FabSwingers.com forum: Crap Agony Aunt

By *issBehave69 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bulgaria

I think I’d be crap at this as a job, try me and find out.

Whatever your troubles are let me know and your guaranteed if you ask me to get shite advice

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Why does it burn when I pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

on line shop got cancelled, cupboards are bare

h may have to go into a supermarket or risk starving

proper worried about it

any help appreciated son

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By *issBehave69 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bulgaria

"Why does it burn when I pee?"

MissBehave thinks it sounds like you may have an STI or you are standing near a candle maybe ?

If it’s the STI is there anyone you really really dislike ?

If it’s the candle then just blow it out

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

Why can't I get a meet

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By *.T.Man
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dear Aunty Missbehave,

I'm struggling to get unsolicited boob pics and think there must be something wrong with my profile / body / cock.

What can I do to open the floodgates and be nipple deep in boobage and / or bum pics?

Bravo Tango (aged 52 and 1/2)

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By *issBehave69 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bulgaria

"on line shop got cancelled, cupboards are bare

h may have to go into a supermarket or risk starving

proper worried about it

any help appreciated son "

Hi son,

MissBehave strongly recommends you stop being a lazy bastard and walk to the shops

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

My arsehole is a great conversationalist. We discuss topics ranging from late-stage capitalism to quantum paradoxes, or even Auntie Mabel's beard.

However, recently I've noticed the timbre of its voice sounding slightly frenetic. Unhinged even.

So, my question OP, is - can dogs look up?

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By *issBehave69 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bulgaria

"Why can't I get a meet

Hi Bogman

MissBehave feels your problem may be due to one of your pics on the 28th of April where you appear to have no body, only a pair of legs and a bathtub as a body.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"on line shop got cancelled, cupboards are bare

h may have to go into a supermarket or risk starving

proper worried about it

any help appreciated son

Hi son,

MissBehave strongly recommends you stop being a lazy bastard and walk to the shops

walking a no good as it’s miles away

it’s more the thought of doing a pink job that worries h

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By *issBehave69 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bulgaria

"Dear Aunty Missbehave,

I'm struggling to get unsolicited boob pics and think there must be something wrong with my profile / body / cock.

What can I do to open the floodgates and be nipple deep in boobage and / or bum pics?

Bravo Tango (aged 52 and 1/2)"

Awww poor you Mr Bravo Tango,

MissBehave had that issue previously and empathises with your situation.

The way around this is to pay into my app which directs boobie and bottom pic givers towards your extremely sexy profile.

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