FabSwingers.com forum: Right I'm off

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

The till

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Get me a packet of loose leaf tea, please. I've run out.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
4 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Biscoff spread please & fed to me on a spoon while laying on the sofa ❤️

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Mikado please

2 boxes

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give."

Well if you haven't been naughty this year, I'm sure Santa will help you out

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
4 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

A small, hardened Thai lady to stand on my back and make me click

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

Hey Dy!

I'd love if you could pick me up some florist wire. And talcum powder. Maybe some ice? Ta babycakes.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

Can I wait until you're at the till, just about to pay, and then send you a list please OP?

Apparently, it makes me endearing 💁‍♂️.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

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By *ensherman333Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

"To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?"

Teabags

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By *amie HantsWoman
4 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

But what do you want from the shop

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

I'm not sure Tesco stock it though though Steve?

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By *ffy.Woman
4 weeks ago

Fife

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

That’s nice, but what do you want from the shops? 😉

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Marc de Champagne truffles.

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

But what do you want from the shop "

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance. "

I will ask the manager if they have romance on offer at the supermarket

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

Ooops wrong thread

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

A long stand,

A pack of sky hooks, and a tin of tartan paint.

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Chocolate please!!

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Ooops wrong thread

S-tier consumerism.

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give.

Well if you haven't been naughty this year, I'm sure Santa will help you out "

Damn

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By *he AmbassadorMan
4 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

LIKE A DIRTY SHIRT

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral

Camembert. Just had a message from Ocado to say it'll be missing from my delivery tonight and now I really want it.

Ta muchly.

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

Can I please have a big Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle 😁😘

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Camembert. Just had a message from Ocado to say it'll be missing from my delivery tonight and now I really want it.

Ta muchly."

I thought Brexit was an indicator of Western civilisation in decline, and Trump 2016 and 2024 only added to that.

But once Ocado can't make good on Camembert, the writing's truly on the wall.

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By *issBellaWoman
4 weeks ago

Wales

£5000 out the till would be good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"I’m a romantic person. And I have partners. So I don’t miss it.

I can’t imagine my life without romance.

I will ask the manager if they have romance on offer at the supermarket "

It's on a BOGOF for the poly people among us

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Alcohol

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By *andy CanesWoman
4 weeks ago

candy cane lane

Milk & some hay please

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

A magnum.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum. "

White magnum for me please 🤤

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
4 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Milk & some hay please "

For the reindeer and elves?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤"

Ah weh di bludclaat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat"

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Depends- have I had a mágnum first?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Depends- have I had a mágnum first? "

Yes. One of the non-Tesco ones

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price! "

I don't have a Clubclard

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

I don't have a Clubclard

Kmt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"A magnum.

White magnum for me please 🤤

Ah weh di bludclaat

Rude

I'd also accept a vegan one with almonds

I am not eating ice cream and you know it

Want something else to do with your tongue then?

Also, I don't think Tesco sells those Magnums

My local little Tesco does. £3:90 clubclard price!

I don't have a Clubclard

Kmt "

I'll kiss something else 😘

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By *ancyXXXWoman
4 weeks ago

Taibach

Rose wine please cause mine didn't come with my deliveroo order earlier ready for the weekend, Morrisons own brand Zinfandel, Cheap enough but I would like 2 please! Thanks in advance

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Got my own mikado, the service here is terrible

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By *hrista BellendWoman
4 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Lube please, ta x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"Lube please, ta x"

Who's arse are you fucking?

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By *issBehave69Man
4 weeks ago

Bulgaria

23 packets of Minstrels

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

"23 packets of Minstrels "

Ooh can you give me one?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Hey Dy!

I'd love if you could pick me up some florist wire. And talcum powder. Maybe some ice? Ta babycakes."

Gotcha. I'm on it

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Can you grab me a stick of gum, a beano and a mattababy please?

Thanks

Mrs x

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

"To get some shopping done. Yippppeeeee.

What do you all want?"

Damnit! Needed toilet roll and a bottle of wine 🤣

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By *llaBelle1Woman
4 weeks ago

Sitting on a cornflake

A nice shrubbery please.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Dartford

"A nice shrubbery please."

Love a nice bush but not too messy mind x

Mrs x

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

A nice selection of cheeses, some large green olives and an artizan loaf of bread please. Thanks.

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By *ardtail74Man
4 weeks ago

Hastings

Cornetto

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣"

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!"

You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I could kill a toffee crisp. Would you be so kind OP?

What did the Toffee Crisp ever do to you, to deserve such aggression?!

I was thinking the same. And now she wants me to be an accomplice in this crime 🤣

well if I eat it technically I’ll be killing it.

I’m not sure I need any accomplice’s for that!

You instructed the OP to seek out, capture and detain a Toffee Crisp, so that you could kill it! What more accomplice-ing is needed?

Oh yeah that’s true. 🤔 well maybe I’ll let him nibble the end for doing the hard bit

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Some fucks. I'm fresh out of them to give."

I now have that song as an earworm

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By *issBehave69Man
4 weeks ago

Bulgaria

"23 packets of Minstrels

Ooh can you give me one?"

Of course….then we can share all my minstrels

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