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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

First of all sorry if I'm pissing on any chips, treading on toes or raining on any parades. I've not been here for christmas in over 6 years, so forgive me if there is a set person for this.

🎄🎅🎁☃️

Anywho. Say you're in.. you'll have until friday 29th November to do so. I will then draw up a list and find you someone to send your secret santa to. Put those dildos and flavoured johnnys away! The only gift that the forum secret santa brings is a festive photo, personalised with a message for the lucky recipient.

The message can be hand written and held up in the photo or edited in later. Due to ratios, if we could have any ladies willing to send multiple secret santas, that would be a great help .

All things good and well, I should have been in touch to give you the name(s) of your recipient(s) by Sunday 1st December 11pmish. Secret santa messages to be sent by 21st December, or at least in time for christmas please, giving you some time to put something together.

Please keep the name of your recipient to yourself so that it remains a mystery until they receive your photo.

That's an essay isn't it ^

The typos bothered me

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Ooh this sounds fun!

Count me in 🎅

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

I'm in, despite the essay!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Boo's in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"I'm in, despite the essay!

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Should I bulletpoint the key bits? I think I might

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

🎄🎅🎁☃️

Say you're in by the end of 29th November (this Friday)

You should hear back from me by the end of 1st December with a name/names if you're to send more than one secret santa out.

Keep the name(s) to yourself and then come Christmas week send the recipient(s) a festive photo with either a hand written message in it or an edited message on it.

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Count me in, please, future wife.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in! Pity the poor (probably straight) sucker who gets a photo from me 😁

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Actually, just give me the guy above me

^

^

He'll do! 😜❤

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Count me in, please, future wife. "

I already had your name down 😘

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By *orphia2003Woman
6 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in, and I don't mind being Santa more than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Go on then

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By *iker JackMan
6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I am in please 🙏

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By *randmrs 1st timeCouple
6 weeks ago

bolton

Why not it’s Xmas tress up feeling very festive let’s have some fun I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

In. And I'll also check with B as it would be fun to be in together too x

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

.

Oh I'm in! This is fun, festive and not revealing anything. 🎄

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ooooohhhhhh....

You mean some lucky person can get my festive knob-cheese pic and bespoke adorations OP?

How could I even think of depriving them?

In 😘.

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By *rT25Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

In for the Christmas cheer

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By *ookie46Woman
6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"[Removed by poster at 26/11/24 00:27:51]"

Used to love these, I’m in please

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By *irralGent99Man
6 weeks ago

Wirral.

In in for some Christmas fun

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By *hiversMan
6 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

I'm in

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By *he AmbassadorMan
6 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

In.

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Can I play? In

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Ooh count me in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Ooooohhhhhh....

You mean some lucky person can get my festive knob-cheese pic and bespoke adorations OP?

How could I even think of depriving them?

In 😘."

Exactly this

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By *nya NeesWoman
6 weeks ago

Brum

In!

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By *.T.Man
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm in. I promise not to send pics of my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

In

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By *enntheBigMan
6 weeks ago

birningham

In

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
6 weeks ago

london

Ok count me in

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ooooohhhhhh....

You mean some lucky person can get my festive knob-cheese pic and bespoke adorations OP?

How could I even think of depriving them?

In 😘.

Exactly this "

❤️

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By *nya NeesWoman
6 weeks ago

Brum

Bella please don't pair me up with knob cheese

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Bella please don't pair me up with knob cheese"

I will, of course, play nice.

Whoever ends up getting me .

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Bella please don't pair me up with knob cheese"

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

In why not

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

I'm in, sounds right up my street.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Miss Bella happy to add some festive fun and get creative with a fortunate festive feline fantasy fox fancying fun.

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

I have caught up with all names above

Thanks 😘

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm in 🎄

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m in. I’ll read the essay and find out what it is later.

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By *rincipessaWoman
6 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Count me in for festive fun and Christmas cheer

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

☃️🎁🎅🎄

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By *EAT..85Woman
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

In.

I'll wink you to open the message gates

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By *EAT..85Woman
6 weeks ago

Nottingham


"In.

I'll wink you to open the message gates "

Nope I won't, settings!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
6 weeks ago

City Centre

Love this. I'm in. 🎄🎅🎁☃️

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By *nterblueMan
6 weeks ago

manchester

I'd like to sign up, ta

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By *ingle filthy red welshyMan
6 weeks ago

swansea

Let's have a go then I'm in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"In.

I'll wink you to open the message gates

Nope I won't, settings! "

One sec let me sort my filters out

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"In.

I'll wink you to open the message gates

Nope I won't, settings!

One sec let me sort my filters out "

I think ive sorted it x

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
6 weeks ago

Right up your street

Count me in 🎅🏻

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

For those that have asked, regarding the rules around the pictures that you send. You can send whatever you lile as long as its festive but please stop and think "does this person really need to see a festive arsehole/cumshot in their box?" Before sending.

The idea is to make it a pleasant surprise so face pictures (if comfortable) or body pictures are likely your best bet. Funny festive genitalia may be accepted but be mimdful of your target audience.

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"For those that have asked, regarding the rules around the pictures that you send. You can send whatever you lile as long as its festive but please stop and think "does this person really need to see a festive arsehole/cumshot in their box?" Before sending.

The idea is to make it a pleasant surprise so face pictures (if comfortable) or body pictures are likely your best bet. Funny festive genitalia may be accepted but be mimdful of your target audience. "

There goes my idea

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Wonko's not in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

Festive bump 🎅

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Newport


"Festive bump 🎅"

I wish

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Festive bump 🎅

I wish"

You to bump and grind with Father Christmas?

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

Sure why not!

Hope someone doesn't mind seeing my tinsel and baubles

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm in, should be a bit of fun

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

Last festive bump, if you've not said you're in by tonight, your name won't be on the list

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By *onno591Man
6 weeks ago

Brighton

This sounds like fun. I’m in.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Newport


"Last festive bump, if you've not said you're in by tonight, your name won't be on the list "

What if there are messaging restrictions on the person we're given? Ta.

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Last festive bump, if you've not said you're in by tonight, your name won't be on the list

What if there are messaging restrictions on the person we're given? Ta."

Message me and I can ask them to check their filters

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

Failing that, if anyone ismt happy with lofteing filters and the secret senders are happy for me to pass them on I will do. God help me

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham


"Failing that, if anyone ismt happy with lofteing filters and the secret senders are happy for me to pass them on I will do. God help me "

Your inbox is going to be such a fun place

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
6 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Close to the wire - we're in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"Failing that, if anyone ismt happy with lofteing filters and the secret senders are happy for me to pass them on I will do. God help me

Your inbox is going to be such a fun place "

If you could get eyeball bleach for christmas, I'd appreciate it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm rather looking forward to this. Which lucky soul will get a Festive Foxy treat?

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

Ive extended the deadline you now havt til 5pm today to day that you're in

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By *runette n JayCouple
6 weeks ago

bilston

In

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales

Now closed for entries. Thank god.

There seems to still be some confusion, so lets see if I can narrow it down a bit.

I will select another person from across the two threads at random for you.

You then have until christmas week to take a festive photo for that person, which should feature either a handwritten message for them or you can edit it in afterwards, if that's easier for you. Example:

Fuzzyflaps69 Merry Christmas, love secret santa. You could even just put their name somewhere in the photo.

Then, at some point during christmas week you send that person a message and add the photo to it. The photo is the secret santa gift.

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Now closed for entries. Thank god.

There seems to still be some confusion, so lets see if I can narrow it down a bit.

I will select another person from across the two threads at random for you.

You then have until christmas week to take a festive photo for that person, which should feature either a handwritten message for them or you can edit it in afterwards, if that's easier for you. Example:

Fuzzyflaps69 Merry Christmas, love secret santa. You could even just put their name somewhere in the photo.

Then, at some point during christmas week you send that person a message and add the photo to it. The photo is the secret santa gift. "

So we all send fuzzyflaps69 a picture...got it, thanks for clearing it up.

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By *issBella OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Wales


"

So we all send fuzzyflaps69 a picture...got it, thanks for clearing it up. "

To the shed! 😫😫😫

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

Mold

I missed the deadline

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
6 weeks ago

longeaton,

Can I be in.???

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"In"

Oh ffs who's gone unlos

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"Can I be in.???"

Seeing as I have someone that's gone unlos and were already matched, yes you can join.

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By *remlin1066Man
5 weeks ago

durham

Missed the deadline but happy to be in.

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By *y AmoreMan
5 weeks ago

london

I too would love to be in xx

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
5 weeks ago

London

I’m in xx

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I too would love to be in xx"

You're already in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"Missed the deadline but happy to be in. "

Sorry matches have been made already

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I’m in xx"

Sorry matches have been made already

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By *rT25Man
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

Well done such a gud un doing this

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By *amberwell45Man
5 weeks ago

North Shields

Ho, Ho Ho!

I’m in

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
5 weeks ago

Pontyclun

I’m in

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

Matches have now been made.

78 matches using 2 wheel of names, any one wants to whinge, you're going in the ch.okey!

There are a few people I can't message

So if the following could pm Mr or if anyone can pm them and let them know they need to message me I'd greatly appreciate it.

Boo

Principessa

Minxy777

Thank you 🎅🎁

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5 weeks ago


"Matches have now been made.

78 matches using 2 wheel of names, any one wants to whinge, you're going in the ch.okey!

There are a few people I can't message

So if the following could pm Mr or if anyone can pm them and let them know they need to message me I'd greatly appreciate it.

Boo

Principessa

Minxy777

Thank you 🎅🎁"

You can message me now

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"Matches have now been made.

78 matches using 2 wheel of names, any one wants to whinge, you're going in the ch.okey!

There are a few people I can't message

So if the following could pm Mr or if anyone can pm them and let them know they need to message me I'd greatly appreciate it.

Boo

Principessa

Minxy777

Thank you 🎅🎁

You can message me now "

Thanks lovely

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
5 weeks ago

City Centre

Looking forward to doing this. Thanks Bella 💋

I hope my match enjoys a sneaky peek at my tinsel and baubles. 😂

🎅

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"Looking forward to doing this. Thanks Bella 💋

I hope my match enjoys a sneaky peek at my tinsel and baubles. 😂

🎅"

I have a feeling that they very much will

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
5 weeks ago

London

Can’t wait x

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"Can’t wait x"

You missed the deadline, I did say above, sorry

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
5 weeks ago

London


"Can’t wait x

You missed the deadline, I did say above, sorry"

I thought it was 11pm tonight

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
5 weeks ago

London


"Ive extended the deadline you now havt til 5pm today to day that you're in "

5pm today lol x

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By *rincipessaWoman
5 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Thanks for doing it Bella. Sorry I’ve messaged you

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By *edbiker6Man
5 weeks ago

Scarborough

I’m In

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By *ildTimes.Man
5 weeks ago

Colchester/London

What are we doing again?

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Done and delivered

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By *night in armourMan
5 weeks ago

stafford

Sounds good count me

In if I’m

Not too late

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"What are we doing again? "

Blocking and reporting people that ask stupid questions

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"Done and delivered "

Already?? I haven't even taken mine yet 😱

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

I've also received a gift from santa already

You people are so organised

I've had a few people asking, so just to clarify once you have taken your picture and are ready to send it, please send directly to the person you were given.

Thank you 🎅🎁

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've also received a gift from santa already

You people are so organised

I've had a few people asking, so just to clarify once you have taken your picture and are ready to send it, please send directly to the person you were given.

Thank you 🎅🎁"

·

Am I allowed to hand deliver mine, in person? 💌

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I've also received a gift from santa already

You people are so organised

I've had a few people asking, so just to clarify once you have taken your picture and are ready to send it, please send directly to the person you were given.

Thank you 🎅🎁

·

Am I allowed to hand deliver mine, in person? 💌"

Yes of course, I fully support this

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By *eroLondonMan
5 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've also received a gift from santa already

You people are so organised

I've had a few people asking, so just to clarify once you have taken your picture and are ready to send it, please send directly to the person you were given.

Thank you 🎅🎁

·

Am I allowed to hand deliver mine, in person? 💌

·

Yes of course, I fully support this "

In that case can you please kindly WhatsApp me you full address and vital statistics so that I may do the needful?

Thank you.

Love you.

Bye.

🩶

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

She's making her list,

checking it twice,

I've fucked it up again, oh christ😫

Yea, sorry Sinister_spinster I missed you off my list of people who I can't message. If you could please pm me or if someone sees this first please could you ask her to get in touch, thank you

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I've also received a gift from santa already

You people are so organised

I've had a few people asking, so just to clarify once you have taken your picture and are ready to send it, please send directly to the person you were given.

Thank you 🎅🎁

·

Am I allowed to hand deliver mine, in person? 💌

·

Yes of course, I fully support this

In that case can you please kindly WhatsApp me you full address and vital statistics so that I may do the needful?

Thank you.

Love you.

Bye.

🩶"

For you, anything 😘❤️

Love you

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Done and delivered

Already?? I haven't even taken mine yet 😱"

I was super organised this time, usually I’m a last minute kinda girl 🫣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Newport

I think my recipient has left the site. Not to worry, I'll wait for next years secret Santa.

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"Done and delivered

Already?? I haven't even taken mine yet 😱

I was super organised this time, usually I’m a last minute kinda girl 🫣"

I took a leaf out of your book, took em and sent em!

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I think my recipient has left the site. Not to worry, I'll wait for next years secret Santa."

Inboxed you a new recipient

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By *annybrowneyesMan
5 weeks ago

Paddock Wood

I'll play!

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"I'll play!"

The names have already been drawn, sorry

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By *.T.Man
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

My victim *ahem* I mean recipient has gone unlos

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

Cmon guys I'm losing the will here. Can anyone going forward please notify me of any planned unlos arrangements

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"My victim *ahem* I mean recipient has gone unlos "

Let me get that sorted

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

Never. Doing. This. Again.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
5 weeks ago

Darwen


"Never. Doing. This. Again."

That is what my ex said

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
5 weeks ago

London

Gutted I missed this

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By *rSircumsizedMan
5 weeks ago

Newport

What's unlos?

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By *ildTimes.Man
5 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"What's unlos?"

It's a mystical entity a bit like the clit ..

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"What's unlos?

It's a mystical entity a bit like the clit .."

Wouldn't know I can't even find my own 🤦‍♀️

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By *issBella OP   Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales


"What's unlos?"

User no longer on site. They've left

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By *aitonelMan
5 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"What's unlos?

It's a mystical entity a bit like the clit .."

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
5 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"What's unlos?

It's a mystical entity a bit like the clit ..

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers"

Or

Can't Locate It Today 😉

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

In 🎅🎅🎅🎅🤣🤣

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Sent.

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Please tell me that this is the same thread or have we rebooted another one with a new deadline and fresh round of incumbents...

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"Please tell me that this is the same thread or have we rebooted another one with a new deadline and fresh round of incumbents..."

It's the same one, Nero, don't panic!

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅"

I shall step in if you don't get one through from your assigned santa

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I haven't done mine yet...sorry to my recipient

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

I shall step in if you don't get one through from your assigned santa"

Step in, please 😍😍

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I haven't done mine yet...sorry to my recipient "

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Psst, just do what I did: I told my recipient that I hadn't got round to it and she said ""don't worry about it, just post "Done!" on the thread"".

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"I haven't done mine yet...sorry to my recipient

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Psst, just do what I did: I told my recipient that I hadn't got round to it and she said ""don't worry about it, just post "Done!" on the thread"". "

Nero... That means she didn't want to see you naked!

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

I shall step in if you don't get one through from your assigned santa

Step in, please 😍😍"

Only if you are santa-less!

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I haven't done mine yet...sorry to my recipient

·

Psst, just do what I did: I told my recipient that I hadn't got round to it and she said ""don't worry about it, just post "Done!" on the thread"".

·

Nero... That means she didn't want to see you naked! "

I think once was enough (in real life). Twice shy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've re-done mine and uploaded it ready to send to my victi.... err... recipient, on the veekend. 😌

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

I think Daizy can be our new St. Nicholas. ...Saint Knickerless. 😈

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅"

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men! "

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

I shall step in if you don't get one through from your assigned santa

Step in, please 😍😍

Only if you are santa-less! "

You ain't getting out of it that easily Kai

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍"

Ahh good I was just about to shout at him

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By *ir tootMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Mine will be done tommorow, apologies I've been busy with work, no clue what to do though.

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"Mine will be done tommorow, apologies I've been busy with work, no clue what to do though."

Tie a red bow around your penis, job done

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By *ir tootMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Mine will be done tommorow, apologies I've been busy with work, no clue what to do though.

Tie a red bow around your penis, job done "

Perfect absolute perfect 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍"

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏"

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠"

Ahhhh, the voice of Christmas present. 🤣

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠

Ahhhh, the voice of Christmas present. 🤣"

If you want to get your baubles out for me Davina, my box is open!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠

Ahhhh, the voice of Christmas present. 🤣

If you want to get your baubles out for me Davina, my box is open! "

All I've got is this sprig of mistletoe... 🤣

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠

Ahhhh, the voice of Christmas present. 🤣

If you want to get your baubles out for me Davina, my box is open!

All I've got is this sprig of mistletoe... 🤣"

That'll do 💋

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I forgot about this, I'm still waiting for my secret santa 🎅

You've not received it? I was told you had.. bloody men!

I just checked my inbox, he had sent it! 😬😂 it was a video! 😍

A video!? Some people have all the luck! Not that my SS didn't send me a fun pic curated to my tastes. 😏

It was just a voice, but a very nice voice I must say 🫠

Ahhhh, the voice of Christmas present. 🤣

If you want to get your baubles out for me Davina, my box is open!

All I've got is this sprig of mistletoe... 🤣

That'll do 💋"

🥰

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅"

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then?

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then? "

No you did good

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then? "

Oh! We can make complaints?

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then?

No you did good "

Perfect

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then?

Oh! We can make complaints? "

Yes, whether or not they make a difference is another matter 🤷‍♀️

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

The deed is done!

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...


"Sent and received 🎅🎅🎅🎅

Oh you and your secret santa work fast! Thank you to both!

.. I take it I don't need to get the complaints file out then?

Oh! We can make complaints? "

Only midnight is allowed to ask for a refund

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Excellent work to those that have sent out there's already and I hope everyone has been happy with their "gifts" so far.

Still a few days left til the deadline so be patient if you've not received yours yet.

If anyone hasn't sent and don't think they'll be able to for whatever reason. Pleas let me know so I can sort your recipient an eligible replacement. Ta

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

*please

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"The deed is done!"

*checks inbox*…nope. I’m away to scream into my pillow!

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's polite... ... ... ... ... ^

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"The deed is done!

*checks inbox*…nope. I’m away to scream into my pillow! "

Me too! 😭

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"Excellent work to those that have sent out there's already and I hope everyone has been happy with their "gifts" so far.

Still a few days left til the deadline so be patient if you've not received yours yet.

If anyone hasn't sent and don't think they'll be able to for whatever reason. Pleas let me know so I can sort your recipient an eligible replacement. Ta "

I said above. I shall step up for those having been let down/santa less

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London


"She's polite... ... ... ... ... ^"

^^ She's hotter than hot...and I guess polite too!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"She's polite... ... ... ... ... ^"

Thanks Nero 🖤

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By *igHornyD1423Man
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Innnn x

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By *issBella OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales


"

I said above. I shall step up for those having been let down/santa less"

Thanks Kai, and also to those of you that have also said they'll step up if needed, appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Excellent work to those that have sent out there's already and I hope everyone has been happy with their "gifts" so far.

Still a few days left til the deadline so be patient if you've not received yours yet.

If anyone hasn't sent and don't think they'll be able to for whatever reason. Pleas let me know so I can sort your recipient an eligible replacement. Ta

I said above. I shall step up for those having been let down/santa less"

I’m Santa-less Kai! I even have the hat and everything.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"She's polite... ... ... ... ... ^

Thanks Nero 🖤"

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You're welcome, F.E.

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

If anyone is in need, I’ll jump in too. I’m getting the feeling that it’s women that are missed though?

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

If only I'd known about this earlier

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Away for Christmas


"Excellent work to those that have sent out there's already and I hope everyone has been happy with their "gifts" so far.

Still a few days left til the deadline so be patient if you've not received yours yet.

If anyone hasn't sent and don't think they'll be able to for whatever reason. Pleas let me know so I can sort your recipient an eligible replacement. Ta

I said above. I shall step up for those having been let down/santa less

I’m Santa-less Kai! I even have the hat and everything. "

Oh really?

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