FabSwingers.com forum: Ok so have you ever farted

By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Yes and filled my work boot

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By *weetiepie99Woman
9 weeks ago

cardiff

My ex husband used to call this 'following through', he did it a lot, but then he always was full of shit

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By *ude LawMan
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Yes and filled my work boot"

^Dr Fartens

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"My ex husband used to call this 'following through', he did it a lot, but then he always was full of shit"

Fucking hell.

Ex for a reason

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By *he AmbassadorMan
9 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself?"
jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,

She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl.

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By *nya NeesWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum

"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,

She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl. "

Pigging lies

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,

She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl.

Pigging lies"

A baby pig is a piglet

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By *he AmbassadorMan
9 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself? jesus OP please tell us this happened after she whipped out the phone and left,,

She’s cleaning herself up now the dirty girl. "
Ahhhh FFs OP

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By *riar BelisseWoman
9 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

That brings a smile to my face, Micky Flanagan puts it perfectly. "And with the gentlest push. The world fell out of my arse"

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"That brings a smile to my face, Micky Flanagan puts it perfectly. "And with the gentlest push. The world fell out of my arse"

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread."

I feel like you need to not analyse me

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.

I feel like you need to not analyse me

You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.

😏

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.

I feel like you need to not analyse me

You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.

😏"

I like you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself?"

Negative. Despite all my health problems, that's one thing I've managed never to do.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

NEVER

EVER

trust a fart

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself?

Negative. Despite all my health problems, that's one thing I've managed never to do. "

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"NEVER

EVER

trust a fart "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

Southampton

"NEVER

EVER

trust a fart "

Especially if you happen to be taking Clindamycin capsules 🤣🤣

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread.

I feel like you need to not analyse me

You should go with your gut... Well maybe not literally that could backfire.

😏

I like you"

I like you too, dude.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
9 weeks ago

St Leonards

A friend (it wasn't me, honest) once explosively shat himself at the point of climax.

That's a confusing set of feelings

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By *arcteggMan
9 weeks ago

grays

"Yes and filled my work boot

^Dr Fartens"

This needs highlighting agsin

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By *arcteggMan
9 weeks ago

grays

I run a lot , and Ive had awful runs when I need to go .

I just carry toilet paper and find trees now .

Tbh I remember telling a running mate I’d go in bushes but also remove my top ( luminous tops would give me away )

So I’d now be stark naked in a bush taking a dump

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Asking for a friend?

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By *oubleSwingCouple
9 weeks ago

N. Wales

In my defense, I was 39w pregnant. Never trusted one sice

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By *educing_EmCouple
9 weeks ago

Tipperary

I was sick, tummy sick, I sneezed and farted at the same time.... absolutely out of my control,what cam I say🤷‍♀️

I may have been emotional too and cried about it🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

Is this an admission of guilt, Lemon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Mr Pickles, when you get to my age you will remember these wise words:

"1. never miss an opportunity to have a pee;

2. never waste an erection; and

3. never, ever trust a fart.”

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is this an admission of guilt, Lemon?!

Yes. I have a loose anus so this is a problem I encounter several times an hour. 😣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

Is this an admission of guilt, Lemon?!

Yes. I have a loose anus so this is a problem I encounter several times an hour. 😣

I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc.

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By *ornucopiaMan
9 weeks ago

Bexley

I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc."

Don't get conned into buying anything branded 'for men'. It will be double the price of women's/unisex.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

I think there's special underwear you can buy that minimises the smell when you're out on the bus etc.

Don't get conned into buying anything branded 'for men'. It will be double the price of women's/unisex. "

You're alright. I only wear Tena Lady, the ones with flowers on. Extra absorbent.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
9 weeks ago

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"Asking for a friend?

Listen, I don’t expect you to believe me but yes!

I have never had this happen and I’m confused at how it can

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By *ecky and justCouple
9 weeks ago

Godalming

"And got more than you thought you were getting?

As in, you shat yourself?"

I think the technical term is a ‘Shart’.. 😁

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By *eneralKenobiMan
9 weeks ago

North Angus

Not yet!

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By *igNick1381Man
9 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

"I feel like this thread may have some relation to your 'got her phone out' thread."

Lol

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