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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

I'll start

Most attractive thing about a WONKO

Mrs x

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

Great lingerie

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

I find self deprecating soh really funny and relatable

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By *ack FrostyMan
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When there was only one it was far better than multiple threads of many 🤣

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x"

You need a Wonkoectomy

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

You need a Wonkoectomy"

Does it hurt?

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

You need a Wonkoectomy

Does it hurt?"

You will have to have a local wonkothestic

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

You need a Wonkoectomy

Does it hurt?

You will have to have a local wonkothestic

"

I'll have to go private, I've heard they cost a lot of wonker

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

You need a Wonkoectomy

Does it hurt?

You will have to have a local wonkothestic

I'll have to go private, I've heard they cost a lot of wonker "

Need a specialist...a wonkotologist

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
4 weeks ago

London

His silly pessimist sense of humour in a place where everybody is playing up their qualities to sell themselves. He is so cute

I love Wonko

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Damn my wonkoitis! If let untreated it can develop into a wonkonoma

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"His silly pessimist sense of humour in a place where everybody is playing up their qualities to sell themselves. He is so cute

I love Wonko "

I agree 😁

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By *ather WickmasMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental

Cracking schlong

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"Cracking schlong"

I heard you was off breeding with wonko, a wonkowickobonko I do believe?

Mrs x

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By *ather WickmasMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental


"Cracking schlong

I heard you was off breeding with wonko, a wonkowickobonko I do believe?

Mrs x"

Shhhhh.

We’re slowly infiltration our way into all manner of life. Pretty soon, a wonko will run most things. Wonko is plotting to unseat Elon Musk.

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Wait, I thought wonko was Elon musk.... omg! It's already happened!

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By *ather WickmasMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental

🪬wonko loves you all🪬

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

In other non wonko related news, it turns out I am a serial thread killer.......takes a bow.

Mrs x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Just take two wonkocillin tablets twice a day for a week and it'll clear right up.

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"Just take two wonkocillin tablets twice a day for a week and it'll clear right up."

What, being a serial thread killer? Didn't know there was a cure

Mrs x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

He is one of a kind which is rather rare.

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By *ather WickmasMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental


"Just take two wonkocillin tablets twice a day for a week and it'll clear right up.

What, being a serial thread killer? Didn't know there was a cure

Mrs x"

Wonkotherapy to treat that issue.

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
4 weeks ago

Dartford


"He is one of a kind which is rather rare. "

Legend says he has a rare unicorn hoof instead of a left foot, and once a month for 3 hours he can smell colours but only pastels.

Mrs x

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By *rReyMan
4 weeks ago

Fleet


"I couldn't help myself! I think I've got wonkoitis

Mrs x

You need a Wonkoectomy

Does it hurt?

You will have to have a local wonkothestic

I'll have to go private, I've heard they cost a lot of wonker

Need a specialist...a wonkotologist"

How did i miss this wonkoing thread. Holy wonkos

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