FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Morning Register.... weekend is over, time to pay attention and knuckle down

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning class.... who's here?

Turn to a blank page in your work books and write all about what you got up to this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning sir here is your apple , as for my weekend was made up of washing cleaning and lots of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, I'm here where's everyone else is a school inset day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir I'm here my weekend has been a bit of a hit and miss weekend. Friday night ended up at a club near Bedford.

Sat night got very d*unk ended up having a cuddle in bed clothed I add with one of my flat mates. She kicked me out early hours of Sunday morning was nice to have the cuddle.

Yesterday just went tits up not going into it any further than that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whips here

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whips here

Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Good morning sir here is your apple , as for my weekend was made up of washing cleaning and lots of wine

No messing about this morning.... first here and you've brought me an apple. 5 gold stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning sir here is your apple , as for my weekend was made up of washing cleaning and lots of wine

No messing about this morning.... first here and you've brought me an apple. 5 gold stars

Thank you sir I promise to behave today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir...!!

Had a fun weekend in Fabland, despite manflu, and will celebrate yesterday's birthday properly in two weeks time....

I'm not writing it up, coz I'm hoping for a stern "talking to" from Miss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning class.... who's here?

Turn to a blank page in your work books and write all about what you got up to this weekend. "

Morning miss!

..my weekends are the same as my weekdays. I have been working at my other place. All work and no play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whips here

Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here. "

Noooooo snoozing I have things to do with a bottle of baby oil and some ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whips here

Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here.

Noooooo snoozing I have things to do with a bottle of baby oil and some ropes "

Can we join in to please miss

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whips here

Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here.

Noooooo snoozing I have things to do with a bottle of baby oil and some ropes "

How nice of you to have a fun activity planned for the class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning miss erm! can a go ti kitcat club mzz please pretty please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm writing about a guy who asked for advice then totally failed to act on it. So be it.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm writing about a guy who asked for advice then totally failed to act on it. So be it. "
if you're going to come in here with that attitude you can get out of my class room

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Morning sir just nipped in to say I dont fancy any lessons today so im going home to rest after my hectic weekend

Can i be excused please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Sir

Please excuse me from class today, I've been up all night working hard. Granted I took a naughty break at midnight

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning sir just nipped in to say I dont fancy any lessons today so im going home to rest after my hectic weekend

Can i be excused please

xx"

Not without a note from you mum no. Sit your ass down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning sir,

please sir if I have to write about what I got upto at the weekend, Im going to need a bigger book...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning sir,

please sir if I have to write about what I got upto at the weekend, Im going to need a bigger book...

Oh some people do.like to brag dont they sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning sir!

Im rather delicate this morning after a fun filled weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir

Morning fellow class mates

Shall have to sit quietly got really bad throat and lost my voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir

Morning miss

This weekend we went to the kent social, we all got thrown out the hotel room by the nasty security man and the duty manager, so caused havoc in the bar instead.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Morning all. Shattered and shagged out from the weekend. Ready for school xx

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning sir

Morning miss

This weekend we went to the kent social, we all got thrown out the hotel room by the nasty security man and the duty manager, so caused havoc in the bar instead.

Unruly in and out of the class room I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! (Not sure if it's good yet)

My weekend was filled with a mixed bag, spent Saturday night at a couple of bars n the casino. Won a few quid.

Sunday was a blokes day out, shooting, paintball, golf.

This week fills me with dread and paranoia as I'm back to full fitness after the hernia op and so it means back to full duties with work

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Morning sir....morning miss...I have been a good boy working all weekend .....(creep creep) is it playtime yet......honest it wasn't me peeping in the girls changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sir just nipped in to say I dont fancy any lessons today so im going home to rest after my hectic weekend

Can i be excused please

Not without a note from you mum no. Sit your ass down"

Hilarious!

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

Morning can't stay for the flu so am going back to bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, feeling pretty achy after a hardcore Sunday (of exercise). Now to put on the work uniform (suit&tie) and look busy for the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please sir I've been ill all weekend still I'll so no lessons for me

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Morning Sir,

Working all weekend - it's a hell of a paper round I've got!

Want to go back to bed, now, who wants to keep me company?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come on late comers!!! (Don't say it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here

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ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here

ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho"

Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here

ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho

Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach?"

All subjects.... I tend to teach subjects close to my heart and lessons I have learnt through my own life's journey.

Today's lesson is how to avoid getting bummed by bin men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present Sir!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Present Sir!

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better late than never I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here

ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho

Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach?

All subjects.... I tend to teach subjects close to my heart and lessons I have learnt through my own life's journey.

Today's lesson is how to avoid getting bummed by bin men. "

I dnt intend to ever go near a smelly bin man so wont have that problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir

I'm the OFSTED inspector. I'd like to see your lesson plans for the week and your homework record book. Otherwise I'll have to bring my ruler out and I love to punish naughty boys!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning sir

I'm the OFSTED inspector. I'd like to see your lesson plans for the week and your homework record book. Otherwise I'll have to bring my ruler out and I love to punish naughty boys!

Oh bugger.....

Just take a seat, I will be with you in a minute...

Where's my deputy? ??

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

worked all weekend here too so i'll be bunking off Wednesday Thursday if thats ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present Sir!

better late than never I guess"

Sorry Sir - had the school run and 'accidentally' forgot my knickers for class - never did find them . . .

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Easy you two... inspector is behind you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy you two... inspector is behind you.."

I see you've had a rough weekend! I am open to bribes

but it'll take more than £25 And a pint in the pub!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy you two... inspector is behind you.."

Don't worry Sir, i can be discreet - i'm sure they wouldn't notice your desk moving about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its definitely the morning sir. I've been working all weekend and I'm absolutely shattered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and should be out side suns out , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaguely here

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Vaguely here

Please sir can we have lessons outside today sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir, here's my sick note .......... can't walk .......... when Luke gets in ask him why lol

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Here and should be out side suns out , lol

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oooops quoted wrong wisper round the class..... Anyone going to play in the spinney at break time mmmmm love biology best ...birds and bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Sir, here's my sick note .......... can't walk .......... when Luke gets in ask him why lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Here and should be out side suns out , lol

oooops quoted wrong wisper round the class..... Anyone going to play in the spinney at break time mmmmm love biology best ...birds and bees"

Thought metal work and P.E would be more your thing ....metal trussing and ropes !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir,

Had a bad night, so apologies for being late.

Weekend was lazy but had fun texting & swapping pics with a sexy friend

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

School again????

But I went yesterday

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