FabSwingers.com forum: 1 piece of advice

By *uperS77 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Gloucester

What is the one piece of advice you would give any newbies joining the site today?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Go forth and do not multiply

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Resist the temptation to let the stuff in your head come out without checking it for sanity first.

Oh and fab my pics. I need the attention.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
12 weeks ago

huddersfield

Not to be pushy or nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Use the filters to stop messages and in your searches ...

And bonus one... block button is your friend.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

If you're part of a couple, make sure to discuss your boundaries and that you're both in it for the right reason

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By *he Silver FuxMan
12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see.

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By *stwo60Couple
12 weeks ago

Hampshire

"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see."

All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway.

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By *parkle1974Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Check all forum topics before being slaughtered for doing another "why can't I get any meets" thread

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By *issmorganWoman
12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Manage your expectations of the site.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Focus more on your effort than your expectation.

Better yet, don't expect a thing; then anything you do get from the whole experience will have been worth the effort...

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
12 weeks ago

West midlands

Be respectful,polite, and by all means no means no.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
12 weeks ago

Newport area.

Advice for a guy. Use the larger, original Sky remote control to show off the size of your manhood, not the teeny weeny Sky Glass ones.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

For everyone. Whatever your expectations are, adjust them downwards.

For single women and straight single men. Block single men from being able to contact you if you think it will cause you problems if they do.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
12 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Backgrounds are as important as the main focus in photographs - tidy your bloody room!

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By *oonbath89Man
12 weeks ago

radstock

Don’t be a dick or judgemental

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Get a sky remote and learn to breathe through your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Patience, my love. Patience.

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
12 weeks ago

harrogate

It's alright to be cynical. Just don't let it define you.

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Be respectful

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By *hagTonightMan
12 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Patience is the key

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By *luebell888Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Don't try and be something you're not.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
12 weeks ago

cardiff

Leave

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By *he AmbassadorMan
12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Behave or act as you would in a real club or bar,,

You ain't walking in there ,seeing someone you like, walking up to them, and whack your cock or wizards sleeve out on their table and shouting,, there ya go, what ya think of that bad Boy or Girl,,,

So don't be that twat here,,

Simples really

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

Delete all your sent messages

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By *mmaleiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Filters on

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

Leave something for the imagination! x

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don't fill in later

You've started now proceed with finishing it

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By *tsJustKateWoman
12 weeks ago

London

Have no expectations and you won't be disappointed.

And guys, no reply to your message means 'Not Interested'

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Treat her with respect. If you actually meet her. 😂

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By *antricSeeker60Man
12 weeks ago

Durham

Remember to communicate openly and prioritise consent and safety in all interactions!

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By *oxy jWoman
12 weeks ago

somerset

no reply to your message means ...

im busy

not seen the message yet

want hubs to see message too

im at work ill look later

ive seen the message ill reply later also a test to see if your pushy or not

there lots of reasons

it can also mean not interested but people use their accounts differently for me if im not interested at all its a str8 block

block button is thee best tool on fab

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Don't focus on the sex that you deserve, focus on the sex that you negotiate.

😉

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By *ighFlyerSissyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Midlands

"What is the one piece of advice you would give any newbies joining the site today? "

Don't put anything in your bum that doesn't have a end to it!

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

derby

"Manage your expectations of the site. "

Have no expectations

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By *andPextraCouple
12 weeks ago

North West

If it looks too good to be true, it undoubtedly will be attached to a sad man, wanking in a sock, in a grimy bedsit, who's only sexual release is to be on fab pretending to be something they are not

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If you’re going to fuck a towbar, make sure there isn’t a driver in the front seat.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Swansea

If you don't get what you want from the site blame yourself. If you're being yourself and not getting what you are looking for then clearly who you are and how you present yourself is the issue.

If you're not being yourself and you're pretending to be something else, you're either doing a crap job at pretending or what you believed you needed to pretend to be was wrong.

Whichever way you look at it, it's your problem so please don't come writing whining posts on the forum blaming rude men/picky women/anything other than yourself.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

This isn’t insta- shag like some think!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
12 weeks ago

Bliss

Get those filters up and running straight away

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don't send any unsolicited sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Expect to receive unsolicited messages from strangers making random comments and then when you click to reply with 'wtf' you'll find they have already blocked you.

Remember, "there's nowt as queer as folk!"

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By *og-ManMan
12 weeks ago

somewhere

Be yourself as everyone else is taken

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By *angerous123Man
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Write 'fill in later' as your bio for maximum interest

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

Read the person’s profile before messaging them

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By *orny PTMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

Re the Sydney-University-picture-stealing thing, was a joke that went wrong. The place never even existed. So don't add it to your profile.

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Add some photos,

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

The more threads you start and replies to those threads received, the more likely you are to be awarded platinum membership and a position within the forum elite tier.

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By *erbysGentMan
12 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Sunscreen

Joking aside, two bits of advice are be respectful and have patience.

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By *loydyMan
12 weeks ago

British

"What is the one piece of advice you would give any newbies joining the site today? "
have a sense of humour

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By *ubikslongswordMan
12 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see.

All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway. "

I don't know some of my best pics are in the bathroom, granted LadyBoner took the pics but that's not the point

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Spit on the tip before you stick it in.

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

South Wales

Don’t be desperate. And don’t be down on yourself.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
12 weeks ago

Pershore

Don't tell your Mum

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By *artfordBlokeMan
12 weeks ago

Dartford

Be yourself, however that turns out

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By *agerMorganMan
12 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Actually spend more than 30 seconds writing out a profile which gives decent insight in to who you are.

Putting “Looking for a good time, 10 inch cock, very much laugh” is about as useful as a two pin plug in a 3 hole socket..

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Take a break if you feel negative about the experience in any way whatsoever.

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By *he MinionMan
12 weeks ago

Only post cock pics.

Be a complete twunk.

Dont read profiles.

Call all women babe or mummy.

If you get a meet, dont go.

Talk about yourself in the 3rd person.

(There is enough competition already,i'm not giving advice

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By *ayd100Man
12 weeks ago

clitheroe

Enjoy yourself.

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By *hristopherd999Man
12 weeks ago

Brentwood

Don't bother

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By *enegadeMMan
12 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Loads of dick pics if you’re a guy…. Loads of pulled open pussy shots if you’re a lady…. And lots of dick and titties if tv / ts

One word messages with best…. Go straight for the jugular

Or maybe I’d just say…. Be patient….. behave as if you’re in a bar (respect)…. And if it’s a no then don’t take it to heart…. Remember this is escapism from the real world don’t let it take over reality

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By *endalshaggersCouple
12 weeks ago

Lake District

It's a marathon not a sprint. While there may be people looking to "meet now" for a quickie NSA one off thing, the majority of people aren't and would like to chat/socialise first. It is not like the swipey swipey apps which are like sex on tap.

Oh, and put a bit of effort into your profile. Some decent pictures, a good profile text explaining clearly what your're after.

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By *ary69321Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Don't, I've spoken to a few people, Im not constantly getting in touch with them, I only answer back when get in touch with me, but for some reason I get blocked, I've had chats that seem to go well but then I'm blocked.

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By *irtydanMan
12 weeks ago

Blackpool

when taking pictures or videos make sure your house is clean

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

I would say be clear and honest about why you are here, if its purely for attention then you may be disappointed. And if its to meet ladies then you may be disappointed on that front too! Lol

Generally I would say take this place with a pinch of salt and put yourself out there. Go to clubs and socials to boost your chances of meeting, but mostly to just be yourself and don't let others get you down x

Mrs x

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By *veenBeeTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Winchester

Block the profile if it enjoyed a year ago and doesn't have verification! That's a trap

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By *vaRose43Woman
12 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Please please fill in your bio

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Please please fill in your bio "

I'll fill in this reply later.

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By *WB85Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Have a wank before you make any decisions, we make bad decisions when we're horny.

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By *batMan
12 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Treat any interaction like real life. It is.

Gbat

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By *ee69Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow

Be real

Be you

And patience is a virtue

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

Don’t act like an animal when messaging (guys) we all know what this site is but to message someone in an animalistic way it’s sooo unattractive & you wouldn’t dare say it to me face to face so don’t do it on here!!!!!

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By *ucka39Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don't just rely on sending messages and expecting a response

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Dont

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By *oomerangboyMan
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Once joined …. Delete it immediately ! Throw your phone in the nearest canal and remove all knowledge from your noggin ….. it’ll take over your life, lol

Seriously, have zero expectations, take it with a pinch of salt x

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Accept that sooner or later you may get outed and be prepared to own it with no shame!

Ladies, black underwear, at clubs are easy to mix up.

Gents, instashag it is not, a bar is easier

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By *2000ManMan
12 weeks ago

Worthing

Chat is important.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Feel free to speak your truth and be yourself, however that looks 😁 there are a few who appreciate non conforming humans here amongst the many fabsters 😉 some of which are bloody amazing 😘👍🏽

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

Write a decent bio about yourself and what you’re looking for. Get creative with pictures, don’t just upload the same thing a dozen times. Put yourself out there by attending a club or social. Don’t wait for things to come to you.

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By *uzzleMan
12 weeks ago

Hastings

Not to bother, especially single guys.

It can strip a guys confidence, make him doubt himself or even his self worth.

Me, I was broke before I came here so I can't blame Fab for that.

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t think I would bother giving any advice to be honest, but if it was someone I cared about and they pushed me, I’ll probably say just figure out what it is you want, be quiet detailed, and then stick with exactly that and don’t overthink it. But they still would do it all wrong, probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Imagine being on the receiving end of the message you are about to send.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"I recommend that when taking photos in your bathroom (whilst claiming to be single) make sure all your wife’s beauty products and potions aren’t plainly visible for all to see.

All bathrooms pics is always a giveaway anyway.

I don't know some of my best pics are in the bathroom, granted LadyBoner took the pics but that's not the point "

I was trying to sound like I’m paying attention don’t take it away from me

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By *ackformore100Man
12 weeks ago

Tin town

"What is the one piece of advice you would give any newbies joining the site today? "

Expect nothing and trust nobody with personal information

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By *rMrsH723Couple
12 weeks ago

Dundee

"Don’t act like an animal when messaging (guys) we all know what this site is but to message someone in an animalistic way it’s sooo unattractive & you wouldn’t dare say it to me face to face so don’t do it on here!!!!!"

This!!

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By *egvisir71Man
12 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Try Vanilla ice cream drizzled in extra virgin olive oil with sea salt sprinkled on

And be prepared for disappointment

with Fab that is

not the ice cream.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And

Always look on the bright side of life

(Come on)

Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain with a bow

Forget about your sin

Give the audience a grin

Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death

A just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see it's all a show

Keep 'em laughin' as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the right side of life

(C'mon Brian, cheer up)

Always look on the bright side of life

I mean, what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing

You're going back to nothing

What have you lost? Nothing

Always look on the right side of life

Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say

Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin (Always look on the right side of life)

There ya are, see

It's the end of the film

Incidentally this record's available in the foyer (Always look on the right side of life)

Some of us got to live as well, you know

(Always look on the right side of life)

Who do you think pays for all this rubbish

(Always look on the right side of life)

They're not gonna make their money back, you know

I told them, I said to him, Bernie, I said they'll never make their money back

(Always look on the right side of life)

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
12 weeks ago

kent

Hone your writing skills. It will ultimately prove more effective than your photos x

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By *tu.xMan
12 weeks ago

around

Lower you expectations not your standards

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