrWoman
12 weeks ago

Kent

Spider pig, spider pig

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By *amberwell45Man
12 weeks ago

North Shields

Awh! who thought a Whale could be so heavy

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By *edkent69Man
12 weeks ago

maidstone

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins" "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

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By *bboredguyMan
12 weeks ago

dundee

What you don’t know would fill a warehouse

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power like God must feel when he's holding a gun.”

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By *egionaireMan
12 weeks ago

ramsey

Eagle to falcon we have found the sack of crap (bart on finding principal skinner) or The pig is in the poke(Homerabout Marge)

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By *opinovMan
12 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Homer: "Doh!"

Lisa: "A deer"

Marge: "A female deer"

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘Release the Hounds..’

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By *equilaLimeCouple
12 weeks ago

south wales

"Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!"

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By *enkoMan
12 weeks ago

Walkinstown

We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

Saxamaphone!!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

🤣🤣🤣 This thread has made my day, and it's not even nine o'clock!! 😊🤗

I'll add;

- Monty Burns: "how old do you think I am Simpson?"

- Homer: "I dunno, a hundred and two?"

...and not so much a quote, but I have to add James Earl Jones narration of Edgar Allan Poe's 'the Raven' in one of the Halloween specials. Just amazing!!

"NEVERMORE"🐦‍⬛

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
12 weeks ago

Home

Won't someone please think of the children

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By *idlandiaMan
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

Yoink

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

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By *eckard2019Man
12 weeks ago

North West Durham

Grandpa Simpson:"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too"

Sage advice indeed

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By *outhernexport83Couple
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

Chalmers: “Good lord, what is happening in there?”

Skinner: “Aurora Borealis”

Chalmers: “Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen?”

Skinner: “Yes”

Chalmers: “May I see it?”

Skinner: “No”

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
12 weeks ago

Coventry

Too many great one's to chose from. But for me it's simply:

YOINK!

It's been in my vocabulary since childhood and still used regularly.

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By *igjonny090Man
12 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

Not exactly a quote as it’s not spoken but the episode where Homer has to go back to work at the plant and he covers the sign with pictures of maggie

“Don’t forget you’re here forever” becomes “do it for her”

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
12 weeks ago

shankill

Little of Column A, little of column B.

People actually don’t realise that phrase actually came from the Simpsons and didn’t exist before then

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
12 weeks ago

Merseyside

Homer: (scratchy high pitched attempt at mr burns’ voice) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Post Office Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns, ah, what's your first name?

Homer:….I don’t know

The delivery of this cracks me up every time hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

“Everything is coming up Millhouse “

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
12 weeks ago

west mids & n wales

Monorail!!!!.

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By *ark742024Man
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

“And you Homer - you are the worse human being I have ever met”

“Phew - I got off lightly”

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By *irthyMatureMan
12 weeks ago

Runcorn

Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.

No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes.

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By *orquemadaMan
12 weeks ago

glasgow

It's Kurns stupid! No it's not! Disregard!

The suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless!

Why do you think I took you to all those police academy movies? For fun?! Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you?!

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

‘Don’t write cheques your butt can’t cash’ I think it has a special relevance here on FAB

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By *hank you sirMan
12 weeks ago

colchester

"Good God what is that in your kitchen?!"

"Aurora borealis"

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Dogs are idiots! Think about it Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?"

"Uh....If you did it Sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

The Planet of the Apes musical has to be one of the best bits ever. Whoever came up the the "From chimpan-a to chimpan-z" bit is a genius!

Troy:

I hate every ape I see.

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,

It was Earth all along.

You finally made a monkey...

Apes:

Yes we finally made a monkey...

Troy and Apes:

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!

Troy:

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"The Planet of the Apes musical has to be one of the best bits ever. Whoever came up the the "From chimpan-a to chimpan-z" bit is a genius!

Troy:

I hate every ape I see.

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,

It was Earth all along.

You finally made a monkey...

Apes:

Yes we finally made a monkey...

Troy and Apes:

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!

Troy:

I love you, Dr. Zaius!"

One of my favourites!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Can't believe anyone hasn't said.

" Eat my shorts"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Look out, Radioactive Man!"

In the game Fallout 4, when you kill certain mutated animals, there are miscellaneous items which are left for you to pick up.

One is called a Radioactive Gland. I think you see where this is going.

Every damn time I found one of these, I had to comment "Look out! Radioactive Gland!" which took me a long time to get out of the habit of. 😂

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Can't believe anyone hasn't said.

" Eat my shorts""

"Don't have a cow man!"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Operator... What's the number for 911

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By *iaisonseekerMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

When Homer assumes the position after being abducted by Kang and Kodos:

"Stop! We have reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us."

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By *outhernexport83Couple
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

""Look out, Radioactive Man!"

In the game Fallout 4, when you kill certain mutated animals, there are miscellaneous items which are left for you to pick up.

One is called a Radioactive Gland. I think you see where this is going.

Every damn time I found one of these, I had to comment "Look out! Radioactive Gland!" which took me a long time to get out of the habit of. 😂"

Jiminy Jillikers!!

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

I was a great drummer. Now I'm nothing just like Phil Collins

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By *hoopsapocalypseMan
12 weeks ago

Worthing

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

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By *rdimpsMan
12 weeks ago

Hull

The end. What a load of childish c**p

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Homer (apologetically) : "But Marge, I can honestly say I never thought you'd find out"

___________

Also Homer's creation of the word 'crisitunity'. We all know instantly what it means

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Can't believe anyone hasn't said.

" Eat my shorts"

"Don't have a cow man!" "

Cowabunga

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By *mateur100Man
12 weeks ago

nr faversham

Time to sleep little fatso

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“Homer, why have you got so many bowling balls?”

“Oh Marge, I’m not gonna lie to you. Ok bye!”

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By *carlettsWoman
12 weeks ago

Harpenden

Cakkkkeeeee

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By *carlettsWoman
12 weeks ago

Harpenden

"The end. What a load of childish c**p"

But yet still found the time to comment hmmm...

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By *r SxxMan
12 weeks ago

Kent

Tramampoline!!!

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading

Best scene ever: Marge & homer go to a lawyer Lionel hutz.

LH: uh oh, we've drawn judge sneider

Marge: is that bad?

LH: well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: you ran over his dog?

LH: replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"

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By *k_Durian2Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

I see you've played knifey spooney before then

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By *oodoodMan
12 weeks ago

Suffolkish

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

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By *enkoMan
12 weeks ago

Walkinstown

It's a thorny legal issue, all right. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

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By *oodtimesahead77Man
12 weeks ago

Wallingford

“I’m going to sea world “

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By *jBarnsMan
12 weeks ago

Leeds

I AM SO SMART, I AM SO SMART, SMRT, i mean, SMART

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By *ink_cat83Couple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

Homer saying not playing saxomophone down Lisa’s sax

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By *uperSalopian7 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Aww nothing gets chocolate out

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