FabSwingers.com forum: What is the shittest movie you have ever seen?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North West

Battlefield Earth. Just an utterly fucking shit movie and it is annoying because I like John Travolta and Forest Whitaker too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

Waterworld.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
10 weeks ago

London

Black Cab.

90 minutes I’m not getting back

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North West

"Waterworld."

Agreed and you know what is shocking. Kevin Costner said he's proud of the movie too. Like why the fuck would you be.

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
10 weeks ago

Cardiff

The Banshees of Inisherin was diabolical

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North West

"Black Cab.

90 minutes I’m not getting back "

I've never seen it and judging from the reviews. I will never see it.

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By *ustAnotherMan
10 weeks ago

Mids

Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

Not...

Quite

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North West

"Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

Not...

Quite"

Is that the movie with DiCaprio?

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By *runette n JayCouple
10 weeks ago

bilston

Mars attacks

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By *dc1Man
10 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Eyes wide shut. Stupid film that had no real story

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Mars Attacks"

It's definitely on the list. People I knew were constantly raving about it, laughing their arses off. I never even made it halfway.

Perhaps all the funny bits were in the second half, but I'm not willing to watch it again. 😆

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Mars Attacks

It's definitely on the list. People I knew were constantly raving about it, laughing their arses off. I never even made it halfway.

Perhaps all the funny bits were in the second half, but I'm not willing to watch it again. 😆"

It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Recently, and this might be controversial.. Joker, thought it was absolute trash and bored me senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously."

I completely understand the concept behind it. But isn't satire supposed to be at least humourous, not sleep-inducing?

I also understand the fact that humour is subjective. It just didn't entertain me whatsoever.

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By *onnie 90Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Earth Alien.

It stars Arnold Vosloo who plays Imhotep in The Mummy. Believe me, it's horrendously bad. Beyond terrible.

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By *2teleMan
10 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Recently, and this might be controversial.. Joker, thought it was absolute trash and bored me senseless "

Nah, I thought it was absolute pish as well. Robert De Niro was terrible in it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"It's a satirical take on those 40's and 50's b-movies not too be taken seriously.

I completely understand the concept behind it. But isn't satire supposed to be at least humourous, not sleep-inducing?

I also understand the fact that humour is subjective. It just didn't entertain me whatsoever."

I haven't watched it for years can't say that it made a lasting impression on me good or bad.

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By *ceKweenWoman
10 weeks ago

Bolton

Recently… Dune 🙄 yawnnnnnn

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By *ellhungvweMan
10 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
10 weeks ago

Revolver was awful

As was The Good Night

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Movie 43

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Blood diamond. Every time you thought it was over

It was

That’s a brilliant movie wtf you on about mate haha

Not...

Quite"

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By *mmaleiaWoman
10 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Absolutely Anything

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By *issitCouple
10 weeks ago

Banbury

Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

Magnolia

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By *onicZMan
10 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I thought "I am legend" was pants

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North West

"I thought "I am legend" was pants"

Oooohhhhhh controversial

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

Not seen it lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "

I love Rocky Horror !

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple
10 weeks ago

Corby

Bad santa

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By *2teleMan
10 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "

It's not that weird at all compared to the likes of Eraserhead, Mad God or Rubber

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Blair Witch Project. A whole lot of nothing happening

All fart and no poo.

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests"

I'm glad it's not just me that hated Gravity.

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By *oandstephCouple
10 weeks ago

Bradford

The cove i think it were called

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By *2000ManMan
10 weeks ago

Worthing

Snakes on a plane was not too bad...Snakes on a train was rubbish.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
10 weeks ago

Newport

There's a 2024 film with Demi Moore in, called The Substance..... it's absolute dog shite. However, you do get to see Demi's tits and muff, every cloud has a silver lining.

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By *rossplaneMan
10 weeks ago

swadlincote

Jaws 3. Never again

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By *amhorniestMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey

Eraserhead

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By *reddie DerbysMan
10 weeks ago

matlock

The Road

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By *eavilMan
10 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Escape to victory. Absolute pants.

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By *ddie1966Man
10 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

O C & Stiggs.

Utterly shyte....

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By *ools1964Man
10 weeks ago

Swadlincote

I paid £20 to watch Alien Romulus on prime over the weekend, my advice to anyone considering the same is.. don't bother.

The original Alien & the sequel Aliens were superb, Alien 3 was just ok, EVERYTHING else since then featuring the xenonomorph or however you spell it has been crap.

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By *orksRockerMan
10 weeks ago

Bradford

Donnie Darko comes to mind... Well shot but pretentious and swimming in its own importance

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By *ingerandherbearCouple
10 weeks ago

Pembrey

K-shop …. Literally a man chopping up d*unk people and selling them as kebab meat

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By *ltrMan
10 weeks ago

sheffield

Watched if ( imaginary friends) with grand kids iam sorry but what a pile of poo

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By *orse2017Man
10 weeks ago

Almeria

Sexy beast with ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian Mcshane. With that cast it should have been good but, in my opinion, the most boring and forgetful film ever.

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By *rT25Man
10 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

That Bob Marley film.

Thought it was bad and ended up fast asleep trying to watch it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

Southampton

"Waterworks

Gravity

Both utter yawnfests

I'm glad it's not just me that hated Gravity."

Nope ! Absolutely not lol

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By *arvey67Man
10 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Jaws 3. Never again"
Which Jaws 3? They made 3 D and then completely ignored it and said the Michael Caine film was the official Jaws 2 sequel

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By *alm_one4Man
10 weeks ago

RM16

Cosmic Sin, tried twice not got further than 20 mins (and that was when I was being distracted on here!). Set in 2524 fighting aliens, we still drive 4x4 Pick Ups and fire machine guns 🤔🤔🤔

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By *uriousscouserWoman
10 weeks ago

Wirral

Rocky.

Terrible, terrible acting, and then he loses like a big loser who can't act.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

The Shack. Awful!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
10 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Mum.n Dad's home made porn was pretty shit

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By *eavenNhellCouple
10 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Not sure I’d say shittest but weirdest ever is Rocky Horror. We’d seen in on stage a few times and then we saw the film - how does that come out of someone’s head!? "
which one original with Tim currie or the shite remake

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
10 weeks ago

Darlington

Zone of Interest…

It didn’t hold mine….

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedford

A weird copy of Predator I can't even remember the title. The Predator moved slower than the reptilian fighting Kirk in Star Trek.

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