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Bollock Bearers: Please Assemble

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi Oi good folks 👍🏻

Aye, you know the regretful scenario: You’re out in public and suddenly feel the need to scratch thy ballocks…

Unfortunately, social etiquette dictates that one should not be handling one’s power orbs within eyeshot of other members of society however ☹️

With the above all too common tale of woe in mind therefore, how do you handle this situation?

A) A sly hand slipped into one’s trouser pocket to relieve the itch surreptitiously?

B) Try to ignore it (whilst grimacing in abject discomfort)

Or….. C) Disregard nonchalantly all societal restraints by pulling down your strides and commencing a God level scrotal scratch with wanton abandonment?

D) Something else? (Please elucidate)

Happy sack scratching everyone 👍🏻

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

Oh I do misdirection.

I pretend there's a massive spasm in my lumbar region, grimace, exclaim, slap a hand on my back and appear to crumble a fair amount.

Everyone's eyes and concern are so taken up with it, they fail to notice, especially as I hide it via the bending and a nearby wall, that I'm scratching my balls like a nutter with the other hand.

Final bonus - all the "oooh...ahhhhh" sounds of scrotal scratch relief can be disguised as "Aaaaarrrggghhhh my back is in agony" moans.

Don't forget to sniff the scratch fingers too once finished.

Because Man.

.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I just scratch it. I've seen women openly scratch their arse and fanny, so why should I have to hide it?

No double standards on my watch!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I recommend D. Find your nearest ballbag afficionado and ask for a quick raspberry from below 💜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh I do misdirection.

I pretend there's a massive spasm in my lumbar region, grimace, exclaim, slap a hand on my back and appear to crumble a fair amount.

Everyone's eyes and concern are so taken up with it, they fail to notice, especially as I hide it via the bending and a nearby wall, that I'm scratching my balls like a nutter with the other hand.

Final bonus - all the "oooh...ahhhhh" sounds of scrotal scratch relief can be disguised as "Aaaaarrrggghhhh my back is in agony" moans.

Don't forget to sniff the scratch fingers too once finished.

Because Man.

."

😂😂😂 Oh yes! A final sniff is absolutely compulsory for that exquisite sweaty olfactory fix 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

D)- have a good sort out of the old bollocks behind Lidl or Aldi.

I'm sure they see worse on a daily basis those places! 🫣

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Dartford

I'd opt for a subtle lean over something at bollock height and inadvertently rub ones tackle against it to relieve the itch. I'm not a bollock owner however.

Mrs x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jeans….they’re a right bugger for inducing the need to scratch one’s sack, am I right?

Yes, that hard central seam on the crotch - I call it a Ball Saw - it chaffs away most studiously at the ol’sack as one walks.

It ain’t exactly fun ☹️

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Oh I do misdirection.

I pretend there's a massive spasm in my lumbar region, grimace, exclaim, slap a hand on my back and appear to crumble a fair amount.

Everyone's eyes and concern are so taken up with it, they fail to notice, especially as I hide it via the bending and a nearby wall, that I'm scratching my balls like a nutter with the other hand.

Final bonus - all the "oooh...ahhhhh" sounds of scrotal scratch relief can be disguised as "Aaaaarrrggghhhh my back is in agony" moans.

Don't forget to sniff the scratch fingers too once finished.

Because Man.

.

😂😂😂 Oh yes! A final sniff is absolutely compulsory for that exquisite sweaty olfactory fix 😂😂 "

It's win-win all day long .

Although I've made a firm mental note of Prey's bollyberry suggestion too 😉.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Also….you know when you’ve been wearing the same pants for two weeks so turn them inside out to derive a few more weeks of unwashed use and the seam starts to rub on ones scrotum….that’s similarly unpleasant, right?

…..Or is this just me? 😜

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A,B and D all have their place situationally.

C is perhaps best in private, it tends to be frowned upon in public.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I recommend D. Find your nearest ballbag afficionado and ask for a quick raspberry from below 💜"

I suddenly seem to have an itch. How far away are you right now?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

My question to the Bollock Bearers is - what do you think we wimminz have to do when we get a pussy itch, and/or a vag wedgie?! We can't go fanny fishing in full view of the ordinary person in the street! We have to just bear it, like proper Wimminz 💪🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Oi Oi good folks 👍🏻

Aye, you know the regretful scenario: You’re out in public and suddenly feel the need to scratch thy ballocks…

Unfortunately, social etiquette dictates that one should not be handling one’s power orbs within eyeshot of other members of society however ☹️

With the above all too common tale of woe in mind therefore, how do you handle this situation?

A) A sly hand slipped into one’s trouser pocket to relieve the itch surreptitiously?

B) Try to ignore it (whilst grimacing in abject discomfort)

Or….. C) Disregard nonchalantly all societal restraints by pulling down your strides and commencing a God level scrotal scratch with wanton abandonment?

D) Something else? (Please elucidate)

Happy sack scratching everyone 👍🏻

"

C - Well, kinda. Just scratch 'um. Who cares.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My question to the Bollock Bearers is - what do you think we wimminz have to do when we get a pussy itch, and/or a vag wedgie?! We can't go fanny fishing in full view of the ordinary person in the street! We have to just bear it, like proper Wimminz 💪🏻"

😂👍🏻 Stay strong; We must all resist the urge to scratch our nether regions no matter what 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West


"My question to the Bollock Bearers is - what do you think we wimminz have to do when we get a pussy itch, and/or a vag wedgie?! We can't go fanny fishing in full view of the ordinary person in the street! We have to just bear it, like proper Wimminz 💪🏻

😂👍🏻 Stay strong; We must all resist the urge to scratch our nether regions no matter what 😜👍🏻👍🏻

"

It's an even greater logistical challenge when one's private parts are nestled against a wheelchair cushion

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