FabSwingers.com forum: What is the shittest movie you have ever seen?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

Battlefield Earth. Just an utterly fucking shit movie and it is annoying because I like John Travolta and Forest Whitaker too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

Waterworld.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
4 weeks ago

London

Black Cab.

90 minutes I’m not getting back

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Waterworld."

Agreed and you know what is shocking. Kevin Costner said he's proud of the movie too. Like why the fuck would you be.

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
4 weeks ago

Cardiff

The Banshees of Inisherin was diabolical

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Black Cab.

90 minutes I’m not getting back "

I've never seen it and judging from the reviews. I will never see it.

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By *ustAnotherMan
4 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

Not...

Quite

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

Not...

Quite"

Is that the movie with DiCaprio?

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By *runette n JayCouple
4 weeks ago

bilston

Mars attacks

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By *dc1Man
4 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Eyes wide shut. Stupid film that had no real story

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By *ernow1982Man
4 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Mars Attacks"

It's definitely on the list. People I knew were constantly raving about it, laughing their arses off. I never even made it halfway.

Perhaps all the funny bits were in the second half, but I'm not willing to watch it again. 😆

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Mars Attacks

It's definitely on the list. People I knew were constantly raving about it, laughing their arses off. I never even made it halfway.

Perhaps all the funny bits were in the second half, but I'm not willing to watch it again. 😆"

It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Recently, and this might be controversial.. Joker, thought it was absolute trash and bored me senseless

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By *ernow1982Man
4 weeks ago

Plymouth

"It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously."

I completely understand the concept behind it. But isn't satire supposed to be at least humourous, not sleep-inducing?

I also understand the fact that humour is subjective. It just didn't entertain me whatsoever.

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By *onnie 90Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Earth Alien.

It stars Arnold Vosloo who plays Imhotep in The Mummy. Believe me, it's horrendously bad. Beyond terrible.

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By *2teleMan
4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Recently, and this might be controversial.. Joker, thought it was absolute trash and bored me senseless "

Nah, I thought it was absolute pish as well. Robert De Niro was terrible in it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously.

I completely understand the concept behind it. But isn't satire supposed to be at least humourous, not sleep-inducing?

I also understand the fact that humour is subjective. It just didn't entertain me whatsoever."

I haven't watched it for years can't say that it made a lasting impression on me good or bad.

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By *ceKweenWoman
4 weeks ago

Bolton

Recently… Dune 🙄 yawnnnnnn

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By *ellhungvweMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
4 weeks ago

Revolver was awful

As was The Good Night

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By *aitonelMan
4 weeks ago

Travelling

Movie 43

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

That’s a brilliant movie wtf you on about mate haha

Not...

Quite"

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By *mmaleiaWoman
4 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Absolutely Anything

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By *issitCouple
4 weeks ago

Banbury

Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

Magnolia

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By *onicZMan
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I thought "I am legend" was pants

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"I thought "I am legend" was pants"

Oooohhhhhh controversial

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

Not seen it lol

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "

I love Rocky Horror !

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple
4 weeks ago

Corby

Bad santa

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By *2teleMan
4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "

It's not that weird at all compared to the likes of Eraserhead, Mad God or Rubber

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Blair Witch Project. A whole lot of nothing happening

All fart and no poo.

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests"

I'm glad it's not just me that hated Gravity.

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By *oandstephCouple
4 weeks ago

Bradford

The cove i think it were called

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By *2000ManMan
4 weeks ago

Worthing

Snakes on a plane was not too bad...Snakes on a train was rubbish.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

Risca

There's a 2024 film with Demi Moore in, called The Substance..... it's absolute dog shite. However, you do get to see Demi's tits and muff, every cloud has a silver lining.

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By *rossplaneMan
4 weeks ago

swadlincote

Jaws 3. Never again

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By *amhorniestMan
4 weeks ago

Surrey

Eraserhead

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By *reddie DerbysMan
4 weeks ago

matlock

The Road

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By *eavilMan
4 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Escape to victory. Absolute pants.

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By *ddie1966Man
4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

O C & Stiggs.

Utterly shyte....

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By *ools1964Man
4 weeks ago

Swadlincote

I paid £20 to watch Alien Romulus on prime over the weekend, my advice to anyone considering the same is.. don't bother.

The original Alien & the sequel Aliens were superb, Alien 3 was just ok, EVERYTHING else since then featuring the xenonomorph or however you spell it has been crap.

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By *orksRockerMan
4 weeks ago

Bradford

Donnie Darko comes to mind... Well shot but pretentious and swimming in its own importance

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By *ingerandherbearCouple
4 weeks ago

Pembrey

K-shop …. Literally a man chopping up d*unk people and selling them as kebab meat

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By *ltrMan
4 weeks ago

sheffield

Watched if ( imaginary friends) with grand kids iam sorry but what a pile of poo

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By *orse2017Man
4 weeks ago

Almeria

Sexy beast with ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian Mcshane. With that cast it should have been good but, in my opinion, the most boring and forgetful film ever.

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By *rT25Man
4 weeks ago

Rotherham

That Bob Marley film.

Thought it was bad and ended up fast asleep trying to watch it

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

"Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests

I'm glad it's not just me that hated Gravity."

Nope ! Absolutely not lol

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By *arvey67Man
4 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Jaws 3. Never again"
Which Jaws 3? They made 3 D and then completely ignored it and said the Michael Caine film was the official Jaws 2 sequel

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By *alm_one4Man
4 weeks ago

RM16

Cosmic Sin, tried twice not got further than 20 mins (and that was when I was being distracted on here!). Set in 2524 fighting aliens, we still drive 4x4 Pick Ups and fire machine guns 🤔🤔🤔

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral

Rocky.

Terrible, terrible acting, and then he loses like a big loser who can't act.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

The Shack. Awful!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
4 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Mum.n Dad's home made porn was pretty shit

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By *eavenNhellCouple
4 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "
which one original with Tim currie or the shite remake

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
4 weeks ago

Darlington

Zone of Interest…

It didn’t hold mine….

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

A weird copy of Predator I can't even remember the title. The Predator moved slower than the reptilian fighting Kirk in Star Trek.

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