FabSwingers.com forum: Would you agree to a special mission....?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

whats the mission..i probably would once it didnt croos the line of decency and morality

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"whats the mission..i probably would once it didnt croos the line of decency and morality"
You would have to agree BEFORE KNOWING TO GET THE CASH.

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By *oddy2112Couple
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Good question. Lots of moral dilemmas...........

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

Only if it came with a free lunch

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Good question. Lots of moral dilemmas..........."
There are....so what would you do?

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By *li-robCouple
over a year ago

near thrapston

Sure would

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Depends how desperate I was for the money.... at the moment, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't afford to have morals with a pay day like that.

I would.

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By *oddy2112Couple
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Good question. Lots of moral dilemmas...........There are....so what would you do?

In for a penny in for a pound, I suppose........

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!!

I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!

I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???

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By *ICEFITMan
over a year ago

dundee

For a million quid, no questions would be asked, as long as it not gonna end up with me in the jail haha.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

right im in...lets go

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"For a million quid, no questions would be asked, as long as it not gonna end up with me in the jail haha."
But you don't know that until you've signed up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote a line from one if my favourate films, leon, " no women no kids"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if no octopus or heights were involved

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm in (well I'll let Taz take over if it's a bit of an unsavoury task)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I can take 2 people with me!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't think so. There's morals etc but if it was to murder someone I don't think I could do it, especially not an innocent person

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I don't think so. There's morals etc but if it was to murder someone I don't think I could do it, especially not an innocent person "

Still....4 people have already agreed without knowing!!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

lol got to love hypotheticals x

if accepting the mission binding ie would be shot dead if refusing after being informed then its an absolute no as the mission is most likely to kill a young child,

if after hearing plot one can reject, its an easy yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the no repercussions that did it for me. I have morals, if there were repercussions I may think twice. I'd definitely need a crack team to help though.... You in obi!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't and if it turned out to be something that I could have done with no hurt or repercussions then so be it what I haven't had I won't miss. Rather that than find out I was to do something that would go against every bone in my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't and if it turned out to be something that I could have done with no hurt or repercussions then so be it what I haven't had I won't miss. Rather that than find out I was to do something that would go against every bone in my body. "

And I did see the bit about no repercussions but my idea of them might not be the same as someone else's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then!! I am an adventurous sort of gal !! I would even share the money with my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!!

I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!

I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???

Love it lol....... that made me smile

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!"
No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im game, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!

oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!

oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol?"
Especially NOT a crack team.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

No questions, no repercussions - ok - let's go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am what some would call special...so what's the mission

Fancy being on my team!? You and obi were my crack team lol!No Teams madam.....on ya Jack or nothing!

oh bugger. Not even a crack team lol?Especially NOT a crack team.....

Trying to call me an obi crack addicts

So what's my mission??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heck , I'm a mercenary.. I'll do it.. The more immoral the better hehe

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No i wouldnt.... not on those conditions....

what if the mission was to murder someone, someone you hold dear to your heart... wife / husband / kids / parents....

not for 10,000, 000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done special missions for a whole lot less so count me in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

yes

without a 2nd thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No i wouldnt.... not on those conditions....

what if the mission was to murder someone, someone you hold dear to your heart... wife / husband / kids / parents....

not for 10,000, 000 "

Give a good funeral and have a nice holiday to get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if it involves me sedation and organ harvesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely as long as no repercussions

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not if it involves me sedation and organ harvesting

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Well, you won't know before agreeing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is sm I coming back from sed mission

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

As long as I will come back intact and not ave to kill my family then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

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The money would be helpful but it would be a definate no, even if I knew what it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as I will come back intact and not ave to kill my family then I'm in

so you'd kill someone elses family then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i just saw my electric bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

Hell yes!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one .

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "

Assumptions! nobody said anything about the mission yet...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Yip!!!

Bring it on

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "

KILLJOY!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "

Sshhh will let you into a little secret. It's only pretend

no children will be harmed as a result of this thread.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one .

Sshhh will let you into a little secret. It's only pretend

no children will be harmed as a result of this thread. "

I don't beleive you, mind you i dont beleive anything i read on FAB ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For no repercussions, meaning the outcome wouldn't have any effect on my life (therefore assuming my loved ones would be safe) then yes. When do I get the money. I want 50% before I leave and start said mission.

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Right at this minute, I'd do it for a blowjob !

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Right at this minute, I'd do it for a blowjob !"
Really....from whom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the money!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What happens if I say YES then change my mind when I hear what the mission is ?

If I can do that then YES.

If I cannot change my mind on hearing the mission then NO.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do I get the money in advance?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do I get the money in advance?"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

No"

Feck off... it's not your mission!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!"
No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission."

Will I need to bring my own weapons?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?"
Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission."

How's bout half up front and rest on completion?? And a bonus for effectiveness of said completion

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

How's bout half up front and rest on completion?? And a bonus for effectiveness of said completion

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You'll be getting a million quid...don't push you're luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission."

I dont believe I have annoyed u enough for a £1,000,000.00 price on my head !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Now I'm spoiled for choice...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been naked in a cage with 2 other women in a club, having a very good time and not taking much notice of the audience so...decency out of the window!!

I am married and cheating on my husband...rules out morals!!

I have expensive tastes...What's the mission???

No morals, no decency?

I'll take the million so long as I get Bambi working on the mission with me to sweeten the deal...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

I dont believe I have annoyed u enough for a £1,000,000.00 price on my head !!!! lol

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*takes down wanted posters*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then."

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!"

It's a mission most popular tho ...........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit."

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Not if I have to agree before knowing what the Mission was.

I could be very worse off with the million, legal, moral, ethical, but i'm no worse off than I am now, but with out the Million.

What if the mission was to kill your child, rape your mother, eat your dog there are many things that you couldn't live with, even for a million....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory compleution of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

Sod those, I'll take a lightweight chainsaw for close quarters combat and a mobile scud missile launcher for those long range hits.

And a supersoaker chock-full of baby oil if Im paired as requested for this mission.

Do I need a license for the latter?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol"

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must say am rather surprised at the number of people prepared to kill a child for a million , lets bear in mind the fee is 1000000 the mission is unlikely to be a pleasant one . "

It's a no from me, nobody's in a give that kind of cash for a mission that's not going to haunt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun."

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

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O Yes.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable."

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row

"If you were paid £1,000,000 no questions asked, no repercussions.....

Is that all ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Not if I have to agree before knowing what the Mission was.

I could be very worse off with the million, legal, moral, ethical, but i'm no worse off than I am now, but with out the Million.

What if the mission was to kill your child, rape your mother, eat your dog there are many things that you couldn't live with, even for a million...."

Good point. However, I don't gave kids, my mothers dead and I can always buy a new dog... so Im in!

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By *uschmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Took the mission.

spent the money

Reporting for duty again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot."

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff the money I just want fun. Where's my bloody instructions?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not enough money to put guilt, morals and my sanity aside. I'm not sure there is enough money for that. It's a no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

If I have anything to do with it...

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over a year ago

Don't know - the exchange rate the bank extorts might kill me. Can you pay that in US dollars instead?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.

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over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction."

You scare me

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.

You scare me

Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect.

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over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.

You scare me

Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect."

I still wouldn't squeal

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over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.

You scare me

Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect.

I still wouldn't squeal

So what would make you squeal rusty?

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Not a problem, have no conscience provided the following 5 rules are applied.

#1 No members of my family are involved.

#2 Payment is 50% up front and balance on completion.

#3 If it is illegal I want immunity from prosecution.

#4 All evidence of my involvement is to be destroyed.

#5 How I complete the task is upto me no outside influence is allowed.

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over a year ago

"Not a problem, have no conscience provided the following 5 rules are applied.

#1 No members of my family are involved.

#2 Payment is 50% up front and balance on completion.

#3 If it is illegal I want immunity from prosecution.

#4 All evidence of my involvement is to be destroyed.

#5 How I complete the task is upto me no outside influence is allowed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get the money in advance?

Feck off... it's not your mission!No, money on satisfactory completion of said mission.

Will I need to bring my own weapons?Yes but limited to 3. I will of course need to see a license for any guns.

Swords and tear gas it is then.

Don't forget about a crossbow just incase distance needed

I prefer up-close and personal..... in my ninja suit.

Would you leaving a calling card like the pro's... Maybe a polo

Mine would be a Jaffa cake lol

Yes... I place one on each eye... and a parsnip up the poop shoot. The parsnip has no relevance, it’s just for fun.

I wouldn't like polos on my eyes

But a Polo on my mouth would certainly be more than acceptable.

At least I'll have somewhere to sit whilst I parsnip Rusty's poop shoot.

I can just imagine the demonis look of pleasure you'd have on your face

You'd need to imagine it.......... seeing as you'd be facing in the other direction.

You scare me

Good.... it's no fun pushing parsnip up a relaxed sphincter.... you never get the same squeel effect.

I still wouldn't squeal

So what would make you squeal rusty?

For me to know and you to find out

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