FabSwingers.com forum: 101 uses for Squirty Cream...

By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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... well, can you think of all the possible uses for squirty cream?

Serving with cake

obviously THE main one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Filling balloons and popping them

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Filling gaps in brickwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just squirting it in your mouth because you feel like it

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"On hot chocolate "

Oooo good point, well made ...and it's that time of year for it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To squirt on my gooch in back alleys on trips to rural America in order to attract raccoons to lick it off, so they can have a Christmas too.

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"To squirt on my gooch in back alleys on trips to rural America in order to attract raccoons to lick it off, so they can have a Christmas too. "

#Christmasisnotjustforhumans

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to "

Not hairy nipples though, right??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking off my nipples, cos it’s Friday and I’m ill, and fuck it, I want to

Not hairy nipples though, right??!

Not if you use the cram for shaving foam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt it on your chin and pretend you're Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeshift pepper spray? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, the kids these days be using it to get ⬆️

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insect repellent.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Makes great shaving foam during a power cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing how much you can squirt into your mouth before it starts to spray from your nostrils

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton "

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like squirty cream, its about 70% air and I feel its a great insulator. Put your hand on it, is it cold or neutral.

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

Being the whipper or the whippee?!

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now."

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Playing pie face

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

Also one of the quickest ways to get thrush...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

that involves whipping to get it in to creamy peaks though

Just my kind of thing

Being the whipper or the whippee?!

I can turn my hand to both

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Playing pie face"

But what are the rules?

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

I have a pic on my profile that screams out for cream to be added. A lovely ripe strawberry.

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Simple really. Squirty cream in the boobs and motorboat

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By *ABflirtyWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

On my nipples and licked off .... with popping candy too . lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Replace the nozzle with a deodorant can nozzle for squirty cream fights.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Have available in a glass case as a amall fire extinguisher.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Insert cage sound into penis add some holly Squirt cream around it. Take picture equals festive cock pic.

Win the inevitable forum festive pic competition.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Strap 20 or 30 to a backpack and trigger all at once as a budget jet pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing the number "101" on anything...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Fill the coat pockets of that really annoying person at work who seems to create more shit for you to do while somehow coasting along and getting the glory (Milk and sugar works just as well- trust me

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

For adding snow to a festive selfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency motorcycle chain lube. Might even work but please folks, don't try and lick it off with the engine running.😲

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

For putting on someone’s hand when they are sleeping then tickle their ear so they slap it in their own face?

For fake facial hair? Fancy moustaches and beards

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton "

I would normally agree, but I've been introduced to Asda chocolate squirty cream. So bloody good on a strawberry!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

For pie á la mode?

Choose your favourite pie flavour... apple, rhubarb, even (as its just been Thanksgiving) pumpkin!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

Suffocating hamsters

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Chuck in the bin and buy some cream in a carton

I would normally agree, but I've been introduced to Asda chocolate squirty cream. So bloody good on a strawberry!"

Chocolate squirty cream you say?! Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko repellent!

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Wonko repellent!"

You mean more so than Jaffa Cakes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just squirting it straight in my mouth. Especially the chocolate one 🤤

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Greasing your wheelchair frame.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

Gap filler

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

Squirting in your mouth and pretending it’s cum!

then laughing at yourself and spitting it over the nearest person!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Laxative for the lactose intolerant.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Laxative for the lactose intolerant. "

Can confirm it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

I did offer!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There was a lady on here who posted a video of her squirting a load into her pussy, she looked like she enjoyed it very much and I loved watching it! Sadly can't find it now.

Wait what? And there was no one there to eat it out ... shocking food waste!!!

I did offer!"

Sounds like a recipe for thrush

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Smeared over breasts

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