FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

She broke my

Jump to newest
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

Bumpussy.

Shameless rip off of BBG's thread - what did she, he, or they break wot was yours and unbroken before they broked it?

Wrong answers only, obvs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enk15Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

Ego

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *KBiMale2023Man
4 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

My soul 🤣🤣🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"😂"

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"😂

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx"

Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"😂

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx

Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus"

Several instalments I'd say .

Ouch!

I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).

Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *antam AvershiresMan
4 weeks ago

Falme

Battleship

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"😂

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx

Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus

Several instalments I'd say .

Ouch!

I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).

Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!"

TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine."

So they pegged you without lube then, right?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Battleship "

Jail's too good for them!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"😂

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx

Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus

Several instalments I'd say .

Ouch!

I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).

Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!

TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂"

Your secret is safe with me BBG.

And all of Lounge .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"😂

I can't help thinking this is what you wanted your thread to be like, but only one person "got it".

Or did he actually break your nipples?? xxx

Newly pierced, what can I say. I will be after compensation in the form of cunnilingus

Several instalments I'd say .

Ouch!

I'm good with pain, but I had mine pierced for a while, and the initial piercing was one of the most painful things I've experienced (only lasted half a second, but fuck it hurt!).

Getting them ripped around after....no fank ooo very much!

TBF I am ever so slightly over exaggerating so I can have a successful compo claim. Don't tell him that though 😂

Your secret is safe with me BBG.

And all of Lounge ."

Fantastic, I knew I could trust you all 😘

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My soul 🤣🤣🤣"

That's the best bit to be broken .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ego"

Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"She broke my …"

Spirit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair "

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"She broke my …

Spirit. "

Awww.

Woos .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amie HantsWoman
4 weeks ago

Atlantis

I think I have an unbreakable soul/spirit. I think they’re both shielded by glowing and spectacular arrogance.

My lamp however, is not. He broke my lamp. Knocked it straight off the bedside table. I’ll never be able to replace it 🥲

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine.

So they pegged you without lube then, right?"

Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I think I have an unbreakable soul/spirit. I think they’re both shielded by glowing and spectacular arrogance.

My lamp however, is not. He broke my lamp. Knocked it straight off the bedside table. I’ll never be able to replace it 🥲"

He planned it all too .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine.

So they pegged you without lube then, right?

Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust."

Can't go wrong with four candles Hans .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine.

So they pegged you without lube then, right?

Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust."

Paxo 😂😂😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amie HantsWoman
4 weeks ago

Atlantis


"I think I have an unbreakable soul/spirit. I think they’re both shielded by glowing and spectacular arrogance.

My lamp however, is not. He broke my lamp. Knocked it straight off the bedside table. I’ll never be able to replace it 🥲

He planned it all too ."

I had my suspicions it was premeditated. It was a professional hit. I blinked and it was in pieces. Shattered across my bedroom floor.

His motive remains unclear at this time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx"

Yeah, and got right in my eye

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Yeah, and got right in my eye "

Sounds like compo if you ask me Mrs KC

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Yeah, and got right in my eye "

Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Yeah, and got right in my eye

Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair? "

Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *educing_EmCouple
4 weeks ago

Tipperary

Kinder chocolate Santa...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rixie_BlondeWoman
4 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Uber rating!

Every time he used my Uber I dropped a point - think it’s cos he would insist on sitting in the passenger seat like the fucking weirdo he was

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enk15Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham


"Ego

Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation?"

It let out the Wilhelm scream

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Kinder chocolate Santa..."

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Yeah, and got right in my eye

Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair?

Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable. "

You mean like a husband?

😘

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Uber rating!

Every time he used my Uber I dropped a point - think it’s cos he would insist on sitting in the passenger seat like the fucking weirdo he was "

Plus he fingered the driver

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ego

Did it thunder as it shattered, like the primal howl of creation?

It let out the Wilhelm scream"

Saves a lot of time and emotional energy.

I approve 👏👏.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *educing_EmCouple
4 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Kinder chocolate Santa...

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

"

Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Kinder chocolate Santa...

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels "

I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *educing_EmCouple
4 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Kinder chocolate Santa...

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels

I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖 "

The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Kinder chocolate Santa...

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels

I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖

The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣"

The one you might remove the toe hair for and possibly wash yourself the day before x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West


"Wheelchair. He broke my wheelchair

Yeah, but at least you fell on a mattress with a cock over your face.

Could be worse 💁‍♂️ xxx

Yeah, and got right in my eye

Is it sticky enough to repair your wheelchair?

Negative. Needs something stiff, yet pliable.

You mean like a husband?

😘"

He'll do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *educing_EmCouple
4 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Kinder chocolate Santa...

Well if you will hide it in all those towels Em.....

Nicholas my darling, don't come between me and my towels

I wouldn't dream of it Em. You'll need them for when you shag Knobber anyway 🥰🤗💋❤️💖

The list is so long, whose knobber again? 😏🤣🤣

The one you might remove the toe hair for and possibly wash yourself the day before x"

Ahhh yes , undecided about the toe hair I think it adds character

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"My my sense of self they reduced me to a quivering wreck, whose sole purpose was to serve their every desire. Whose only enduring sensation was a primordial arousal.

It was divine.

So they pegged you without lube then, right?

Noooo.... There was lube. She's more primal than demonic. I'm working on that, but the ritual summoning isn't going so well. I think I need more candles or to chant more times. Draw a pentagram on the floor with Paxo dust.

Paxo 😂😂😂"

What's the problem it's got sage in it!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?"

Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?

Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?"

Google couldn't find an exact match.

I tend to try these things for verification purposes .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?

Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?

Google couldn't find an exact match.

I tend to try these things for verification purposes ."

Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within.

I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?

Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?

Google couldn't find an exact match.

I tend to try these things for verification purposes .

Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within.

I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it."

Some AI will, other AI won't.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"So putting it all together, she broke her husband's toe hair Christmas stuffing?

Probability that sentence is completely unique in the history of the known universe, hitherto?

Google couldn't find an exact match.

I tend to try these things for verification purposes .

Objective content of thought in effect, the mysteries of the universe contained within.

I wonder, in the future, if AI will fry its circuits trying to make sense of it.

Some AI will, other AI won't. "

I'll take that, smells like victory.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top