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Shameless rip off of BBG's thread - what did she, he, or they break wot was yours and unbroken before they broked it?
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"😂" I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples??  xxx | |||
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"😂 I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx"Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus | |||
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"😂 I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx
Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus"Several instalments I'd say .
Ouch!
I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).
Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much! | |||
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"😂 I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx
Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus
Several instalments I'd say .
Ouch!
I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).
Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!"TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂 | |||
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"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal. It was divine." So they pegged you without lube then, right? | |||
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"Battleship " Jail's too good for them! | |||
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"😂 I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx
Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus
Several instalments I'd say .
Ouch!
I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).
Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!
TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂"Your secret is safe with me BBG. And all of Lounge  . | |||
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"😂 I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it". Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx
Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus
Several instalments I'd say .
Ouch!
I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).
Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!
TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂
Your secret is safe with me BBG.
And all of Lounge ."Fantastic, I knew I could trust you all 😘 | |||
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"My soul 🤣🤣🤣" That's the best bit to be broken . | |||
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"Ego" Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation? | |||
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"She broke my …" Spirit.  | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair "Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face. Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx | |||
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"She broke my … Spirit. "Awww. Woos  . | |||
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"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal. It was divine. So they pegged you without lube then, right?" Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust. | |||
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"I think I have an unbreakable soul/spirit. I think they’re both shielded by glowing and spectacular arrogance. My lamp however, is not. He broke my lamp. Knocked it straight off the bedside table. I’ll never be able to replace it 🥲" He planned it all too  . | |||
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"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal. It was divine. So they pegged you without lube then, right? Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust." Can't go wrong with four candles Hans  . | |||
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"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal. It was divine. So they pegged you without lube then, right? Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust." Paxo 😂😂😂 | |||
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"I think I have an unbreakable soul/spirit. I think they’re both shielded by glowing and spectacular arrogance. My lamp however, is not. He broke my lamp. Knocked it straight off the bedside table. I’ll never be able to replace it 🥲 He planned it all too ."I had my suspicions it was premeditated. It was a professional hit. I blinked and it was in pieces. Shattered across my bedroom floor. His motive remains unclear at this time | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx"Yeah, and got right in my eye | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx
Yeah, and got right in my eye "Sounds like compo if you ask me Mrs KC  | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx
Yeah, and got right in my eye "Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair? | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx
Yeah, and got right in my eye
Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair? "Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable. | |||
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"Ego Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation?" It let out the Wilhelm scream | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa..." Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....  | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx
Yeah, and got right in my eye
Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair?
Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable. "You mean like a husband? 😘 | |||
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"Uber rating! Every time he used my Uber I dropped a point - think it’s cos he would insist on sitting in the passenger seat like the fucking weirdo he was " Plus he fingered the driver | |||
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"Ego Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation? It let out the Wilhelm scream" Saves a lot of time and emotional energy. I approve 👏👏. | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa... Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em..... "Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa... Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....
Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels "
I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖 | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa... Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....
Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels
I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖 "The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣 | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa... Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....
Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels
I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖
The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣"
The one you might remove the toe hair for and possibly wash yourself the day before x | |||
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"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair
Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.
Could be worse 💁♂️ xxx
Yeah, and got right in my eye
Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair?
Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable.
You mean like a husband?
😘"He'll do  | |||
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"Kinder chocolate Santa... Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....
Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels
I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖
The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣
The one you might remove the toe hair for and possibly wash yourself the day before x"Ahhh yes , undecided about the toe hair I think it adds character | |||
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"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal. It was divine. So they pegged you without lube then, right? Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust. Paxo 😂😂😂" What's the problem it's got sage in it!? | |||
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"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?" Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto? | |||
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"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing? Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?" Google couldn't find an exact match. I tend to try these things for verification purposes . | |||
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"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing? Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto? Google couldn't find an exact match. I tend to try these things for verification purposes ."Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within. I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it. | |||
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"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing? Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto? Google couldn't find an exact match. I tend to try these things for verification purposes .
Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within.
I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it."Some AI will, other AI won't. | |||
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"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing? Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto? Google couldn't find an exact match. I tend to try these things for verification purposes .
Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within.
I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it.
Some AI will, other AI won't. "I'll take that, smells like victory. | |||
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