FabSwingers.com forum: 2 truths and a lie

By *G T OP Man
3 weeks ago

birmingham

I love pussy

I love dick

I love cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"I love pussy

I love dick

I love cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce "

What’s wrong with cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce?

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By *G T OP Man
3 weeks ago

birmingham

"I love pussy

I love dick

I love cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce

What’s wrong with cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce? "

Lool you got me, hand in the cookie jar

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair.

I am naturally blonde.

I used to save my dinner money to pay for cigarettes from age 14.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Northeast

"I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair.

I am naturally blonde.

I used to save my dinner money to pay for cigarettes from age 14."

2nd is a lie

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

My penis bends so much it’s got a little twist in it, like a little piggy tail.

I was named, sex worker of the year 2003.

I can’t spell “ Mississippi “

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I had sex twice once.

I flirt quite a lot.

I’m not posting on the forums any more.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
3 weeks ago

Stoke

I (Mrs) once worked as a model for a New York fashion agency.

I (Mrs) have a law degree

The Mr has appeared in a TV commercial.

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

First is a lie

Yesterday I gave a woman £10 as she couldn't get any money out the cash machine

I have a musical instrument I cannot play

I love I'm a Celeb, Get Me Out of Here

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

"I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair.

I am naturally blonde.

I used to save my dinner money to pay for cigarettes from age 14.

2nd is a lie

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

The first is a lie

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

1) I have a tortoise in my fridge

2) my step Dad is in the new Sophie Ellis-Bextor music video

3) I have a glass eyeball collection

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By *uri00620Woman
3 weeks ago

Croydon

"1) I have a tortoise in my fridge

2) my step Dad is in the new Sophie Ellis-Bextor music video

3) I have a glass eyeball collection "

I assume your tortoise is hibernating?

I want 2 to be true so going to say 3 is a lie

I've had tea with Liam Gallagher

I got the bends in Belize's Blue Hole

I changed my first name when I was 20 online after getting d*unk. It's now my official name.

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

"1) I have a tortoise in my fridge

2) my step Dad is in the new Sophie Ellis-Bextor music video

3) I have a glass eyeball collection

I assume your tortoise is hibernating?

I want 2 to be true so going to say 3 is a lie

I've had tea with Liam Gallagher

I got the bends in Belize's Blue Hole

I changed my first name when I was 20 online after getting d*unk. It's now my official name. "

Correct

I hope 3 is true. 1 is the lie

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By *uri00620Woman
3 weeks ago

Croydon

"1) I have a tortoise in my fridge

2) my step Dad is in the new Sophie Ellis-Bextor music video

3) I have a glass eyeball collection

I assume your tortoise is hibernating?

I want 2 to be true so going to say 3 is a lie

I've had tea with Liam Gallagher

I got the bends in Belize's Blue Hole

I changed my first name when I was 20 online after getting d*unk. It's now my official name.

Correct

I hope 3 is true. 1 is the lie"

Hurrah!

Actually 2 is a lie.

1 and 3 absolutely true

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By *ayRyuMan
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Ok here goes.

1) I've kissed Gabby Roslin

2) I've competed at world level in two sports

3) I can speak Japanese

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By *2000ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

I have played professional football.

I've been paid for sex.

I've never been on a motorbike or moped.

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By *eachsidebestiesCouple
3 weeks ago

Kings Lynn

Mrs here

1. I can drive a tractor

2. I decided who to date after challenging both men to a threesum and dating the one who could preform in that situation

3. I onced freaked a man out by taking my diaphragm out of my bag and inserting it in front of him.

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By *eachsidebestiesCouple
3 weeks ago

Kings Lynn

"I love pussy

I love dick

I love cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce "

I love all three

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By *eachsidebestiesCouple
3 weeks ago

Kings Lynn

"I had sex twice once.

I flirt quite a lot.

I’m not posting on the forums any more.

Twice today? Or in your life?

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By *igjonny090Man
3 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

1 I’ve been on time team

2 I have to buy shoes online as I can’t get them in shops

3 I was on track to go to the olympics before injuries stopped me

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

I comment on threads

I don't comment on thread

I type therefore I am

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By *imlad2k24Man
3 weeks ago

Southsea

"1 I’ve been on time team

2 I have to buy shoes online as I can’t get them in shops

3 I was on track to go to the olympics before injuries stopped me"

2 is your lie

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By *imlad2k24Man
3 weeks ago

Southsea

"I have played professional football.

I've been paid for sex.

I've never been on a motorbike or moped."

Hmm. Tough one. Going with 3 as your lie

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

Lived in Zambia, for a while as a child,

Used to have a housemaid, driver, cook and a houseboy,

Our next door neighbour became a Tory MP, serving from the 90's only losing his seat this year,

Mrs x

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Northeast

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

First is a lie

Yesterday I gave a woman £10 as she couldn't get any money out the cash machine

I have a musical instrument I cannot play

I love I'm a Celeb, Get Me Out of Here"

Wrong

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Northeast

"I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair.

I am naturally blonde.

I used to save my dinner money to pay for cigarettes from age 14.

2nd is a lie

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

The first is a lie

Wrong

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I haven't had sex for 2 years

I have a bf

I hate xmas

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By *ayronfeetMan
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

1 I had a "night" with a celebrity

2 I have a huuuuge feet fetish

3 I can speak 3 languages

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By *ob357Man
3 weeks ago

Oswestry

I love rimming

Have had a group orgy with friends

Love curvy women

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

1) I just demolished a share bag of peanut m&ms on my train ride home

2) I once told a famous Northern Irish actor to duck off.

3) I always, always arrive at least 10 minutes early to anything as I hate being the last to arrive.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

Northeast

"I haven't had sex for 2 years

I have a bf

I hate xmas"

Hmmm you hate Christmas

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By *iss KinkWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

I’ve been white water rafting in Oz

I’ve been snorkelling in the Maldives

I’ve walked the Great Wall of China

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By *iss_KateTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Redhill

1) I was once a pro trans dominatrix.

2) I own over 200 pairs of high heel shoes and boots.

3) I have a small penis.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

"I’ve been white water rafting in Oz

I’ve been snorkelling in the Maldives

I’ve walked the Great Wall of China "

I'm going to guess number one is a lie. I hope I'm right x

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I haven't had sex for 2 years

I have a bf

I hate xmas"
Is it 2? Mrs x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt "
It's number 3, Mrs x

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By *hat.coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Dartford

I spoke with Jonathan Ross on the phone more than once.

I love multiple cocks at once.

I love pussy, especially eating it.

Mrs x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt It's number 3, Mrs x"

Correct. Great guess. Never been Egypt yet sadly. On my bucket list x

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt It's number 3, Mrs x

Correct. Great guess. Never been Egypt yet sadly. On my bucket list x"
Not a guess just seem to remember very few people have ever been inside the Pyramids, Mrs x

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt It's number 3, Mrs x

Correct. Great guess. Never been Egypt yet sadly. On my bucket list xNot a guess just seem to remember very few people have ever been inside the Pyramids, Mrs x"
I'm wrong, turns out it was a great guess after all haha, Mrs x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt It's number 3, Mrs x

Correct. Great guess. Never been Egypt yet sadly. On my bucket list xNot a guess just seem to remember very few people have ever been inside the Pyramids, Mrs xI'm wrong, turns out it was a great guess after all haha, Mrs x"

Hahaha let's say it was a very good, educated guess x

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By *iss KinkWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

"I’ve been white water rafting in Oz

I’ve been snorkelling in the Maldives

I’ve walked the Great Wall of China

I'm going to guess number one is a lie. I hope I'm right x"

Nope your wrong lol

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By *igjonny090Man
3 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

"1 I’ve been on time team

2 I have to buy shoes online as I can’t get them in shops

3 I was on track to go to the olympics before injuries stopped me

2 is your lie"

No it’s 3 that’s the lie, I gave up to focus on my education, my feet are size 15 so shoes in shop are usually limited

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I’ve been white water rafting in Oz

I’ve been snorkelling in the Maldives

I’ve walked the Great Wall of China

I'm going to guess number one is a lie. I hope I'm right x

Nope your wrong lol"
I'm going to say 3 is the lie. The Great Wall of China is massive, think it would take days to walk it all, Mrs x

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

"Lived in Zambia, for a while as a child,

Used to have a housemaid, driver, cook and a houseboy,

Our next door neighbour became a Tory MP, serving from the 90's only losing his seat this year,

Mrs x"

I will say number 2 is the lie x

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I've completed the Ironman competition

I've been to Gary Nevilles house when he played for Man United

I've been inside the Pyramids in Egypt It's number 3, Mrs x

Hahaha let's say it was a very good, educated guess x"
Ill educated guess more like it.

Gutted mo ones tried to find out which one I lied about on mine, Mrs x

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By *orquemadaMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow

I had breakfast with Johnny Cash

I was pals with Ewan McGregor's gran

I have a phobia or airplane toilets and have to hold it in on flights.

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"Lived in Zambia, for a while as a child,

Used to have a housemaid, driver, cook and a houseboy,

Our next door neighbour became a Tory MP, serving from the 90's only losing his seat this year,

Mrs x

I will say number 2 is the lie x"
Nope that's true, Mrs x

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I've had sex in:

(1) A Camaro

(2) A VW Camper

(3) An Astra SRI

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"I used to cut Stephen Mulhern's hair.

I am naturally blonde.

I used to save my dinner money to pay for cigarettes from age 14.

2nd is a lie

I say my prayers every night

Robson Green used to be my next door neighbour

I have 15 Grandchildren

CORRECT 💯

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I have had a penis reduction

One of my go-to meals is beans on toast.

I love elephants.

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By *iss_KateTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Redhill

"I have had a penis reduction

One of my go-to meals is beans on toast.

I love elephants. "

It's got to be the third as I need a penis reduction, preferably removal and beans on toast is nice, especially with cheese on the toast with a nice topping of some ketchup.

Elephant insurance are a shambles from a recent experience, why I'm going with the 3rd as your lie

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

sadly nope, incorrect.

having too much penis is a drag...

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