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over a year ago

contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please

Wearing an airline pilot's uniform...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gently running fingers through hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please

Wearing an airline pilot's uniform..."

i can do six!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please

Wearing an airline pilot's uniform...

i can do six!!!"

breathed the Captain, unusually taciturn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"contributions restricted to exacly 5 words only, please

Wearing an airline pilot's uniform...

i can do six!!!

breathed the Captain, unusually taciturn"

six no good then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His fingers combed her pubes..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His fingers combed her pubes.."

as his landing gear extended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His fingers combed her pubes..

as his landing gear extended"

he saw her runway glistening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but her cockpit was secure

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

They anticipated lots of turbulance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not withstanding the outside world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not withstanding the outside world"

the in-flight announcements unusually informative

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"not withstanding the outside world

the in-flight announcements unusually informative "

'Brace yourself, we're going in....'

(ok technically 6 but Ive cheated)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold onto your hat

(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"hold onto your hat

(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)"

feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hold onto your hat

(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)

feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share "

Put on your masks now

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"hold onto your hat

(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)

feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share

Put on your masks now"

You will need a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hold onto your hat

(ok technically 4 but ill borrow one from the post above)

feel free to help yourself to the spare one.. always happy to share

Put on your masks now

You will need a snorkel

said the raunchy air stewardess

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is NOT the brace position you two!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

easy landing on the runway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'my way or the highway'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

harry secombe was in first class

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"harry secombe was in first class"
Where Aled jones announced his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"harry secombe was in first classWhere Aled jones announced his "

his snownman had melted now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"harry secombe was in first classWhere Aled jones announced his

his snownman had melted now"
the wet patch visible all

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a puddle on the ground

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Licked by a passing dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who recognised the taste as being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who recognised the taste as being"

his favourite chappy dog food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's everthing Aled had strapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with only a song of praise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"with only a song of praise"

and without pubes anyway, saving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the captains blushing gaze went...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight into the first chorus of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ding dong merrily on high

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ding dong merrily on high"

the cabain crew mwan while started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ding dong merrily on high

the cabain crew mwan while started"

wanking hard in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

feeling was mutual in economy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and getting heated in clubclass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and getting heated in clubclass"

The serving Air Martial's donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tough luck if your vegetarian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a carrot or cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what size is the cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a great big whopper huge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's 6 words lol!!

ok here goes

the stewardess goes all shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when she sees the cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

she knows her rabbit's larger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but the cucumber is harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which her lover gave her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so she hit him with....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a huge traffic warden blowup dolly!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she hit him with...."

the anal beads she'd found

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so she hit him with...."

both, stiffly in each hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she hit him with....

both, stiffly in each hole"

whilst watching bullet proof monk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so she hit him with....

both, stiffly in each hole

whilst watching bullet proof monk

"
#

fish being rammed up the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she hit him with....

both, stiffly in each hole

whilst watching bullet proof monk

fish being rammed up the "

nether regions of no-mans land!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and brought a tear to her eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and brought a tear to her eye"

The Chief Stewardess, gorgeously MILFy

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

met, loathed, lusted, kissed, sunset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before waking to find that

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

His Mother in Law had

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

My Mother in law aswell.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont know if ive mentioned this but mrs boon lives at the top of my street

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

came , saw, conquered,,,, so ner!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"came , saw, conquered,,,, so ner!!!!!"

Meanwhile Air Traffic Control's tower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was panicking all because of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"was panicking all because of"

lack of adequate bloodflow, due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was panicking all because of

lack of adequate bloodflow, due "

steaming up of cockpit window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna be a bumpy ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no muff too tuff ha

sorry, i'll retract that. wasnt really romantic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he whispered in her ear

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

ah'll pure ride ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna dae yi hard doll!!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

But then she saw the....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the size of his cock and

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

burst into fits of laughter

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

It was the size of a...

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

small wriggly furry mouse type

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

that had some cheese attached

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

In his hurry to flee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he left his socks behind

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

his ears, so he quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

replaced them with ear muffs

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

made with real muff and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sniffed the authentic muff odour

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

but he then tripped and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pole vaulted out the window

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

landing hard on his turgid

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"landing hard on his turgid"

Psssst, whats a turgid?

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

its something swollen, but am no allowed anymore than 5 words

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"landing hard on his turgid"

.........engorged and swollen .......... finger which

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he used to pick his nose

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

instead of picking a wet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot moist sweet tastin ...........burger!!

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

with fries and diet cock.....

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she wanted a fat cock

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"with fries and diet cock....."

Surely you must mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have diet free /cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have diet free /cock...

with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have diet free /cock...

with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!

can i have juice on mine

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"I'll have diet free /cock...

with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!

left over from Halloween party....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have diet free /cock...

with some lovely vanilla ice-cream!

left over from Halloween party....

The baldy wizard drinks up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and turns into a frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and turns into a frog"

now he needs a princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to make him human again

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

So he looked at Fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he looked at Fabs"

and saw only the witches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was overwhelmed with the choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the choice was very difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres mi tea my wench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the kettle silly man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres mi tea my wench?

He's gonna stay a frog !

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

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"wheres mi tea my wench?

He's gonna stay a frog !

Until she needs a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres mi tea my wench?

He's gonna stay a frog !

Until she needs a shag"

No she has a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then she will use rabbit

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then she will use rabbit"

Until she needs new shoes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

To squash the frog with ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

for everything else there's mastercard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, frogs have long tongues

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

for everything else there's mastercard "

didnt know women have mastercards

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

So she took said mastercard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

"
who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"However, frogs have long tongues

Beastiality with frogs is grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulled on her shopping boots

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????

That is too many words

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"pulled on her shopping boots"

and mounted her little donkey

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????

That is too many words"
shrup and tell me you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"then she will use rabbit

Until she needs new shoes....

who said shoes???? where? what kind????? how high?????

That is too many wordsshrup and tell me you!!!

you can use Laine's mastercard

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

Ensuring fun on the way

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

Ensuring fun on the way

thats twice in the same thread you have suggested beastiality?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

old mares outpace the youngsters

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

when getting a bus pass

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

she was delighted with her

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

New found friend,

'Donkey Dick'

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"New found friend,

'Donkey Dick'"

Donkey dick the pirate king

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New found friend,

'Donkey Dick'

Donkey dick the pirate king"

a Customs officer with access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

au contraire u ee deeot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

au contraire u ee deeot. "

Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

au contraire u ee deeot.

Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering "

Inspector Clouseau the latest drug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

au contraire u ee deeot.

Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering

Inspector Clouseau the latest drug"

being passed around, taken by

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"pulled on her shopping boots

and mounted her little donkey

just can't get stallions anymore

Old mares dont get stallions

au contraire u ee deeot.

Snorted Inspector Clouseau upon entering

Inspector Clouseau the latest drug

being passed around, taken by"

the ladies in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies viagra oh my god!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Ladies viagra oh my god!"

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom."

Inspector a very important case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case"

And may get harder yet

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case

And may get harder yet

it is definately getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case

And may get harder yet

it is definately getting bigger"

both case-files brimming with data

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case

And may get harder yet

it is definately getting bigger

both case-files brimming with data"

data dump ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case

And may get harder yet

it is definately getting bigger

both case-files brimming with data

data dump ready and waiting "

new hi-tech solutions to longstading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies viagra oh my god!

Screamed greyeyes from the bedroom.

Inspector a very important case

And may get harder yet

it is definately getting bigger

both case-files brimming with data

data dump ready and waiting

new hi-tech solutions to longstading"

memory stick coming to mind

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I can't believe such rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe such rubbish

Ahabs had to believe because........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe such rubbish

Ahabs had to believe because........"

hed forgotten his memory stick

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I can't believe such rubbish

Ahabs had to believe because........"

There are no virgins anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't believe such rubbish

Ahabs had to believe because........

There are no virgins anymore"

Balham, gateway to the South

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe such rubbish

Ahabs had to believe because........

There are no virgins anymore

Balham, gateway to the South"

or was it pointing north?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the point wasnt workin correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it needs sharpening up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His box was often filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with large sized sharp tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and she got to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she got to choose

nice big hammer for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and she got to choose

nice big hammer for me "

for banging in really hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and very very frequently hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hits the spot really deep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and bangs hard and deeply often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then the frog appears suddenly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and decides he is faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and decides he is faster"

with his tongue on clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goodbye hammer hello frogs tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will he beat her dolphin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will he beat her dolphin?"

with a huge pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or will it break slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or will it swim away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was time to choose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it was time to choose "

between the pork sword and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was time to choose

between the pork sword and"

gentle kissing and touching - yummy!!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

when he looked up at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when he looked up at"

her as she went down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when he looked up at

her as she went down

the pipers playing The Marseilleise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and took her magnifyin glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/01/10 19:20:33]"

to finally say the unsayable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/01/10 19:20:33]

to finally say the unsayable "

I've got to go home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rabbit is more satisfactory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh what a big boy"

they do xrated ones now ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my rabbit is more satisfactory"

and can go all night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my rabbit is more satisfactory"

my domestic erection accommodating enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no it needs more lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no it needs more lights "

give me the moonlight, crooned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my rabbit is more satisfactory

my domestic erection accommodating enough"

providing your neighbours don't see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

under the star lit sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that your baubles are droppin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ready for next christmas time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running down her landing strip

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Have to say, chocs away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to say, chocs away!"

or use chocs in sex?

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

melted choc on a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"melted choc on a cock?"

just lick it all off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"melted choc on a cock?

just lick it all off

marketing departments nationwide were entranced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"melted choc on a cock?

just lick it all off

marketing departments nationwide were entranced"

Business intelligence goes barking mad!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"melted choc on a cock?

just lick it all off

marketing departments nationwide were entranced

Business intelligence goes barking mad!"

and borrows money from banks

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You know sex always sells..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know sex always sells.."

But the best is free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and so does sexy shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't walk in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just lie there lookin pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so wear them for effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with stockings and suspender belt

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Yes thats what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with stockings and suspender belt"

and sexy corset like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things were looking very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was shaking with anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonderin how the nite would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meet with all her expectations

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

so instead she went and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ran a hot bath because

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

her sweaty armpits were ripe

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

and so was her minge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"her sweaty armpits were ripe"

all her glands oozing particularly

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

and it didnt smell good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"her sweaty armpits were ripe

all her glands oozing particularly"

beautiful sensual aroma of ssssexxxxxxx

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

and it was the captains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and it was the captains

Duty to scrub her deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and it was the captains

he should have been working..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and it was the captains

he should have been working.........."

but was going down with

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

with all horns blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even though the cockpit was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"even though the cockpit was"

securely fastened, he fulfilled Captainly

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

duties by taking her from

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

the incredibly dirty bath water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and runnin another one for

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"and runnin another one for"

Her pet poodle called tiddles

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

and her pussy called Jasper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat and dog in together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and her pussy called Jasper"

her milkers, Daisy and Dozy

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

and her stallion called trigger

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Trigger was always well loaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trigger was always well loaded"

with expensive copper topped batteries

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

even though the slightest touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

would push him over the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last longer n vibrate more

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

which made him want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"which made him want to"
unload the entire hold all

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

but he held his hold

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

which was still very full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he hadn't masturbated recently!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

He walked with a limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He walked with a limp"

he was awfully one sided

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

women found his limp attractive

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

well hung to the left

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

and rightly so when he

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Jumped from the bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jumped from the bedroom window"

he landed on next door's

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

cat, the neighbour was annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos he was caught out!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"cos he was caught out!"

Playing with himself watching porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waiting for luscious lucy's arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Someone start a part 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"waiting for luscious lucy's arrival"

having booked her through Yellow

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