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Best status update you've seen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's that best/funniest status update you've seen?

One today made me giggle but I'm thinking not for the reasons it was meant too.

Status was:

"Not even rock hard and I'm bigger then a strongbow can"

I did check the pics and sadly there wasn't photographic evidence to back up the claim.

So what's that best one you've seen recently?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Saw one a couple of years ago, "shagged so many women this weekend, think my cock's gonna drop off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!! "

That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasnt a status update but i laughed for ages the day Jack (Jack&Kate1) said 'Kates been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!! "

Oh that was a funny day indeed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum? "

It went into meltdown

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!!

That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum? "

Also intrigued now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!!

That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum? "

I created chaos and mayhem - BIG style and all by myself !!!!! oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!!

That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

Also intrigued now....."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Polos status generator usually provides some entertaining ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown "

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say my favourites are the ones where people put their numbers on them! hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the "Wow last night was fantastic - thanks hun!!" ones you see crop up on the same profiles week in, week out - yet all the 'fantastic' meets forget to verify them.

Some people are so forgetful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "Wow last night was fantastic - thanks hun!!" ones you see crop up on the same profiles week in, week out - yet all the 'fantastic' meets forget to verify them.

Some people are so forgetful! "

oh u mean like ones you post then?? lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"wasnt a status update but i laughed for ages the day Jack (Jack&Kate1) said 'Kates been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle' "

I remember that one as well

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol "

Was it anything to do with tineye? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol

Was it anything to do with tineye? X"

No it wasn't

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol

Was it anything to do with tineye? X

No it wasn't "

Oh not what I was thinking of then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol

Was it anything to do with tineye? X

No it wasn't "

Lol that was a funny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best status update of all time was mine the day I wrecked the forum .......... or was that the worst one !!!!! "

That was very funny indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovin Laines just now.....

'Trust me .......I had no intentions of waking up this morning and being so fucking fabulous! But hey, shit happens!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That must've been before my time, how on earth did you wreck the forum?

It went into meltdown

Total meltdown!! They were dropping like flies lol

Was it anything to do with tineye? X

No it wasn't

Oh not what I was thinking of then x"

No minxie had some strange code as her status, and posted a few help

Threads, as she couldn't see her posts!

For some reason a lot of the threads that day became blocked as it were!!

I can't really explain it!! You had to be there to know how funny it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started with me posting my status ..... then posting a thread in the forums which immediately disappeared and came up with an error code, then anything I tried to post on went funny too ........ to the extent if my...........name got mentioned that post went the same way .............. I posted a couple of help posts that did their magic act and got bored and went out for 4.5 hours ............. when I got back I tried to post again and had the same problem ........... which again in turn caused chaos and mayhem for others and the whole forum ....... til I got so exasperated I posted a thread that said "will somebody please f*****g tell me whats going on in a pm" - then all the messages came in and some sensible person told me to remove my status ............... bingo!!! problem solved ................. and NO I didnt get into trouble with anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasnt a status update but i laughed for ages the day Jack (Jack&Kate1) said 'Kates been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle' "

Nice one cute!! just pmsl.

I miss jack&kates posts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovin Laines just now.....

'Trust me .......I had no intentions of waking up this morning and being so fucking fabulous! But hey, shit happens!'

"

brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good status !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasnt a status update but i laughed for ages the day Jack (Jack&Kate1) said 'Kates been cocked more times than John Waynes rifle'

Nice one cute!! just pmsl.

I miss jack&kates posts!"

Have jack&kate gone?

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