FabSwingers.com forum: Best, the worst, the funniest or weird chat up first lines ..

By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

The best, the worst, the funniest and the weirdest .. I get some good ones that make me smile. x May even help others here up there flirting game. xx

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Your legs are like Oreos, I want to split them apart and eat the goodness in the middle .......... This made me smile.

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

“You smell nice, what you got on?”

…i’ve got a hard on love but didn’t realise you could smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actual recent reply...Your a really good looking guy, great body and cock but your bald ( shaved head )

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

peterborough

I told a woman I was Batman and that I just had to tell someone because the burden was just too much and hey presto what a great night

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"“You smell nice, what you got on?”

…i’ve got a hard on love but didn’t realise you could smell it "
lol thats a good one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ... I wanna nail you so bad

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Jesus Christ... I wanna nail you so bad

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That is very religious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst

“Horny. In truck. Dover. Send wife. Now!!!!”

I’ll get my coat…..

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Checking you out on here with my mum

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You're gorgeous,Have you any in you?.

No ..

Want some

Granted only works when away from home,, obviously

😂

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

For a fat lass you don't sweat a lot. Xxx

Got to be up there 😆

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Checking you out on here with my mum

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lol I had that too . x

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear

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ok x

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Got any Irish in you?

Do you want some ?

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Lower Normandy

I want to ride you like a Blackpool Donkey

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

"I want to ride you like a Blackpool Donkey"

Did it work?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"You're gorgeous,Have you any in you?.

No ..

Want some

Granted only works when away from home,, obviously

😂"
Irish, FFS 😂😂

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Can I add a little conversation to your evening, and subtract your clothes later"

🥵👅

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¿Te gustaría bailar con el diablo a la pálida luz de la luna?

Simple things in other languages seemed to work great when I was younger!

Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best:

“It would be an absolute honour to be rejected by such a calibre of woman like yourself”

Worst:

£150?xx (reported but still here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I bet you’re going to sweat a lot in that jumper when we fuck later “

Literally the first words that came out of the ladies mouth

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By *oonbath89Man
over a year ago

radstock

This must be a museum…..because you’re a fine work of art

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Did you know they do curry flavoured condoms?

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I want to be your teabag. 😆

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The old classic...

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Hey Dave.....

(Fits all categories simultaneously)

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