FabSwingers.com forum: Wow that's so interesting

By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

Wanna bang?

Give us an interesting fact.

About you, or random fact that might surprise us

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I had an argument with a 747 and won

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

i was on the verge of being a professional footballer,,unfortunately bad injury knackered that up..

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

h is a ginge

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By *ertcoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Hatfield

Babies have more bones than adults

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By *r99mr99Man
11 weeks ago

Ealing

More people die each year in toaster related incidents than to shark attacks.

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By *EAT..85Woman
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

Ducks don't have nerves in thier feet.

Also, what do interesting facts have to do with wanting to bang?

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ducks don't have nerves in thier feet.

Also, what do interesting facts have to do with wanting to bang? "

Feigning interest

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By *EAT..85Woman
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Ducks don't have nerves in thier feet.

Also, what do interesting facts have to do with wanting to bang?

Feigning interest"

In the banging or the facts? (

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

Expletive infixation is inserting a profanity into a word for emphasis.

Inte-fucking-resting.

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ducks don't have nerves in thier feet.

Also, what do interesting facts have to do with wanting to bang?

Feigning interest

In the banging or the facts? (

In the facts

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By *runette n JayCouple
11 weeks ago

bilston

I can complete a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds from any combination

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By *r99mr99Man
11 weeks ago

Ealing

"I can complete a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds from any combination"

That's pretty cool. Have you tried it under duress?

Does receiving oral slow you down? Or a spanking for example?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

"Expletive infixation is inserting a profanity into a word for emphasis.

Inte-fucking-resting. "

It abso-fucking-lutely is.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
11 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Expletive infixation is inserting a profanity into a word for emphasis.

Inte-fucking-resting.

It abso-fucking-lutely is."

Cunt cunt cunt yes!

Don't think I mastered it tbh 🫤.

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By *runette n JayCouple
11 weeks ago

bilston

"I can complete a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds from any combination

That's pretty cool. Have you tried it under duress?

Does receiving oral slow you down? Or a spanking for example?"

My Cpl ordered me to complete it whilst undertaking a live fire exercise at my ATC, failure would result in 200 press ups = safe to say I got fitter that day!

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By *usurrusCouple
11 weeks ago

North West.

I can't complete a Rubik's cube without some percussive maintenance. From any combination.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Brian May loves to rock🤘🎸💪

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By *r99mr99Man
11 weeks ago

Ealing

"I can complete a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds from any combination

That's pretty cool. Have you tried it under duress?

Does receiving oral slow you down? Or a spanking for example?

My Cpl ordered me to complete it whilst undertaking a live fire exercise at my ATC, failure would result in 200 press ups = safe to say I got fitter that day!

I feel like my suggestion Amy be more enjoyable, and less stressful

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By *itygamesMan
11 weeks ago

i use my hairdryer to warm my sheets before getting into bed , cheaper and quicker than an electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I'm actually quite nice

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By *r-8-BBCMan
11 weeks ago

LONDON

"I'm actually quite nice"

I was just about to type that !

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By *r99mr99Man
11 weeks ago

Ealing

"I'm actually quite nice"

The candy cane stockings gave it away

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?"

Fine

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine"

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

The very liberal application of interesting is, in itself, interesting. Guess your thread has kind of worked, Kai, good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?"

Can we just pick the top 3?

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
11 weeks ago

harrogate

If mildly disappointed we're a sport, I'd probably come fourth! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *agic.MMan
11 weeks ago

Orpington

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?

Can we just pick the top 3? "

Absolutely...of course 🙌. Might take me a while to narrow it down to only 3, so just sit tight, make yourself comfortable...I'll be right back 👀

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
11 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

I (L) had surgery on Monday and the first words I said when waking up from anaesthetic were "Brian Warner"

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The honey badger has got skin so loose that if you grabbed it by the neck, it could come away from its skin, turn round and bite you out of its anus.

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Brian May loves to rock🤘🎸💪"

Read that different the first time!

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I'm actually quite nice"

I can confirm the quite is not accurate.

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The very liberal application of interesting is, in itself, interesting. Guess your thread has kind of worked, Kai, good job.

Two steps ahead! 🤔

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?

Can we just pick the top 3?

Absolutely...of course 🙌. Might take me a while to narrow it down to only 3, so just sit tight, make yourself comfortable...I'll be right back 👀"

Oh that's easy. The 3 she has to do the least amount of effort with.

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The honey badger has got skin so loose that if you grabbed it by the neck, it could come away from its skin, turn round and bite you out of its anus."

Not does the honey badger give any fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?

Can we just pick the top 3?

Absolutely...of course 🙌. Might take me a while to narrow it down to only 3, so just sit tight, make yourself comfortable...I'll be right back 👀

Oh that's easy. The 3 she has to do the least amount of effort with. "

He seems flexible, I can get away with just laying there.

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By *irtydesires2024Man
11 weeks ago

West Midlands

I found an old ww2 munition in a field when I was 12.

It was a fire flare or something.

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By *aitonel OP Man
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"There are roughly 666 different sexual positions...and I'm an expert in half of them...wanna bang?

Fine

Ok...it's actually more like 300 positions that I'm an expert in, still pretty close to half...Still wanna bang?

Can we just pick the top 3?

Absolutely...of course 🙌. Might take me a while to narrow it down to only 3, so just sit tight, make yourself comfortable...I'll be right back 👀

Oh that's easy. The 3 she has to do the least amount of effort with.

He seems flexible, I can get away with just laying there."

Proving my point! 😂

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Burley

Baked beans aren't baked, they're stewed.

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The Penguin (bird, not supervillain) was originally named by Welsh speaking sailors.

Pen. Head

Gwyn. White.

Gbat

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"i was on the verge of being a professional footballer,,unfortunately bad injury knackered that up.."
I turned the offer down and joined the army

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I turned the offer down and joined the army"

Pity! It would have been a great scandal piece when your swinging pics were leaked!!

Gbat

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I turned the offer down and joined the army

Pity! It would have been a great scandal piece when your swinging pics were leaked!!

Gbat "
Probably would now, lol I'd blame it all on PTSD

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By *vonne5exMan
11 weeks ago

Doncaster

Assisted dying was first put in front of parliament in 1936.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

I have a 40 inch outside leg, trousers are always too short for me.

I am somewhat ambidextrous, I can do somethings with my left hand as well as I can with my right hand.

My husband was recently in a motorbike crash on a track day, he came off doing 140 mph and only fractured his collarbone. He got up immediately and ran off the track.

A few years ago he had an arguemnt with a guy in a car as he almost crashed into his work van, my husband got out to have a word with him and the guy drove at him. He punched the drivers side window in as the car drove over his foot, he had no injuries whatsoever! The man is made of bloody titanium!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

I can travel at 10mph in a manual wheelchair.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Dartford

Jesus! Make sure to wear protection x

Mrs x

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