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"Oh I’d love a gin right now while relaxing in the bath. I’ve been at work all day so that sounds a lush way to unwind. Can I have a double? lol x " You asked for a Double?  | |||
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"No alcohol for me tonight though maybe 1 might make me feel better 🤔" Do it Sparkle 💖 | |||
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"I am having a lovely rose gin, but I am in the bath. Feel free to help yourself at the bar, the heaters are on 😁🤩" I’ll hav a double jack and and need help in the bath ?? Xx | |||
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝" Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons? | |||
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"Maybe when I feel bit more lively I'll set the bar up, I'm pooped. One rum and please." 😘 | |||
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"Maybe when I feel bit more lively I'll set the bar up, I'm pooped. One rum and please. 😘" I appreciate it, but I'd like the drink aswell as the kiss. 😘 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please." Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 | |||
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"Maybe when I feel bit more lively I'll set the bar up, I'm pooped. One rum and please. 😘 I appreciate it, but I'd like the drink aswell as the kiss. 😘" Bloody hell, all these demands 😁 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘" not in 1 minute it hasn't,  ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night. | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night. "It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x | |||
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝 Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons? "Oh I don't blame you. And I love the fancy skeletons. 🥰 | |||
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"Maybe when I feel bit more lively I'll set the bar up, I'm pooped. One rum and please. 😘 I appreciate it, but I'd like the drink aswell as the kiss. 😘 Bloody hell, all these demands 😁" Hey now, now that's not fair. 
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝 Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons?
Oh I don't blame you.
And I love the fancy skeletons.
🥰"They would look so good at the bar 😁 | |||
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"My liver currently hates me after this weekend … so just a soft drink for me. " And some Berocca 👌😘 | |||
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝 Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons?
Oh I don't blame you.
And I love the fancy skeletons.
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They would look so good at the bar 😁"Or in my front garden. 😁 | |||
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝 Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons?
Oh I don't blame you.
And I love the fancy skeletons.
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They would look so good at the bar 😁
Or in my front garden. 😁"If I pop back to Espana I will nick them for you | |||
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"No boozers on tonight it seems. 😝 Sorry Davina...no forgiveness even if I sent you some fancy skeletons?
Oh I don't blame you.
And I love the fancy skeletons.
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They would look so good at the bar 😁
Or in my front garden. 😁
If I pop back to Espana I will nick them for you "Oh excellent! I'm sure they won't miss them.  | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x"how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂"It's actually magic bar... | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar..."in that case I'll have an Alaskan Duck Fart, ,, Join me? | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar..."I really did have a big glass of glühwein (hic) | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar... in that case I'll have an Alaskan Duck Fart, ,, Join me?"It would be a pleasure,thankyou 😘 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar...
I really did have a big glass of glühwein (hic) "There were 6 lined up, did you have them all Davina? 🤣🤪 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar...
I really did have a big glass of glühwein (hic)
There were 6 lined up, did you have them all Davina? 🤣🤪"🥴🤪😵 | |||
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can I have kiss from the bar lady with banging tits too? | |||
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"I’ll have a double rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade. No ice please Me x" Now that sounds nice 🤪 | |||
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"Hey OP, can I have a Mocktail please? And if I flutter my eye lashes like this can I have kiss from the bar lady with banging tits too? "Announcement...bar closed for at least one hour | |||
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"... sounds like she's actually getting banged on the bar... 🙄" I am all for providing an excellent customer experience, and if that is what NL wants then she is definitely going to get it 🤣🤪 | |||
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"Evening bar keep. I'll have a Guinness and a Teelings sommelier Douro while I wait on the settle please. Woah...I can't deal with table service here 🤣 Pop and grab them from the end of the bar, your Guinness has just settled nicely 😘 not in 1 minute it hasn't, ,I'll show you the fine arts on a not so busy night.
It was ready before you asked for it, it's a proper pint x how many are drinking them?? No lies now,😂😂
It's actually magic bar... in that case I'll have an Alaskan Duck Fart, ,, Join me?
It would be a pleasure,thankyou 😘"now we're talking, | |||
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"... sounds like she's actually getting banged on the bar... 🙄 I am all for providing an excellent customer experience, and if that is what NL wants then she is definitely going to get it 🤣🤪" Don't worry, your definitely getting a good review on Trustpilot  
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