FabSwingers.com forum: The penis song….

By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
6 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy, or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come about!

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

😆👏

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By *ernow1982Man
6 weeks ago

Plymouth

I need to watch that again. It's been a while. 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Very good. You really “rose to the occasion” there

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

A lovely a little number you tossed of there, MYB 🍆👏

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
6 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

🍆

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By *ripfillMan
6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

It makes stiff opposition to stand up and be forced to pull back on the flexible part of what should be a solid defence against deflation

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield

When did that song cum out ?

Is it on a 12 inch single

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By *he AmbassadorMan
6 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Run away,, run away

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By *mf123Man
6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Did you learn that from your friend, Bigus Dickus?

😜

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

So, basically, if you had a world map printed on a 6 ft high rotatable willy globe thing (ballbags included) you would be a very happy person indeed?

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