FabSwingers.com forum: How to get a meet!

By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

In 2 STEPS!

Go.

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By *ack FrostyMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Go to the butchers

Ask for whatever you want

You did say meat don’t you?

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By *ack FrostyMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Go to the butchers

Ask for whatever you want

You did say meat don’t you?"

*didn’t you

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By *lueDressWoman
3 weeks ago

Bath

Be someones ideal to look at and have an amazing personailty for starters....same goals too.

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Travelling

Be a woman

Say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

1) Moan in the forum.

2) Have the shittest pictures imaginable on your profile.

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By *ather WickmasMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Ask a fit bird if she wants a go on you

She says yes

Job done.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Caerphilly Borough

1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing

2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

1. Put a new picture up.

2. Park your standards and self- respect, and accept the first invitation from the "I want to fuck you now" messages that inevitably follow.

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Go to a club.

Chat to people and ask if they want to play.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

1. Goto 2

2. Goto 1

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

Be mutually compatible and demonstrate it

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

1) Ask for a meet

2) Go to said meet

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts

1. Develop schizophrenia

2. Have a wank

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

Don't say 'meet'

Don't be a knob

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By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife

1. Get yer vag out

2. Put a status up “any takers”

Done.

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Penrith

Have a pussy.

List a profile in Fab.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

Moan and be abusive to any woman who ignores or deletes your message

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Show boobs

Lower standards

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By *irralGent99Man
3 weeks ago

Wirral.

1.Buy lipstick and googly eyes

2. Make a fist , draw lipstick around inside of fist. Fix eyes to hand

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By *ABflirtyWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off."

Unless you have a pretty penis

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Be me and want to

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis"

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ..."

Sometimes women lie...

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

"Show boobs

Lower standards"

Waiting for the day your standards drop low enough to include me 🤞

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Penrith

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...

Sometimes women lie..."

I know right? When you get to the hotel room, remove her knickers, and it's like; "Where's the pussy from your pics?"......

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By *ABflirtyWoman
3 weeks ago

Norwich

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ..."
Well that is nice. I think i have a pretty pussy too . But face is the thing i like most. X

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

Darwen

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off."

Words of wisdom

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By *eavertrackerMan
3 weeks ago

Bridgwater

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off."

Thumbs up 👍 and just be yourself and be friendly and polite, be a little refreshing in conversation

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By *.T.Man
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

For men:

1) Be willing to meet men.

2) Post "meet now, anything goes"

For women:

1) have a profile that says female.

2) Pick any of the 4000 emails in your inbox and crack on.

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By *r TriomanMan
3 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.

If you're a male, have a face picture for your profile picture, have a hundred other pictures of all other parts of your body except your cock - NO COCK PICS! All pictures need to be done by a world leading photographer of course, no one liner profile text, it must be witty and entertaining but not to long. You body must be either that of an olympic gymnastics, a national rugby player or both and of course your cock must be either huge or girthy or both but.... NO COCK PICS.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...

Sometimes women lie..."

😂 True...they'll say anything to get you into bed ...

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ...

Sometimes women lie...

I know right? When you get to the hotel room, remove her knickers, and it's like; "Where's the pussy from your pics?"......

😬😬😬

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By *olvespairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

We've yet to have a 'meet' from fab. We go to clubs and meet people in person, if there's chemistry then we invite into a room

That seems to work for us

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

In fly the people who say “go to a club.”

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By *agic johnsonMan
3 weeks ago

morden

People say there ain't no clique in here but looks how you all pick on and belittle the new guy , fucking disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Get to know someone

Then see where it leads

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Travelling

1. HI

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

1.Have new pics of how you look now and a nice face pic too. 2.Do not send cock pics until you know them as it can be a turn off.

Unless you have a pretty penis

Someone told me I have a pretty penis once....an actual real life women too not a guy ...thought I'd share that ... Well that is nice. I think i have a pretty pussy too . But face is the thing i like most. X

A compliments a compliment, face is important for attraction absolutely

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By *allipygousMan
3 weeks ago

Leicester

"Be yourself" - Sometimes the worst advice you can give to someone.

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Penrith

"For men:

1) Be willing to meet men.

2) Post "meet now, anything goes"

For women:

1) have a profile that says female.

2) Pick any of the 4000 emails in your inbox and crack on."

Both sides of the coin right there

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Send a picture of you cock with Phillip Schofields head popping out the top of your bellend.

Write “ ay up sugar tits “

Works every time.

The mr

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Travelling

"Send a picture of you cock with Phillip Schofields head popping out the top of your bellend.

Write “ ay up sugar tits “

Works every time.

The mr "
If I could be arsed to edit the picture to do this, it would be my new go to. I'm lazy though.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent

Practice becoming a great communicator. Put new skills into practice. Xx

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Have a picture of marmite on your profile. Step 2 not needed.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
3 weeks ago

Wolvo

Have a protected characteristic

Refuse to have that characteristic fetishised

Bish bash bosh - all the meets are yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Be Batman.

Get Laid.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
3 weeks ago

District 13

Fail.

Succeed.

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By *adam PadamWoman
3 weeks ago

leeds

"Don't say 'meet'

Don't be a knob"

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Have a decent personality

Flirt

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

1. Write this down

2. Stick with me

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Wink in the mirror

Wank on the mirror

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"1. Write this down

2. Stick with me"

He actually meant

2) stick it in me....

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Wink in the mirror

Wank on the mirror"

Then take a mirror selfie and let people complain about the state of your mirror

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By *ittlebirdWoman
3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Open mouth.

Wait for cock to fall in it

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Open mouth.

Wait for cock to fall in it "

🤔🤔

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Open mouth.

Wait for cock to fall in it "

Sorry about your eye LB.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"In 2 STEPS!

Go."

2 steps?! That's not inclusive, is it?!

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I find left boob then right boob works well

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Be yourself and smile a lot, I personally can get a pull a lot easier going around town, never had a problem but the buzz isn't the same as swinging.

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By *100Man
3 weeks ago

Essex

Lol I could get laid every day on fab if I just bent over for every guy that checks moe out on here

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By *ddie1966Man
3 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh dear.

Here we go again....

The impossible question.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Don't be wonko

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Wink in the mirror

Wank on the mirror

Then take a mirror selfie and let people complain about the state of your mirror "

It would definitely reflect badly on him

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"1. Get yer vag out

2. Put a status up “any takers”

Done. "
well you could skip .1 and still pull.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Don't be wonko "
Wonkos not Wonko anymore,,

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By *dc1Man
3 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Take a picture of a cock over a dirty toilet, and then just a picture of your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

First of all you must beg me to show you the way

Second if the way does not work you are doing it wrong and must recharge your power levels.I will help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Wave your willy in a ladies face

Say fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Don't be wonko Wonkos not Wonko anymore,,

Exactly

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By *ustinajacketMan
3 weeks ago

Roadhead

Not a clue. I can't get any meets think it's cos I'm ugly and live so far from any life form lol.

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Wave your willy in a ladies face

Say fancy a fuck?"
this

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Penrith

"Be yourself and smile a lot, I personally can get a pull a lot easier going around town, never had a problem but the buzz isn't the same as swinging."

Absolutely this! I always say you’ll find more women in your local Wetherspoons than you will in Fab, or a swingers’ club, because it’s true lol!

But Fab does have its highlights….

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By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington

1. Be hot

2. Be patient- let them come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"First of all you must beg me to show you the way

Second if the way does not work you are doing it wrong and must recharge your power levels.I will help with that"

Please show me the wa…. Oh, too late.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

For those seeking penis:

1) Say "yes" to any one from a number of offers

For those seeking vagina:

1) Work really hard at it

2) No, I said really hard.

Ace:

1) Be Big Harold

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By *educing_EmCouple
3 weeks ago

Tipperary

Have zero standards,

Zero preferences between men and women,

Say yes to everything they say.

Job done, you're welcome x

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

1. DRINK FOUR DAY OLD STEW

2. PRAY TO GOD

Well, it always works for me.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

1) Make a women's profile

2) Wait

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Have zero standards,

Zero preferences between men and women,

Say yes to everything they say.

Job done, you're welcome x"

Yes

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By *educing_EmCouple
3 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Have zero standards,

Zero preferences between men and women,

Say yes to everything they say.

Job done, you're welcome x

Yes"

🤣🤣🤣 Good job 👏

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
3 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"1) Make a women's profile

2) Wait"

Or for men.

1 Be attractive

2 Don't be unattractive

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Have zero standards,

Zero preferences between men and women,

Say yes to everything they say.

Job done, you're welcome x

Yes

🤣🤣🤣 Good job 👏"

🐶

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

1. Send message stating date and time.

2. Turn up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"1. Send message stating date and time.

2. Turn up "

Tomorrow, midday

Aldi, behind the bins

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
3 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Step one...have titz...

Step two... put a meet up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"1. Send message stating date and time.

2. Turn up

Tomorrow, midday

Aldi, behind the bins"

I'll be there. We might be at different Aldis though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"1. Send message stating date and time.

2. Turn up

Tomorrow, midday

Aldi, behind the bins

I'll be there. We might be at different Aldis though

Phone sex is a thing

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

I was at Aldi this morning, checked behind the bins there was no sex happening.

You’re being lied to, OP.

To get a meet

1) hold wax melts out to a female for her to sniff

2) get a cage to put the female in and take home

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"I was at Aldi this morning, checked behind the bins there was no sex happening.

You’re being lied to, OP.

To get a meet

1) hold wax melts out to a female for her to sniff

2) get a cage to put the female in and take home "

Our post clearly states midday for Aldi and the bins. Go back at lunchtime and you'll see!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

1. Don’t be a dick

2. Don’t be a dick

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By *entlemanH666Man
3 weeks ago

South

"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing

2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?"

This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared.

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By *2000ManMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

Become an actor.

Be on the telly.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Caerphilly Borough

"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing

2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?

This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared."

Bareback, inside a woman? You can't be talking about me. But yeah, permission has been granted for my tit cumshot if that's what you're referring to. Cheers, have a lovely day.

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By *onkeynutWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Get your willy out.

Ask her to meet now.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

Talk to women like they're actual humans rather than sentient wank socks

Change your profile to meet men

Good luck, whichever you choose

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Send 1000 faf messages

Wait for the yeses to roll in

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By *entlemanH666Man
3 weeks ago

South

"1) Send a dick pic to the lady of your choosing

2) Message her saying "Hey, wanna meet"?

This works even better if the dick in question is inside another woman bareback. From whom you probably don’t have permission for it to be shared.

Bareback, inside a woman? You can't be talking about me. But yeah, permission has been granted for my tit cumshot if that's what you're referring to. Cheers, have a lovely day."

This wasn’t aimed at you by the way

I hadn’t looked at your profile and it was just in addition to your comment

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London

"If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"1. Send message stating date and time.

2. Turn up

Tomorrow, midday

Aldi, behind the bins

I'll be there. We might be at different Aldis though

I'm still there waiting.

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By *nsaneronMan
3 weeks ago

denmead

"If you're a Female: have a silhouette profile picture and no other pictures and have "fill in later" as your profile text.

Ah that explains a few things. Best get a photographer in and drastically photoshop my physique after plastic surgeon. Then adjust my age to below 40

Might get some reply’s then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *antricSeeker60Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

1. Develop Genuine Confidence and Authenticity.

2. Practice Respectful and Engaging Communication.

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