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"Sorry, was this a challenge 🤣😘" yes, and you can't flash the bad boys at the bar, that's cheating, normal life rules apply  | |||
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"Sorry, was this a challenge 🤣😘 yes, and you can't flash the bad boys at the bar, that's cheating, normal life rules apply "Oh bugger | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? Are the waters shark infested? I MUST know these things before setting sail 😱" looses are Helipadded home, must walk the ramp of shame past all the streamy windows as they leave, no sharks, no life boats | |||
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"Are there staffing roles available? I have a captains hat although I'm not sure of it's validity given it can in a costume pack" no Staffing roles available, it's sink or swim.pun intended | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? Are the waters shark infested? I MUST know these things before setting sail 😱" Should have asked these questions before chucking myself overboard!! Any female life guards out there?? | |||
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"Sorry, was this a challenge 🤣😘 yes, and you can't flash the bad boys at the bar, that's cheating, normal life rules apply
Oh bugger "somehow I think you'll get the full cruise regardless | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? 'cause I'm off the ship on the first night. By choice. "You can fish me out of the water on the way past 😂 | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? 'cause I'm off the ship on the first night. By choice. "helicopter, it's a classy boat, | |||
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"How long IS this cruise? It isn't like the Flying Dutchman is it? " go back up and read line 1   | |||
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"All the rules and restrictions make it sound less fun than it might end up being. 😂" you make the effort you have as much fun as you can handle, | |||
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"I'd go just because I like the name of the boat! Probably last a night or two. "far longer than a night or 2, | |||
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"How long IS this cruise? It isn't like the Flying Dutchman is it? go back up and read line 1 "Ah, 12 days - I'm good for it. I'll need a litre of póppers and a jerry fan of lube, though. 😎 | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of effort, aren’t cruises supposed to be relaxing? " , that's a big lie they tell you to lure you in,, , and something tells me you would be less stressed than most. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of effort, aren’t cruises supposed to be relaxing? , that's a big lie they tell you to lure you in,, , and something tells me you would be less stressed than most." Stuck on a ship in the middle of the sea? I’d be stressed! | |||
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"How long IS this cruise? It isn't like the Flying Dutchman is it? go back up and read line 1
Ah, 12 days - I'm good for it. I'll need a litre of póppers and a jerry fan of lube, though.
😎" Brilliant
Everything everyone needs or requires is there on the spot. Think Capella or Oberoi Hotel chains, what you want when you want it . | |||
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"I'm chucking myself overboard " funny I had you in the crows nest happy out, then on the 12hr slid down and choose your next victim,, | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of effort, aren’t cruises supposed to be relaxing? , that's a big lie they tell you to lure you in,, , and something tells me you would be less stressed than most. Stuck on a ship in the middle of the sea? I’d be stressed! " don't worry, I'd look after you.. | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least " A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult | |||
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"Do people get thrown overboard if they fail? This is quite the variation of Squid Game 😜" no, I run a classy ship, removed by Helicopter, but already I may need to hire a few tug boats to pick up the defeated before we start folk, free hot chocolate and hugs for them once retrieved. | |||
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"Do people get thrown overboard if they fail? This is quite the variation of Squid Game 😜 no, I run a classy ship, removed by Helicopter, but already I may need to hire a few tug boats to pick up the defeated before we start folk, free hot chocolate and hugs for them once retrieved." I’m in for getting the defeated hugs and hot chocolate. | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult " exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long. | |||
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"I'm chucking myself overboard funny I had you in the crows nest happy out, then on the 12hr slid down and choose your next victim,, "Id rather just stay up there and drink rum tbh | |||
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"Do people get thrown overboard if they fail? This is quite the variation of Squid Game 😜 no, I run a classy ship, removed by Helicopter, but already I may need to hire a few tug boats to pick up the defeated before we start folk, free hot chocolate and hugs for them once retrieved. I’m in for getting the defeated hugs and hot chocolate. " | |||
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"I'm chucking myself overboard funny I had you in the crows nest happy out, then on the 12hr slid down and choose your next victim,,
Id rather just stay up there and drink rum tbh"I figured that also, I'll have the busboy restock you regularly. | |||
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"I'm chucking myself overboard funny I had you in the crows nest happy out, then on the 12hr slid down and choose your next victim,,
Id rather just stay up there and drink rum tbh I figured that also, I'll have the busboy restock you regularly." | |||
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"Just leave me in the first port we stop at. I'll be happier there " we don't dock, we just cruise around we can't be interacting with the normal folk of the real world. | |||
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"I'm chucking myself overboard funny I had you in the crows nest happy out, then on the 12hr slid down and choose your next victim,,
Id rather just stay up there and drink rum tbh I figured that also, I'll have the busboy restock you regularly.
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long. "Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣 | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? 'cause I'm off the ship on the first night. By choice. helicopter, it's a classy boat, "Okay, cool, helicopter trip for me. Yay! | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long.
Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣"hardly, I'm not buying that at all. Night 1 you have it easy, and night 2 you have all the data from night 1, you last the full cruise, | |||
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"Are there lifeboats? 'cause I'm off the ship on the first night. By choice. helicopter, it's a classy boat,
Okay, cool, helicopter trip for me. Yay!"not until night 2 at least well unless you tell me to fffk off lol, , and not until night 3 if you bring the nipp clamps, | |||
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"Im going in, I've seen my first vict....I mean lucky lady.....Saunters over smoothly, my dress swishing behind me. Husband looks dashing in his black tux (it's a bit staticky as it was cheap but we can use that for elctro play later). We've made eye contact...... Mrs x" see, this is what I'm talking about, jump in and get dirty,, well dirty might not be the right word here,,MOIST,GET Moist | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long.
Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣 hardly, I'm not buying that at all. Night 1 you have it easy, and night 2 you have all the data from night 1, you last the full cruise,"That’s 12 separate people over 12 nights. Not really my kink sorry | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long.
Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣 hardly, I'm not buying that at all. Night 1 you have it easy, and night 2 you have all the data from night 1, you last the full cruise,
That’s 12 separate people over 12 nights. Not really my kink sorry "not really mine either, that's why I'm only last the week. | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long.
Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣 hardly, I'm not buying that at all. Night 1 you have it easy, and night 2 you have all the data from night 1, you last the full cruise,
That’s 12 separate people over 12 nights. Not really my kink sorry not really mine either, that's why I'm only last the week. "It's just a game, don't over think it. Dive on in and if you get thrown overboard, oh well!!!! It's just for a laugh. Mrs x | |||
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"We are all on the good Ship Pervy Bits for a 12 day cruise, it's night 1 and the first all hands ball, All of us are suited and booted, the ladies are glam'ed out to the max and looking delicious,the men are struggling with their Tux neck ties but looking good for it, Festive spirits are up and everyone is introducing themselves, it's a sexy nervous Moist even time.... 1.There is someone for everyone 2. In order to extend your stay on the good ship 🚢 Percy you must Pull, and a different partner every night. How confident are you with yourself that you can pull off this challenge, And to add a level of difficulty, if you broke the ice on night 1 you can't approach on night 2, , So we need more than the gift of the gab here Folks, How far do we make it.??? I think I'd get a week at least A different person every night, but if we chat on night one we can’t approach them? This seems unnecessarily difficult exactly, it means if you did the ground work the first night you have to wait till night 3 to approach again. Night 2 you have to rely on body language, once someone makes contact then it's fair game,, sit at the bar, sucking on an olive, it won't take long.
Oh god I’ve failed before we’ve left the port. Just bring me my cocoa 🤣 hardly, I'm not buying that at all. Night 1 you have it easy, and night 2 you have all the data from night 1, you last the full cruise,
That’s 12 separate people over 12 nights. Not really my kink sorry not really mine either, that's why I'm only last the week.
It's just a game, don't over think it. Dive on in and if you get thrown overboard, oh well!!!!
It's just for a laugh.
Mrs x"exactly, | |||
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"Trapped on a ship, in the ocean for days with you lot? Pass! I'm out!" You grump!! Mrs x | |||
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