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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
34 weeks ago

Kent

I'll start

All that glisters is not glitter

You go......

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Every cloud has a silver wand

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

We shall fist them on the beaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one time where he sawed a woman in half

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
34 weeks ago

Kent


"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one time where he sawed a woman in half"

Guess whos back? Wonkos back

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
34 weeks ago

Bedfuck

You scratch my back and I'll poke you in the eye.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A bird in the hand ,ain't as good as one or 2 in the Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

You can't make a silk purse from a bulls balls

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By *ildTimes.Man
34 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

It's the best thing since sliced pizza

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
34 weeks ago

Kent


"You scratch my back and I'll poke you in the eye."

This one make me chuckle 😃

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By *ildTimes.Man
34 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Don't knock it, till you've cream pied it!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Too many cocks spoil the brothel.

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
34 weeks ago

Kent

A bird in the hand is worth a hand in a bird

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Burley

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind fitter.

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By *emonochromeMan
34 weeks ago

Watford

No point creaming over spilt milf

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
34 weeks ago

leeds

Freeze the balls off a brass dildo

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By *abluesbabyMan
34 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Trespassers will be shot.

Survivors will be prosecuted.

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

A friend with is a friend indeed

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
34 weeks ago

Sussex

From the 80's:

One in Kate Bush is worth ten in the hand ...

I'll get my dirty Mac.

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By *rthur30Man
34 weeks ago

Warrington


"No point creaming over spilt milf "

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
34 weeks ago

Sussex


"A friend with is a friend indeed"

A friend with is a friend indeed.

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham


"A friend with is a friend indeed

A friend with is a friend indeed. "

Ahahaha stupid phone!

A friend with wEeD is a friend indeed

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By *rReyMan
34 weeks ago

Fleet

Iff I had a million quid for wvery penny

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

You can polish a turd, but you can't roll it in glitter.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
34 weeks ago

Midlothian

A boiled pot never watches.

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By *ellhungvweMan
34 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Between a cock and a hard place

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By *hat.couple OP   Couple
34 weeks ago

Kent


"Between a cock and a hard place "

Wowzers! How long................................................................are your legs? They might just be longer than mine!

Mrs x

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By *enk15Man
34 weeks ago

Evesham

Where there’s a will there’s a payday from Grandma

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
34 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A bird in the hand leaves a mess on your wrist

A friend in need is a pain in the arse

Many switches make lights work

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