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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

To be fair I don't understand women 🤣

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"To be fair I don't understand women 🤣"

Me either

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"To be fair I don't understand women 🤣

Me either "

Well let's hope we can pick up some tips 🫣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Who knows why they do the things they do. I kinda like the mystery of it all. 😆

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By *avin77Man
12 weeks ago

camberley


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies "

Everything lol

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I don’t understand myself, that’s for sure, I blame the menopause

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By *utualMan
12 weeks ago

Bawtry

I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?"

...their inability to comprehend men.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I don’t understand myself, that’s for sure, I blame the menopause "

Isn't that the truth! Puberty on speed

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

Arguing with you, me or any guy when you're wrong about something, then us guys conceding you're right. But you still argue regardless. What is that about?? I've often wondered.

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By *punk n gushCouple
12 weeks ago

deal


"I don’t understand myself, that’s for sure, I blame the menopause "

Agree menopause steals everything

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Arguing with you, me or any guy when you're wrong about something, then us guys conceding you're right. But you still argue regardless. What is that about?? I've often wondered. "

Oh come on, if we are wrong we will never let you know we are wrong

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By *ornycougaWoman
12 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!"

I think this is something that plagues so many young people. Once you get old, saggy and wrinkly you stop giving a shit and paradoxically become far more attractive as a result of that confidence of just being comfortable in your own skin

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it..."

It's in Germany isn't it?

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By *ax_glasscotMan
12 weeks ago

glasgow

Why do they never instigate sex?

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

It's in Germany isn't it?"

I thought it was somewhere between the nipples and the belly button

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"Why do they never instigate sex? "

Sounds like hard work, cba

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do they never instigate sex? "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *artfordBlokeMan
12 weeks ago

Dartford

I like the mystery tbh, as much as it's driven me nuts over the years, I like random and unpredictable, the women in my life have certainly delivered over the years. It keeps things interesting, if nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

It's in Germany isn't it?

I thought it was somewhere between the nipples and the belly button "

Will you look for mine?

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

It's in Germany isn't it?

I thought it was somewhere between the nipples and the belly button

Will you look for mine?"

Oh absolutely

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands

What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

It's in Germany isn't it?"

I've got no chance then!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
12 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

I don’t understand them wanting bigger boobs. Lots of men (me included) adore tiny ones

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"There's this thing they're always banging on about called a "clitoris" ..personally...I thing it's made up as I've yet to find it...

It's in Germany isn't it?

I thought it was somewhere between the nipples and the belly button "

Thanks for the tip...I'll continue my search!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?"

C'mon, it's Cyndi 😁

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By *r blobby blobby blobbyMan
12 weeks ago

shipley

Obsession with candles ....the house looks like a pagan worshippers paradise

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Obsession with candles ....the house looks like a pagan worshippers paradise"

But they look nice, and if we burn them all at the same time we can reduce heating costs

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?"

TBF as a bloke I do the same

Reminds me of the 1980s I guess and our childhood?

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By *utualMan
12 weeks ago

Bawtry

Why do women have a gag reflex? So inconvenient...

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By *imply_SensualMan
12 weeks ago

Widnes

I have known some to say one thing, but in reality they wanted the opposite.

For example, suggested a night out, but they say no. Then later say they really wanted to go out and I should have persuaded her more?

Why not just say Yes initially?

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading

The obsession with cushions, like wth is all that about?

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?

TBF as a bloke I do the same

Reminds me of the 1980s I guess and our childhood?"

Over 1 billion views on YouTube, so I'm sure you're not alone

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By *oodmessMan
12 weeks ago

yumsville

Why do your farts not clear a car park

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not all but a few are super late , like hours & all the time….. and just laugh about it !

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By *ornycougaWoman
12 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"Not all but a few are super late , like hours & all the time….. and just laugh about it ! "

That's just downright rude whatever your gender. If it's going to take you eight hours to get ready, factor in the prep time 🤷

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By *EAT..85Woman
12 weeks ago

Nottingham


"The obsession with cushions, like wth is all that about?

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So that there's always one to hand to smother an annoying man with.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

The same stuff that confuses women about women.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

OP from my experience Women don't understand Women so what ffking change have we got

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By *ooDeNimMan
12 weeks ago

Nuneaton, also London and Wiltshire


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies "

This is a fascinating question.

For me it’s the seemingly natural, instinctive ability to very quickly empathise with other women. Not all the time of course, but it is something that men generally take a lot longer to do.

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West

In my twenty odd years as an adult I've never understood how I could say some throwaway thing that seemed completely innocuous to me and then find out weeks later that it was the source of a massive amount of overthinking and now exists as a new truth in the universe.

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

I don't understand people full stop.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
12 weeks ago

Durham

I can struggle with the idea that women often communicate indirectly or use hints rather than directly stating what they want or need. I love it though…

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Why do they never instigate sex? "

They're less excited by the prospect of sex with you than you are with them.

Or just that generally we know that if we just tease a little then the male will do the legwork.

Sometimes I directly instigate. More often I provoke them to, if they haven't already 💜

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

The need to steal the bloody duvet cover 😂

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

Why do women not clear off the bed after they’ve got ready and left all their stuff on it?

Why is that a ‘I’ll do it when I get home’ thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not clear off the bed after they’ve got ready and left all their stuff on it?

Why is that a ‘I’ll do it when I get home’ thing? "

Because it is

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"The need to steal the bloody duvet cover 😂"

I never do that

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Why do women not clear off the bed after they’ve got ready and left all their stuff on it?

Why is that a ‘I’ll do it when I get home’ thing?

Because it is"

Grrrrrrrrrreer

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?"

Because many of us are simply hot stuff

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"The need to steal the bloody duvet cover 😂

I never do that"

You are hot enough

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Because many of us are simply hot stuff"

Snap

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"In my twenty odd years as an adult I've never understood how I could say some throwaway thing that seemed completely innocuous to me and then find out weeks later that it was the source of a massive amount of overthinking and now exists as a new truth in the universe."

🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?"

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Because many of us are simply hot stuff

Snap "

😘😍

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By *ubikslongswordMan
12 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Why don't women just say what they want rather than dropping hints?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿"

Exactly,and this also extends to Midlands women 😘

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West


"Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜"

I can answer that

N+1

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why don't women just say what they want rather than dropping hints?"

Yes but then you menfolk wouldn't have the joy of thinking that you have made a good decision

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"The need to steal the bloody duvet cover 😂

I never do that

You are hot enough "

Definitely hot in bed

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shit! This is moving fast so I’ll just say: 😵‍💫👹😱😍

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

UK

why they have so many shoes and handbags

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜"

The limit does not exist 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"The obsession with cushions, like wth is all that about?

So that there's always one to hand to smother an annoying man with. "

🤣

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By *emonochromeMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

How can you stomach putting eye liner on because the thought of touching my eye/lid freaks me out 🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

You know when you get into your car at the petrol station and sit there for several minutes before *finally* driving away? What the frick are you DOING in there?

And you know when you pull up anywhere in a car and just chuffing sit there for an hour before getting out? Why don’t you just get out like geeeeeeezahs do? What are you DOING in there??!!!!

I’m confused, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜

The limit does not exist 💜"

Or none of us have ever found it 🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜"

I don't do handbags, but shoes? The answer is ♾️

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿"

You are a sexy northern lass

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"You know when you get into your car at the petrol station and sit there for several minutes before *finally* driving away? What the frick are you DOING in there?

And you know when you pull up anywhere in a car and just chuffing sit there for an hour before getting out? Why don’t you just get out like geeeeeeezahs do? What are you DOING in there??!!!!

I’m confused, ladies."

Chill dude, no rush 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"How can you stomach putting eye liner on because the thought of touching my eye/lid freaks me out 🤣"

Ooh let me put some on you...inner lids 🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"How can you stomach putting eye liner on because the thought of touching my eye/lid freaks me out 🤣"

Da fuq do you put eye drops in, e.g. if you have an eye infection? Or use contact lenses? It's the same type/amount of touching

I don't even wear makeup either!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

You are a sexy northern lass"

Hi, sexy Santa

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle


"The need to steal the bloody duvet cover 😂

I never do that"

My kinda lady

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West

Why can't you apply or remove eye liner without opening your mouth in a funny shape?

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By *emonochromeMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough


"How can you stomach putting eye liner on because the thought of touching my eye/lid freaks me out 🤣

Da fuq do you put eye drops in, e.g. if you have an eye infection? Or use contact lenses? It's the same type/amount of touching

I don't even wear makeup either!"

Eye drops also freak me out and I’ve never had contacts haha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I don’t understand them wanting bigger boobs. Lots of men (me included) adore tiny ones"

I don't understand men wanting larger dicks, lots of women including me like tiny ones.

Mrs

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By *emonochromeMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough


"How can you stomach putting eye liner on because the thought of touching my eye/lid freaks me out 🤣

Ooh let me put some on you...inner lids 🤣"

Squirming at the very notion

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why can't you apply or remove eye liner without opening your mouth in a funny shape?"

Because that was how we were all taught in Just 17

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿"

Lies. They just give it to the guy to hold

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don’t understand them wanting bigger boobs. Lots of men (me included) adore tiny ones

I don't understand men wanting larger dicks, lots of women including me like tiny ones.

Mrs "

Porn. That’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

Lies. They just give it to the guy to hold"

Never

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

Lies. They just give it to the guy to hold"

Not when the woman has a wheelchair. The chair carries EVERYTHING! Absolutely everything

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why can't you apply or remove eye liner without opening your mouth in a funny shape?

Because that was how we were all taught in Just 17"

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do they never instigate sex?

They're less excited by the prospect of sex with you than you are with them.

Or just that generally we know that if we just tease a little then the male will do the legwork.

Sometimes I directly instigate. More often I provoke them to, if they haven't already 💜"

Ouch! Noted!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

Lies. They just give it to the guy to hold

Not when the woman has a wheelchair. The chair carries EVERYTHING! Absolutely everything "

I need a partner with a wheelchair

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Swansea

What I don't understand is the daily range of posts that assume men and women are two separate and distinct species with homogeneous behaviours.

P

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By *ubikslongswordMan
12 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Why don't women just say what they want rather than dropping hints?

Yes but then you menfolk wouldn't have the joy of thinking that you have made a good decision "

Men don't get hints, subtle hints don't work, obvious hints don't work, just tell us what you want haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Northern women are made of tough stuff. Who needs extra stuff to carry?! No nesh nonsense here 💪🏻♿

Lies. They just give it to the guy to hold

Not when the woman has a wheelchair. The chair carries EVERYTHING! Absolutely everything

I need a partner with a wheelchair "

There's plenty of us out there ♿

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By *xelciscoMan
12 weeks ago

Reading/bracknell

Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..??

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..?? "

You definitely know the wrong women 🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?

TBF as a bloke I do the same

Reminds me of the 1980s I guess and our childhood?

·

Over 1 billion views on YouTube, so I'm sure you're not alone "

He is alone. He just watched it a billion times.

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..??

You definitely know the wrong women 🤣"

Ooh....a cheeky flash

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..?? "

Where's this beach? Asking for a friend...

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By *ooking4newMan
12 weeks ago

whitby

Why don’t women understand the power they have over men and just how incredibly sexy they are. So many women hide their beauty, is it because so many men’s are idiots who act like Neanderthals ?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..??

You definitely know the wrong women 🤣

Ooh....a cheeky flash "

😘

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Do you ever just play with your boobs in the mirror? Like, bang them together and jiggle them up and down?

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By *awpleasureMan
12 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Why do women say they don't want anything to eat, then eat most of your takeaway?

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By *xelciscoMan
12 weeks ago

Reading/bracknell


"Why are women giving you the gaze of death if you look at them (even accidentally) when they get changed, swap shirt, reveal their knickers sitting or walking up stairs, but are perfectly happy being tits out or in bikini on a beach in view of hundreds around..??

You definitely know the wrong women 🤣"

oh. I am relieved. I thought it was the binoculars.. pfew.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"What I don't understand is the daily range of posts that assume men and women are two separate and distinct species with homogeneous behaviours.

P"

Well they’re from two different planets? Venus and Mars?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"To be fair I don't understand women 🤣"

Me neither. Men are so much easier to understand 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do they never instigate sex? "

Don't they? It would appear that I'm not a woman 🫣🤯

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Why do they never instigate sex?

Don't they? It would appear that I'm not a woman 🫣🤯"

I’d say they do.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"Do you ever just play with your boobs in the mirror? Like, bang them together and jiggle them up and down? "

Why do you think it takes us so long to get ready to go out?!

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By *ryingitout19Man
12 weeks ago

Wales

Why do you say you’re not hungry and then steal from ours when we get it! Just order what you want

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?"

Again I would appear to not be a woman. 😬

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?"

Trifecta of not being a woman. I bloody hate that song. 😂

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?"

So they don’t have to walk places. Either give her yours or pay the taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!"

I can't talk for all ladies but I was relentlessly bullied as a child. I was curvy, geeky and generally just the odd kid. I was told the most horrible things. I only had one proper boyfriend in high school and i was a secret because he couldn't stand the embarrassment if someone found out.

Needless to say my self esteem never formed. All I'd known was a bad body image.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do they never instigate sex? "

Fear of rejection?

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London


"Do you ever just play with your boobs in the mirror? Like, bang them together and jiggle them up and down?

Why do you think it takes us so long to get ready to go out?! "

Ohhh god yes. This was the answer I was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Again I would appear to not be a woman. 😬"

This was my thought scanning the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We are mysterious magical creatures

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By *hilloutMan
12 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies "

Nothing. They're fairly easy to read I find.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Again I would appear to not be a woman. 😬

This was my thought scanning the thread!

"

It’s not that deep

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
12 weeks ago

Bloxham

What I can't understand about Mrs s is when she see's me sit down she ask me to get up and do something

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?

Again I would appear to not be a woman. 😬"

I’m sorry that it’s taken you so long to realise but love for your journey ahead ❤️

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in a square box and eaten as a triangle....that's when you'll understand women! 😜

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"Why do women have a gag reflex? So inconvenient..."

Can't lie, I agree with this

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ok here goes.

You did ask

I don't understand how women have no concept of their own noise levels, being quiet obviously means something different in womanese.

I don't understand why.

When I ask if you are nearly ready and the response is "5 minutes" 20 minutes later I'm still sitting on the sofa with my coat on whilst she's still faffing around upstairs and comes down ten minutes later in a totally different outfit from the one five minutes ago?

And when we say to be ready by 7:15 it's not a suggestion it's an actual time,to be ready walking out of the door.

I don't understand how.

A woman can be the single most annoying thing alive one minute and be the cutest thing ever the next, how do you do that?

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, and that the Buddha himself demonstrated that despite the existence of free will and individuality the only real path to enlightenment is acceptance that we are all one consciousness existing in a constant state of divinity and harmony … do you fancy a fuck?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear. "

Because some of us don't suit it

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

Because some of us don't suit it "

Good. Prefer red and black

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Why do you say "If you don't know what's wrong I'm not going to tell you😭😭😭😭"

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

Because some of us don't suit it "

What about green and blue?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

Because some of us don't suit it

What about green and blue? "

Definitely green

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

Because some of us don't suit it

What about green and blue?

Definitely green "

Shall we go shopping?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds


"I don't understand where they don't have more blue underwear.

Because some of us don't suit it

What about green and blue?

Definitely green

Shall we go shopping? "

👙👙👙👙

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By *r SmartypantsMan
12 weeks ago

London

Why when a lady says fine, it's fine,

but when a guy says it.... WW III

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By *egDaySkipperMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

How they go to toilets in pairs

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By *aggy dollsCouple
12 weeks ago

bradford

I don't understand why my house becomes London fashion week when we're going out.

Mr H

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading


"The obsession with cushions, like wth is all that about?

So that there's always one to hand to smother an annoying man with. "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies

Nothing. They're fairly easy to read I find."

My face comes with subtitles 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Why they tell us one thing and mean the total opposite 🤣

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By *hortyscotWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Why do women not take a jacket out? wtf is up with that?"

We're saving up for all the shoes and handbags apparently

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By *hortyscotWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"How they go to toilets in pairs"

This is more about safety!

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?

TBF as a bloke I do the same

Reminds me of the 1980s I guess and our childhood?

·

Over 1 billion views on YouTube, so I'm sure you're not alone

He is alone. He just watched it a billion times. "

hey it's a great song...

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

When I'm fine I'm fine. When a woman is fine she is anything but.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!"

For me personally it's due to my ex husband, he used to tell me my body was disgusting

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"How they go to toilets in pairs"

We gossip... Or kiss.. or both

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading


"Why do women have a gag reflex? So inconvenient...

Can't lie, I agree with this "

Do women gag on a vagina tho?

It's annoying just when the guys enjoying it...

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"What is it about the song Girls Just Want to Have Fun that sends so many women feral? I can be watching a group of ladies all looking bored, but as soon as Cyndi is playing over the speakers, they're all instantly having the best night of their lives.

Why is that?"

Have you seen us when Shania Twain says "let's go girls"?

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By *ungLad123Man
12 weeks ago

Basildon

When you tell a guy he’s handsome, what does this actually mean? I’ve heard it too much with zero interest from the people saying it. The word almost has no meaning for me which sucks as it’s the only complimentary word I’m ever awarded.

Is this the ‘cute’ equivalent for guys?

Thanks for your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"How they go to toilets in pairs"

So we don’t make new friends while in the toilet, completely forget about our original friends and disappear!

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By *cLovin2Man
12 weeks ago

Reading


"Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, and that the Buddha himself demonstrated that despite the existence of free will and individuality the only real path to enlightenment is acceptance that we are all one consciousness existing in a constant state of divinity and harmony … do you fancy a fuck? "

Mind if I borrow your chat up line? I'll need to write it down, can't remember all that crap...

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By *ungLad123Man
12 weeks ago

Basildon


"I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!

For me personally it's due to my ex husband, he used to tell me my body was disgusting "

You’re more likely to stick with him if you believe nobody else would want you because of the nasty things he said. I’m glad you moved on, hopefully to better things.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Ladies: How many pairs of shoes and handbags is too many? 😵‍💫😜"

N+1 = how many you want

N = how many you have

Too many = sorry error ..... that does not compute ....

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"I don't understand why they tend to be (not all are) underconfident with their bodies. Us men find you super attractive and if you are body confident, then that is even sexier!!

For me personally it's due to my ex husband, he used to tell me my body was disgusting

You’re more likely to stick with him if you believe nobody else would want you because of the nasty things he said. I’m glad you moved on, hopefully to better things."

That's true. I was with him for 15 years. Now with someone who makes me feel beautiful and sexy. It's the main reason I have a little confidence to explore this lifestyle

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"When you tell a guy he’s handsome, what does this actually mean? I’ve heard it too much with zero interest from the people saying it. The word almost has no meaning for me which sucks as it’s the only complimentary word I’m ever awarded.

Is this the ‘cute’ equivalent for guys?

Thanks for your time."

It's generally meant as a compliment, sometimes it's like "ah you look handsome tonight" being genuinely nice and sometimes it's "you look handsome tonight, let's fuck" clear as mud? Cool

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By *ackformore100Man
12 weeks ago

Tin town


"Men...What's something you don't understand about women?

Women....respond to their replies "

How do you always know how to drive better than us?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

In an almost empty car park why do you park next to the only other car in said car park despite 100 empty spaces?

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