FabSwingers.com forum: Using cucumbers and other objects

By *errywild OP Woman
12 weeks ago

It's a Secret

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

I like tossing a salad

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By *errywild OP Woman
12 weeks ago

It's a Secret

Who finds that appealing?!

I don't get it. For their health sake, I hope ppl.clean them properly prior stuffing their fannies with these. I know times are tough, but you can get any size dildo reasonably these days. Same goes with going from anal straight into vagina. Mic

ora having a ball there. Call me boring but that is just gross.

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By *errywild OP Woman
12 weeks ago

It's a Secret

Oh letters replaced by a smiley, that is funny. mic

ora

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By *agic.MMan
12 weeks ago

Orpington

It's more...natural 🥒

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By *WANDTGCouple
12 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

In the past ( when I was younger) we've actually put a condom on the fruit/ veg. Exactly for the reasons you've mentioned but also to prevent the banana or cucumber from breaking up.

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By *ellinever70Woman
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Unless they want to put the cucumber in you, it's probably best not to make comment

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Must be a vegan thing

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By *errywild OP Woman
12 weeks ago

It's a Secret

Yes that is more acceptable, still, imagine coming as a guest for dinner with a side salad

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

look, as long as its got soil association organic status its okay, right?

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By *errywild OP Woman
12 weeks ago

It's a Secret

Well, I take it as the point of a forum is banter, chat, expressing opinions, discussions etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Some of the people I've met before, make me wish i'd used a cucumber instead.

The one in hot pics looks impressive and home grown though

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By *dam1971Man
12 weeks ago

Bedford

It counts as one of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Prove it 😅

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By *lue morphoCouple
12 weeks ago

North West

Hopefully washed. Initial reaction. We laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Some of the people I've met before, make me wish i'd used a cucumber instead.

The one in hot pics looks impressive and home grown though "

You made me look. I think even Big Harold might be impressed with the length and girth of that cucumber!

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By *eordie.Woman
12 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Some of the people I've met before, make me wish i'd used a cucumber instead. "

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Some of the people I've met before, make me wish i'd used a cucumber instead.

The one in hot pics looks impressive and home grown though

You made me look. I think even Big Harold might be impressed with the length and girth of that cucumber!"

It has to be locally sourced. No way you're getting that quality in Asda!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
12 weeks ago

Bliss

Well that made for a informative google

Apparently it's the bacteria that causes mildew on fruits and vegetables,that is harmful from unwashed cucumber insertion.

I did not. However, know that there was a fad of using peeled, cold cucumbers to cleanse vaginas a few years ago

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Well that made for a informative google

Apparently it's the bacteria that causes mildew on fruits and vegetables,that is harmful from unwashed cucumber insertion.

I did not. However, know that there was a fad of using peeled, cold cucumbers to cleanse vaginas a few years ago

Can't stand cucumber, adore vage

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By *oandstephCouple
12 weeks ago

Bradford

Cant imagine the fruit flies in peak summer

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Some of the people I've met before, make me wish i'd used a cucumber instead.

The one in hot pics looks impressive and home grown though "

Oh now you're gonna make me go and have a look ....should I be scared or impressed ...let's see ...

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Ok It was actually impressive! and I need to know where she gets her cucumbers from, gotta be Waitrose or somewhere! 😂

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Ok It was actually impressive! and I need to know where she gets her cucumbers from, gotta be Waitrose or somewhere! 😂"

Maybe they've got an allotment 🤔

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By *end1Man
12 weeks ago

southend on sea

True story from years ago. So me and my ex was babysitting and got horny we ended up using a cucumber as my ex loved to be stretched after we finished I wiped cucumber and popped it into the fridge. About an hour later her mum n dad came back home feeling hungry and made a salad sandwich.😮

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By *kguy4444Man
12 weeks ago

Wales

"True story from years ago. So me and my ex was babysitting and got horny we ended up using a cucumber as my ex loved to be stretched after we finished I wiped cucumber and popped it into the fridge. About an hour later her mum n dad came back home feeling hungry and made a salad sandwich.😮"

Lol

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By *iny_tight_pussWoman
12 weeks ago

wednesbury

In my younger days I let my bf at the time use a cucumber on me. It’s the only time but it was fun

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By *AT4funMan
12 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

I once sent a FWB shopping in the veg isle and she was only to buy one of each thing she wanted used on her later. Egg plant being her biggest choice. She had vibrating eggs in her and I had the remote. I watched from a distance and made her go to a young male cashier to pay for it all. She was so wet when I got her to the car and didn’t take her long to cum when we got home.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Forumites on a website where people regularly engage in hardcore gangbangs with other people they just met, amongst many other forms of freedom and debauchery:

"But CUCUMBERS?! Nah, too far, too far"

I'm always amazed at where the line is for some people 😂

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

How a cucumber gets used is the difference between being hungry and horny.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

A freshly washed, fresh cucumber is also far safer than a lot of what most people are taking straight out of amazon packages and stuffing up their vag, then keeping for years at a time.

The only real risk is that it breaks and you need to pick bits of cucumber out, which is more like cleaning out the kitchen sink than the emergency hospital visit you will need if a cheap toy breaks off inside you.

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Ok It was actually impressive! and I need to know where she gets her cucumbers from, gotta be Waitrose or somewhere! 😂

Maybe they've got an allotment 🤔"

I might have to enquire, just out of curiosity...

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Ok It was actually impressive! and I need to know where she gets her cucumbers from, gotta be Waitrose or somewhere! 😂

Maybe they've got an allotment 🤔"

Most of our veg that we grew on the allotment tended to be wonky - so our cucumbers never looked like that! However, the marrows were huge!

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Ok It was actually impressive! and I need to know where she gets her cucumbers from, gotta be Waitrose or somewhere! 😂

Maybe they've got an allotment 🤔

Most of our veg that we grew on the allotment tended to be wonky - so our cucumbers never looked like that! However, the marrows were huge!"

Here today, gone to marrow...I'll get my coat!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central

"Well that made for a informative google

Apparently it's the bacteria that causes mildew on fruits and vegetables,that is harmful from unwashed cucumber insertion.

I did not. However, know that there was a fad of using peeled, cold cucumbers to cleanse vaginas a few years ago

That was perhaps before goop found a much more expensive product fad to push

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By *orthern StarsCouple
12 weeks ago

Durham

I mean, needs must sometimes. A woman has needs

I can think of something much more worse things in life to be fair.

Ruby

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