FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest compliment

By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

What is the weirdest compliment you've received?

Mine has got to be

"Your hair looks so fresh, environmental activists are trying to prevent pollution in it"

This was yesterday, my hair is currently blue for context

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

“Ah, you’re not as much of a dick as I thought you were”.

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"“Ah, you’re not as much of a dick as I thought you were”."

I can see that as weird lol, I'd say more a bank handed compliment lol

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By *exxyyDy11Man
9 weeks ago

North West

"Your jokes are completely shit but you've got a nice body so I will persevere"

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"oh, you're actually female...."

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

""oh, you're actually female....""

Was there doubt?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

""oh, you're actually female...."

Was there doubt? "

Apparently so

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By *oxdawgMan
9 weeks ago

Linthorpe

Your bell end looks like a big juicy strawberry

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

Southampton

""Your jokes are completely shit but you've got a nice body so I will persevere" "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

Southampton

I had a random stranger tell me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat 🤣🤣

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"I had a random stranger tell me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat 🤣🤣"

That's a stupid compliment some people are weird

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Your small but perfectly formed"

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

for an old dog i dont look my age..

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“You look like you can sing”

I don’t even get what that means.

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By *vaRose43Woman
9 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

You look like your farts smell nice 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *unner6969Man
9 weeks ago

Bicester

"What is the weirdest compliment you've received?

Mine has got to be

"Your hair looks so fresh, environmental activists are trying to prevent pollution in it"

This was yesterday, my hair is currently blue for context "

That I was exceptional with my fingers/hands as “with most men it feels like having a wet fish flapping around aimlessly in your lap”.

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By *ermite12ukMan
9 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You'd be good on the stage...... cleaning it.

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

You look nice, I’d love to watch you taking a shit 🤯

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

You took my dick like a champ 😂

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m really good looking, considering I’m a fat bloke.

I’ve had this one a few times.

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By *ckerman2Man
9 weeks ago

newport/cardiff

You are younger than my son...

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By *scaMan
9 weeks ago

St Albans

‘You’re the kind of guy I could happily introduce to my parents AND spend a debauched night in a hotel with and would be totally comfortable with both’

(Never forgot that one!)

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By *uri00620Woman
9 weeks ago

Croydon

I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head

What shape is your head? 🤣

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By *usurrusCouple
9 weeks ago

North West.

You can tell he used to work out.....

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

I've got sassy hair, apparently 🤷‍♀️

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By *iss.BellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Chester

"You look built for bbc" translates to you look built, like a hippo

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

""You look built for bbc" translates to you look built, like a hippo

Or they think you have a wizard sleeve 🤣

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By *sWyldWoman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You carry yourself well for a big girl

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Someone said I had nice collar bones once.

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

I often get told I look mid twenties, which I think is a compliment?

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Someone said I had nice collar bones once. "

Avoiding saying they fixated on your chest

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

You’re in good shape considering…..

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

Oh no….

I forgot the big compliment

“my mom thinks you have a cracking arse”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

"“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”. "

I know who that was 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Someone said I had nice collar bones once.

Avoiding saying they fixated on your chest

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"“Some would say he reminds you of that History Teacher in Secondary School”.

I know who that was 🤣🤣🤣"

I thought some might recognise it!! 😆

**Mutter mumble bloody teacher grumble mumble quite sexy actually mutter mutter cardigans are back mumble sulk pout**

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By *usurrusCouple
9 weeks ago

North West.

"Someone said I had nice collar bones once. "

To be fair you do have quite delicious looking collar bones.....

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By *rincipessaWoman
9 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Your hair looks lovely - like a red setter

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"Your hair looks lovely - like a red setter

To be fair your hair does look lovely not sure why they had to bring the dog into it though lol x

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By *uri00620Woman
9 weeks ago

Croydon

"I really don't think you should do a PhD. I'd hate to see you turn into a wanker (by my uni tutor years ago).

Oh and in more recent years. You have a really attractive shaped head

What shape is your head? 🤣"

I thought pretty average. That being said in the desert once we got told the women in a particular tribe there are small with tiny heads bc of inbreeding. The people I was with did then give me a rather pointed stare

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By *errymargoCouple
9 weeks ago

Wirral

Your both quite normal which is a bit of a surprise…..

Never got the answer as to what they were expecting

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I was in a pub with Boo, and a bloke came over and interrupted us to tell me I was the ‘best looking guy with glasses he’d ever seen’.

Weird take on ‘Specky Four-eyes’ if you ask me.

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By *ildTimes.Man
9 weeks ago

Colchester/London

You'd make a hot Grandad ....🤣🤣🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
9 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Thought you was going to be stupid but your not

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I got compared to a chicken once.

Bare with me...

So I was meeting a woman who also had a regular friend who was the stereotypical young-hung-Adonis and she compared us to chickens! He was a 'low fat, well presented, packaged, off the shelf, in a supermarket' chicken, and I was more of a, 'free range, corn fed, big, firm and tasty from a farm shop' chicken.

...I took it as a compliment anyway!

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By *EAT..85Woman
9 weeks ago

Nottingham

When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were!

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By *ubikslongsword OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were! "

Never say never

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By *agondaMan
9 weeks ago

Witterings

My weirdest compliment? Someone said I sounded like an Australian

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By *hunky GentMan
9 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were! "

Maybe they meant 'a good wife FOR one day'. 😆

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By *EAT..85Woman
9 weeks ago

Nottingham

"When I was 17, that I'll make someone a good wife one day. How wrong they were!

Never say never "

NEVER. I don't believe in marriage.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"You're attractive, for a disabled bird"

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By *mf123Man
9 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

You smell like fried steak

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By *punk n gushCouple
9 weeks ago

deal

Once was told I'm amazingly crazy

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By *mf123Man
9 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Once was told I'm amazingly crazy "
crazy is always a good thing

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