FabSwingers.com forum: 101 uses for Squirty Cream...

By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... well, can you think of all the possible uses for squirty cream?

Serving with cake

obviously THE main one

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

On hot chocolate

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to

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By *unkym34Man
3 weeks ago

London

Filling balloons and popping them

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By *r TriomanMan
3 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Filling gaps in brickwork.

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Just squirting it in your mouth because you feel like it

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"On hot chocolate "

Oooo good point, well made ...and it's that time of year for it too

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

To squirt on my gooch in back alleys on trips to rural America in order to attract raccoons to lick it off, so they can have a Christmas too.

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"To squirt on my gooch in back alleys on trips to rural America in order to attract raccoons to lick it off, so they can have a Christmas too. "

#Christmasisnotjustforhumans

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to "

Not hairy nipples though, right??!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

"Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to

Not hairy nipples though, right??!

Not if you use the cram for shaving foam

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Caerphilly Borough

Squirt it on your chin and pretend you're Santa

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By *ernow1982Man
3 weeks ago

Plymouth

Makeshift pepper spray? 🤔

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

Well, the kids these days be using it to get ⬆️

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Insect repellent.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Makes great shaving foam during a power cut

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By *ather WickmasMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Seeing how much you can squirt into your mouth before it starts to spray from your nostrils

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton "

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

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By *isurreyMan
3 weeks ago

Addlestone

There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
3 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

I dont like squirty cream, its about 70% air and I feel its a great insulator. Put your hand on it, is it cold or neutral.

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

Being the whipper or the whippee?!

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now."

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

Playing pie face

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

Also one of the quickest ways to get thrush...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

Being the whipper or the whippee?!

I can turn my hand to both

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Playing pie face"

But what are the rules?

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

I have a pic on my profile that screams out for cream to be added. A lovely ripe strawberry.

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

Simple really. Squirty cream in the boobs and motorboat

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By *ABflirtyWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

On my nipples and licked off .... with popping candy too . lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Replace the nozzle with a deodorant can nozzle for squirty cream fights.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Have available in a glass case as a amall fire extinguisher.

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By *wisted999Man
3 weeks ago

North Bucks

Insert cage sound into penis add some holly Squirt cream around it. Take picture equals festive cock pic.

Win the inevitable forum festive pic competition.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Strap 20 or 30 to a backpack and trigger all at once as a budget jet pack.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
3 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Writing the number "101" on anything...

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By *elvet RopeMan
3 weeks ago

by the big field

Fill the coat pockets of that really annoying person at work who seems to create more shit for you to do while somehow coasting along and getting the glory (Milk and sugar works just as well- trust me

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
3 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

For adding snow to a festive selfie

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By *eronikapaulCouple
3 weeks ago

Reading

Emergency motorcycle chain lube. Might even work but please folks, don't try and lick it off with the engine running.😲

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By *igjonny090Man
3 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

For putting on someone’s hand when they are sleeping then tickle their ear so they slap it in their own face?

For fake facial hair? Fancy moustaches and beards

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton "

I would normally agree, but I've been introduced to Asda chocolate squirty cream. So bloody good on a strawberry!

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By *nnCeeWoman
3 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

For pie á la mode?

Choose your favourite pie flavour... apple, rhubarb, even (as its just been Thanksgiving) pumpkin!

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By *opinovMan
3 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Suffocating hamsters

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

I would normally agree, but I've been introduced to Asda chocolate squirty cream. So bloody good on a strawberry!"

Chocolate squirty cream you say?! Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Wonko repellent!

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By *mily36C OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wonko repellent!"

You mean more so than Jaffa Cakes?!

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Just squirting it straight in my mouth. Especially the chocolate one 🤤

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

Greasing your wheelchair frame.

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By *quirrel!Man
3 weeks ago

Nearby

Gap filler

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By *quirrel!Man
3 weeks ago

Nearby

Squirting in your mouth and pretending it’s cum!

then laughing at yourself and spitting it over the nearest person!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
3 weeks ago

Markfield M1 J22

Laxative for the lactose intolerant.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"Laxative for the lactose intolerant. "

Can confirm it works

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By *isurreyMan
3 weeks ago

Addlestone

There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

I did offer!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

I did offer!"

Sounds like a recipe for thrush

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Smeared over breasts

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