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St Leonards

Your cum-face like? And your cum-howl?

Bonus for adding other tidbits too.

I look like a demented tortoise, make a noise somewhere between James Brown and Zippy from Rainbow, and my right leg often does a little involuntary spasm thing.

Like Thumper from Bambi.

TMI?

Well tough-titties!

You chose to read it all 😤.

💋.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
13 weeks ago

Essex

Like im concentrating on the cryptic crossword (to be fair sometimes I may be doing both)

Noise - a cross between sleep apnoea gasping and a very disturbed seagull.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I dunno what mine’s like. Misty can tell you, if she remembers.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
13 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Like im concentrating on the cryptic crossword (to be fair sometimes I may be doing both)

Noise - a cross between sleep apnoea gasping and a very disturbed seagull."

I just tried that sound and got Chewbacca

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
13 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I dunno what mine’s like. Misty can tell you, if she remembers."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

It's like when a nightingale sings. When it's got a sore throat and a terrible case of indigestion (both the facial expression and the sound).

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By *aitonelMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

Only one way to find out

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mine is the same as my massive shit face.

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By *a LunaWoman
13 weeks ago

South Wales

I sound like a seagull that has just been harpooned (by accident).

My face. Well I imagine it looks like this…😩😫😮😫😩😲

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
13 weeks ago

Maidstone

I could tell you but...

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

You know when you take a fish out of water?…like that, but the gasping for air is audible.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
13 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

A bit like the Wealdstone Raider being kicked in the bollocks with a pair of Dr Martens probably

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By *aitonelMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You know when you take a fish out of water?…like that, but the gasping for air is audible. "

Hot! I think

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By *amie HantsWoman
13 weeks ago

Atlantis

A disgruntled pug

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

That meme of a goat flapping its tongue is actually me in fancy dress, climaxing at my local farm. Hugely worrying for us all.

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

My ex said I look like Rob Deniro when I cum. Wasn't too sure what to make of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"You know when you take a fish out of water?…like that, but the gasping for air is audible.

Hot! I think"

Soooo hot! I’ll show you sometime.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Someone hand me a chisel.

I need to see what face looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

It's beautiful with rosy red cheeks

And I don't sound hideous either

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"It's beautiful with rosy red cheeks

And I don't sound hideous either "

Sounds a bit far fetched dear (not felched). I shall require proof

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By *ildTimes.Man
13 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Mines like Marv in home alone 2 where he's getting electrocuted!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
13 weeks ago

Essex

"I dunno what mine’s like. Misty can tell you, if she remembers."

Sorry I don’t….

Wanna go again? 🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
13 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's beautiful with rosy red cheeks

And I don't sound hideous either

Sounds a bit far fetched dear (not felched). I shall require proof

How to destroy the perfect response with 2 words 😂😂😂

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
13 weeks ago

The Continental

Mine is definitely Homer Simpson as he exclaims a massive “D’oh” as isolated my load before even getting in the minge.

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I try not to think about what it's like. I've never seen it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

"Mines like Marv in home alone 2 where he's getting electrocuted!! "

My. What a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"It's beautiful with rosy red cheeks

And I don't sound hideous either

Sounds a bit far fetched dear (not felched). I shall require proof

Felix!! 😱

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Wanna go again? 🤣"

Not the most romantic invitation I’ve ever had, but … what the hell. Okay then.

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By *ildTimes.Man
13 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Mines like Marv in home alone 2 where he's getting electrocuted!!

My. What a hole

😂

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I look like a gurning champion and sound like a stuck pig

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

"Mines like Marv in home alone 2 where he's getting electrocuted!!

My. What a hole

😂 "

Are we still the Wet Bandits? Or Sticky?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Mine is the same as my massive shit face."

I'm assuming this is Jean rather than Geordie?

😘

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Probably not as epic as I think it looks and sounds 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

You watched the exorcist?

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