FabSwingers.com forum: Right I'm off

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The till

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Get me a packet of loose leaf tea, please. I've run out.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Biscoff spread please & fed to me on a spoon while laying on the sofa ❤️

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Mikado please

2 boxes

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give."

Well if you haven't been naughty this year, I'm sure Santa will help you out

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

A small, hardened Thai lady to stand on my back and make me click

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Dy!

I'd love if you could pick me up some florist wire. And talcum powder. Maybe some ice? Ta babycakes.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way

Can I wait until you're at the till, just about to pay, and then send you a list please OP?

Apparently, it makes me endearing 💁‍♂️.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?"

Teabags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

But what do you want from the shop

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

I'm not sure Tesco stock it though though Steve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

That’s nice, but what do you want from the shops? 😉

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Marc de Champagne truffles.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

But what do you want from the shop "

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

I will ask the manager if they have romance on offer at the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops wrong thread

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A long stand,

A pack of sky hooks, and a tin of tartan paint.

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By *ildTimes.Man
over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

Chocolate please!!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ooops wrong thread

S-tier consumerism.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give.

Well if you haven't been naughty this year, I'm sure Santa will help you out "

Damn

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

LIKE A DIRTY SHIRT

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Camembert. Just had a message from Ocado to say it'll be missing from my delivery tonight and now I really want it.

Ta muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a big Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle 😁😘

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way

"Camembert. Just had a message from Ocado to say it'll be missing from my delivery tonight and now I really want it.

Ta muchly."

I thought Brexit was an indicator of Western civilisation in decline, and Trump 2016 and 2024 only added to that.

But once Ocado can't make good on Camembert, the writing's truly on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5000 out the till would be good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

I will ask the manager if they have romance on offer at the supermarket "

It's on a BOGOF for the poly people among us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

Milk & some hay please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magnum.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum. "

White magnum for me please 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk & some hay please "

For the reindeer and elves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤"

Ah weh di bludclaat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat"

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Depends- have I had a mágnum first?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Depends- have I had a mágnum first? "

Yes. One of the non-Tesco ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price! "

I don't have a Clubclard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

I don't have a Clubclard

Kmt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

I don't have a Clubclard

Kmt "

I'll kiss something else 😘

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By *ancyXXXWoman
over a year ago

Taibach

Rose wine please cause mine didn't come with my deliveroo order earlier ready for the weekend, Morrisons own brand Zinfandel, Cheap enough but I would like 2 please! Thanks in advance

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Got my own mikado, the service here is terrible

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Lube please, ta x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lube please, ta x"

Who's arse are you fucking?

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By *issBehave69Man
over a year ago

Skype, Bulgaria

23 packets of Minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"23 packets of Minstrels "

Ooh can you give me one?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"Hey Dy!

I'd love if you could pick me up some florist wire. And talcum powder. Maybe some ice? Ta babycakes."

Gotcha. I'm on it

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Can you grab me a stick of gum, a beano and a mattababy please?

Thanks

Mrs x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?"

Damnit! Needed toilet roll and a bottle of wine 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice shrubbery please.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"A nice shrubbery please."

Love a nice bush but not too messy mind x

Mrs x

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

A nice selection of cheeses, some large green olives and an artizan loaf of bread please. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornetto

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
over a year ago

North West

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣"

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!"

You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!

You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed?

Oh yeah that’s true. 🤔 well maybe I’ll let him nibble the end for doing the hard bit

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give."

I now have that song as an earworm

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By *issBehave69Man
over a year ago

Skype, Bulgaria

"23 packets of Minstrels

Ooh can you give me one?"

Of course….then we can share all my minstrels

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