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"I got asked if I wanted to meet someone once Like a real life woman I have not recovered from that yet 🤣" Hahahaha now this made me chuckle  | |||
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"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad” 🫤" And what was your reply only if you show your mum first | |||
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"I got asked if I wanted to meet someone once Like a real life woman I have not recovered from that yet 🤣" 👀 | |||
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"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad” 🫤 And what was your reply only if you show your mum first " Trust you  | |||
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"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad” 🫤 And what was your reply only if you show your mum first Trust you "Apologies  | |||
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""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs" I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁" Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over? | |||
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""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs" I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁 Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over?" I know!! It proper turned me off about her, so just told her I'm not comfortable with that and ended up not replying or chatting to her anymore | |||
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"So some of my weirdest messages on here are guys asking to breed (as if there isn't enough spreading of sti's already). Another asking if I would deficate in a bag send it or would I do it in person on their face I mean WTF" plastic bag or paper ? | |||
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"So some of my weirdest messages on here are guys asking to breed (as if there isn't enough spreading of sti's already). Another asking if I would deficate in a bag send it or would I do it in person on their face I mean WTF plastic bag or paper ?" Funny enough Harry I didn't ask him what his preference was | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted to see a guy put a banana up his arse and shit it out again… in the first message…" Probably the same guy who asked me if I wanted to watch him stick his fingers up his arse, then down his throat to make himself sick into a glass, then fill it with piss and drink the lot !🤣🫢🤢🤮 | |||
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"I don't get enough weird messages "Would you like some ? | |||
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Would you like some ? "It'd make for a more interesting read than the ones I usually get. | |||
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"Would I be intimate with his dog" What the actual.. f…. | |||
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"Would I be intimate with his dog" That’s ducked up | |||
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"Would I be intimate with his dog That’s ducked up" It's quackers | |||
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"I've actually had that one twice over the years "With boobs like you’ve got .. he’s mentioning a dog … defo quackery | |||
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"I've actually had that one twice over the years "I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly | |||
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"I've actually had that one twice over the years
I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly "Did same defo not feline then k nine | |||
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"I've actually had that one twice over the years
I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly "I sincerely hope not lol | |||
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"I've actually had that one twice over the years
I just had to check your profile out as wondered if it screamed dog friendly
Did same defo note feline then k nine " | |||
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"Not a question I was asked directly but a guy on the forums asked if it was weird they wanted to impregnate their aunt. " What was the forums response to that | |||
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"Not a question I was asked directly but a guy on the forums asked if it was weird they wanted to impregnate their aunt. What was the forums response to that" Was she hot… | |||
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"Someone asked if I’d poo on their chest but I had to decline as I can’t poo under pressure." But if you could would you have?! | |||
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"Someone asked if I’d poo on their chest but I had to decline as I can’t poo under pressure." Fuck that is weird and very fetishy snd niche | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣" I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard " See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs  not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha! | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard " Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in? | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅" Poo on chest Fondles dog Normal.. normal … | |||
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"I had a couple messages saying that they would do anything, she would even do a poo and let me clean her bum with my tongue.... 'erm no thanks "Maybe they're trying to be eco-friendly and save on toilet roll? 🤔 | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅" Be careful what you wish for haha | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅 Be careful what you wish for haha" Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂 | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅 Be careful what you wish for haha Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂" Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man .. | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅 Be careful what you wish for haha Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂 Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man .." Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅 Be careful what you wish for haha Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂 Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man .. Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us "Careful OP .. I’ll be asking you a question or tow if your not carefu l.. | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in?" Hahaha no it wasn’t. | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard Now we defo need to know do this one was indulged in? Hahaha no it wasn’t. " Shame my mind was defo wandering in that scenario | |||
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"I feel like I'm missing out on all the weird questions. They've all been normal, at least so far. 😅 Be careful what you wish for haha Actually, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. I immediately regret this decision. 😂 Well .. you only have yer self to blame young man .. Aww what did Daz ask you for Kev come on tell us
Careful OP .. I’ll be asking you a question or tow if your not carefu l.."You don't want to know. I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep tonight. Whether that's from fear or excitement, you'll have to use your imagination. 😅 | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! " How much for a dyson.? | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣" 😂😂 this one is hilarious and I’d have been so tempted … naughty avocado 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc. I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all!" Not in the market for messages weird of sane then? | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣" Bet you painted him purple instead! | |||
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"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc. I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all! Not in the market for messages weird of sane then?" No can't be bothered to read any atm. I don't want to meet so there's no point. If I only got messages about avocados and the like then maybe I'd reconsider! | |||
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"Nothing really weird for here just the usual breeding, mother/son, CBT, sc*t play etc. I'd quite enjoy a messages that are little more left field if I was in the market for any messages at all! Not in the market for messages weird of sane then? No can't be bothered to read any atm. I don't want to meet so there's no point. If I only got messages about avocados and the like then maybe I'd reconsider!" Ok I’ll draft up an aubergine shaped message and post if she it’s ripe | |||
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"Asked if we would be ok with his dog being involved 😳 instant block. Another guy wanted us to beat him up and tie hi to a bed in a hotel so other guys could take advantage of him. 🤨" Bugger me .. you’ve had it hard .. that’s too rough ones.. but no green paint or avocado involved so dodged one bullet | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! How much for a dyson.?" Way to dangerous with that cyclone technology...ouch! | |||
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"So I’ve not so long ago been asked if with no sex involved if I’ll wear gloves and torture some dude apparently a few hundred quid in it for me 🙈 yeah apparently I look like a cunt to perfect lol That or asked to breed people that ain’t physically possible to breed Each to their own and that " M8 that’s fucking nuts | |||
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""Sorry, I should have mentioned. I have my kids this weekend, you don't mind if they come over to yours? I mean they can come over and watch telly in your living room, whilst we have fun upstairs" I'm paraphrasing but yeah 🙁 Wow!!! Some people have no morals!! Urm did she come over? I know!! It proper turned me off about her, so just told her I'm not comfortable with that and ended up not replying or chatting to her anymore " Have some vetted babysitting service providers to hand, to recommend they engage for their own convenience, should it ever happen again  | |||
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"I’ve had the banana one The dog one Shitting on a glass table A guy & his mom (actually I’ve had that twice) All declined. " Why would you want to watch someone take a shit? Always _uzzles me | |||
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"So I’ve not so long ago been asked if with no sex involved if I’ll wear gloves and torture some dude apparently a few hundred quid in it for me 🙈 yeah apparently I look like a cunt to perfect lol That or asked to breed people that ain’t physically possible to breed Each to their own and that M8 that’s fucking nuts" Ano mate the gloves didnae even fucking fit either 🙈🙈 🤣 seriously though there’s certainly a reason being able filter out genders 👍 | |||
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"I’ve had the banana one The dog one Shitting on a glass table A guy & his mom (actually I’ve had that twice) All declined. Why would you want to watch someone take a shit? Always _uzzles me "I’ve tried ask my 5 year old this many of times when that bathroom door gets slammed open 🙈 | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! " But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons! | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons! "Too much suction for me I'm afraid | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!
Too much suction for me I'm afraid "That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!
Too much suction for me I'm afraid
That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha"Hurt like hell, but actually made me two inches bigger so...every cloud..... | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! But a Dyson you'd do for the price of a pint at Weatherspoons!
Too much suction for me I'm afraid
That sounds like a man who has tried and tested it ha
Hurt like hell, but actually made me two inches bigger so...every cloud....."No pain no gain | |||
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" plastic bag or paper ?" I mean plastic..... What a weirdo | |||
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"I’ve been offered money more than once now which was unexpected " Curious did you take it, I mean Christmas is nearly upon us, times are hard, no pun meant | |||
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"I’ve been offered money more than once now which was unexpected Curious did you take it, I mean Christmas is nearly upon us, times are hard, no pun meant" No but maybe next time we can split it?  | |||
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"I got asked if someone could lick my toilet 😆 " Save on Jif, I suppose. 🤨 | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! How much for a dyson.?" Isn't it called the Dyson ball cleaner? | |||
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"He wanted to wank over my car bonnet and for me to watch." I'd have to be stood by Witham hose and car care kit. This brings me out in hives 🤣🤣 | |||
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"He wanted to wank over my car bonnet and for me to watch. I'd have to be stood by Witham hose and car care kit. This brings me out in hives 🤣🤣" Its ceramic coated so hopefully would slide off, but i’d be worries about them scratching by pride and joy | |||
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"Ture story.. I got offered £50 to fuck a Henry Hoover and film it...I said no... £60 or no dice! How much for a dyson.? Isn't it called the Dyson ball cleaner? " Got to get my one of those! | |||
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"If they could watch me pee Not the weirdest but I’d probably get banned if I said any of the other ones. " You said anything! | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"If they could watch me pee Not the weirdest but I’d probably get banned if I said any of the other ones. You said anything! " I didn’t mean follow me into the toilet. Weirdo! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53] Just wow" Honestly. I nearly left the site | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53] Just wow Honestly. I nearly left the site " Damnit now I need to know what happened!! 🤣 | |||
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"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava. "  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/11/24 18:56:53] Just wow Honestly. I nearly left the site Damnit now I need to know what happened!! 🤣" See the extended comment above 🤣 | |||
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"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava. "Yep was my reaction also 😂 | |||
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"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava.
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"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava. " This is by far ny favourite Jesus wept 😂 | |||
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"“Are you okay with videoing?, I am going to show this to my stepdad” 🫤" Not going to lie I’d find that hot as fuck if they said that to me | |||
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"I had a guy the other day ask if he could suck a fart out of my arsehole …… yes he got blocked! " Omfg. Your terminology made me chuckle though. | |||
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"I wasn't even asked but my profile pictures were st0len and printed on novelty items." Which novelty items? | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"South Asian couple. Guy wanted a and I quote a "big strong white guy" to fuck his wife whilst racially abusing her and him and then asked if I could do it bareback. As he wants his wife to be impregnated with a mixed race child. Whilst this was going on, he was to be in a chastity cage in the corner wearing a balaclava. " One of my friends recently asked me about me getting his gf pregnant. Not having a child support fetish, naturally I said no. But also, imagine growing up and learning that the main reason you came to being was because mummy and daddy had a cuck fetish and daddy wasn’t your real daddy. | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!"Fine... be like that! | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!
Fine... be like that!"I adore smurfs..  | |||
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"I remember someone messaging me asking me to paint him green and spank him like a naughty avocado 🤣🤣🤣 I had similar but he was into smurfs and wanted blue body paint and a whipped cream beard See this just sounds cute I love the smurfs not sure i'd have sex with one tho ha!
Fine... be like that!"Hahaha very very good x ok changed my mind I would lol | |||
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"A couple wanted to insert a stiletto in my urethra. Thought they would has had sounding toys if they was into that. Nope just a stiletto " This made my eyes water just thinking about a guy doing this!! | |||
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"Some of the responses. Just wow. 😂 I mean we all have our own personal tastes, but some of these are bordering on crimes against humanity lol." And animals | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no." Nahhhh wtf | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no." | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no. Nahhhh wtf " First message.. never even looked at his profile before. Single guys are now blocked from messaging. | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no." 🤢🤢🤮🤮 | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no." As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question… Would she bare back a guy without herpes.. | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no. As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question… Would she bare back a guy without herpes.. " No | |||
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"Mrs was asked if she wanted bareback a guy with herpes... that would be a no. As weird as that is and it’s fucking weird .. it does beg the follow up question… Would she bare back a guy without herpes.. No" Good answer .. | |||
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"Someone wanted me to take him to a cash machine, make him withdraw a significant amount of money and abuse him until he gave it all to me… Another asked me to take all of his clothes and make him walk a long distance and then get me and my mates to meet him at the end and laugh at him. Pooping requests are very popular in my inbox for some reason. And for the avoidance of doubt, I’ve said no to every one of these requests lol" Can’t think why you said no …:. lol | |||
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no thanking you kind sir! | |||
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"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy. Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower. Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind. Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out. Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one. " I hope you didn’t use your best heels… or a block heel 😂 | |||
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"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out
no thanking you kind sir!"They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕 | |||
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"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out
no thanking you kind sir!
They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕"Right! I'm currently dogsitting for friends and the idea that people are making their dogs do that is just vile 🤢 | |||
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"If I'd like to let their well trained dog eat me out
no thanking you kind sir!
They should have that dog taken away and themselves locked up for animal abuse. Disgusting. 😕
Right! I'm currently dogsitting for friends and the idea that people are making their dogs do that is just vile 🤢"Bunch of dirty wronguns! And not the good sort either. I can understand a lot of kinks or fetishes, even though I might not like them myself, but involving animals is way past the line. Although I am partial to a pussy or two. I'll get me coat... | |||
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"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy. Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower. Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind. Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out. Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one. " Funny I’ve had similar….. And then one that wanted to shove a pair of knickers up my backside and pull them out to wank into them. Buy my knickers, not washed. Done the shit on chest one. Never again. Guy wanted to nail his cock to the desk while I watched. He had a weird shape to his helmet. Get sounding requests 2/3 times a year. What’s the deal with the disabled toilets? The guy who wanted a bj in the car park outside the shop we were in ….. what was to happen to the toddler he was holding?? | |||
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"Marriage proposal by an Arab guy. Insert a model of the Eiffel Tower. Put a Minnie Mouse mask on while fucking, which I didn't mind. Syringe fill my ass with chocolate mouse so he could lick it out. Fuck a guy with my high heel didn't mind that one. They had a bit of girth on them, not sharp stilletto. He wanted the toe end too. I hope you didn’t use your best heels… or a block heel 😂" | |||
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"The amount of comments involving dogs is disturbing. This us why people shouldn't have animals. It is a disgrace and disgusting. " I have to say I'm relieved to know its not just me that's received that one, I did wonder the second time if it was a vibe I was giving off! | |||
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"The banana man. IYKYK" Eric??? 😂 | |||
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