FabSwingers.com forum: Are you in or Out?

By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.

Are you in or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Yum crab for dinner

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.

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By *nya NeesWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum

Fuck that,out

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever

"You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.

Are you in or out?"

Sounds like my mother, what have I got to lose. I do love a private island. In, OP.

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Yum crab for dinner

Don't try and cheat the system! Bad Wonko.

The crabs cannot be eaten or killed

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Ahh, it would be like living at home again.

In for the nostalgia🥰

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference."

But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.

But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?

How do you know what the voices in my head sound like?!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Out.

I don't do seafood.

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By *NormalMan01Man
8 weeks ago

Harrogate

"You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.

Are you in or out?"

Isn’t hat just being on Fabs?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

What language do they speak?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Out, noise.....don't like it.

Mrs

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London

I love potted crab, the first crab to open its yap gets cooked up, lets see how brave the others are...😂

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"What language do they speak?

The language on condemnation. Latin on Sundays.

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"What language do they speak?

The language on condemnation. Latin on Sundays."

*of

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.

But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?

How do you know what the voices in my head sound like?!

I'm an amateur psychic.

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By *ondonlad_88Man
8 weeks ago

south East

Holy feck... this is one of those big life changing choices... who am I? Lol

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By *igjonny090Man
8 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

In, already do it enough myself so the crabs will be a nice change

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By *oubleSwingCouple
8 weeks ago

N. Wales

" Are you in or out?

Sounds like my mother, what have I got to lose. I do love a private island. In, OP. "

Same. We're in!

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By *hunky GentMan
8 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In, the voices in my head are always criticising everything I do anyway, so hearing them out loud won't make a difference.

But what if they sounded like Joe Pasquale?

I know a crab that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves,

I know a crab that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves......

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea

How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs"

The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.

Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.

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By *aitonelMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

No people?

In!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea

"How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs

The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.

Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong."

And my husband is there with me?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
8 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

If guests visit do more crabs arrive to criticise them? Cos that could be funny but awkward during sex

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever

" Are you in or out?

Sounds like my mother, what have I got to lose. I do love a private island. In, OP.

Same. We're in!

Oh! Hope you packed the essentials

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Yum crab for dinner

Don't try and cheat the system! Bad Wonko.

The crabs cannot be eaten or killed

Shoves a banana in each ear so he can't here and them

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.

Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?

The mr

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By *uperSalopian7Man
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

In. No one can criticise me more than myself

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By *ornLordMan
8 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Those crabs sound like the sense of guilt that the religion I was brought in equips you with...

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By *ornLordMan
8 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

"Those crabs sound like the sense of guilt that the religion I was brought in equips you with..."

That should be 'brought up in'.

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs

The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.

Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.

And my husband is there with me? "

That's up to you

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By *ust MikeMan
8 weeks ago

Yaxley

Sounds like an island full of my ex…I’m out 😂

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.

Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?

The mr "

I know not of what you speak.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

"Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.

Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?

The mr

I know not of what you speak."

Yeah that’s what Jeff would say, dead my arse, 👀 I’m on to you.

The mr

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Sounds like good banter, I’m 100% in.

Just to make sure though, your names not Jeffrey is it ?

The mr

I know not of what you speak.

Yeah that’s what Jeff would say, dead my arse, 👀 I’m on to you.

The mr "

...🏃‍➡️

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

harrys in

can’t beat a bit of castaway

Wouldnt be the first time I’ve got rid of crabs tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

In, the yappers will only live so long 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Absolutely in , be no different to living with my kids 🤣

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By *he AmbassadorMan
8 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ohhh in 100%.surving the 80s as a ginger would have this situation a park walk for me,,,

Plus Crab meat 🦀🦀 delish, and once Pinchy McClam saw me boil up his buddy Snapper O'Sideshuffle and devour him right there on the beach,there would be very little back chat after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Fuck those nasty crabs I'm in

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Is it safe mentioning crabs on Fab? 🤔

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Fuck those nasty crabs I'm in"

Not sure you can fuck the crabs Sir ..

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By *egoMan
8 weeks ago

Preston

Im a guy, im used to it. In.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

I like critics.

And islands.

And villas.

And seafood.

As long as I can also play with civilization when I feel the urge, in please OP

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

"You can live on your own private island complete with villa. But the island is inhabited by talking crabs who criticize everything that you do.

Are you in or out?"

Sounds like my former marriage.

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By *mf123Man
8 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Its ok il round up all the crabs n sell em to the circus peace at last

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Is it safe mentioning crabs on Fab? 🤔"

This is a safe space.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

In. But I'd need a private jet, etc too

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By *ittyKateUKWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Headphones on. Crab sandwiches

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea

"How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs

The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.

Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.

And my husband is there with me?

That's up to you

Then yeah we are in

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"In. But I'd need a private jet, etc too"

You can have a dinghy and a paddle

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By *he AmbassadorMan
8 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Headphones on. Crab sandwiches "
2 sets of headphones 🎧 would be required ,for when one was charging,

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Fuck those nasty crabs I'm in

Not sure you can fuck the crabs Sir .."

Let's be honest we've probly all fucked worse

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By *oubleSwingCouple
8 weeks ago

N. Wales

"Oh! Hope you packed the essentials

Hot to go!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
8 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

In. Girls gotta eat those naysayer crustaceans

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Fuck those nasty crabs I'm in

Not sure you can fuck the crabs Sir ..

Let's be honest we've probly all fucked worse "

😲😲😲

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I’d love a cosy evening chilling round a fire chatting shit with a crab. Even if it is slating me non-stop at least I’d feel like a Disney Princess for a little bit 🧜‍♀️

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By *amie HantsWoman
8 weeks ago

Atlantis

"I’d love a cosy evening chilling round a fire chatting shit with a crab. Even if it is slating me non-stop at least I’d feel like a Disney Princess for a little bit 🧜‍♀️ "

You’d be flounder 🐠

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
8 weeks ago

Londontown

Sounds like being around family....but, you can cook crabs. Tough one

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"I’d love a cosy evening chilling round a fire chatting shit with a crab. Even if it is slating me non-stop at least I’d feel like a Disney Princess for a little bit 🧜‍♀️

You’d be flounder 🐠

😂 even better. He’s a king in my eyes 👑

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I’m out I get enough criticism at work and home never mind having something that can’t walk straight doing it as well.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Out.

I don't do seafood."

So how did she talk you round?

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By *nya NeesWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum

Has nobody seriously thought about what creepy side walking little freaks crabs are!? Everyone is just thinking about the whole talking crab stuff ..guys it's a fecking CRAB

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea

"How many crabs? How big are they?

Mrs

The size of dinner plates. Their numbers are unknown, but never see more than 2 at a time.

Everyday also has a 1% chance of a large Japanese Spider Crab creeping up behind you telling you where it all went wrong.

And my husband is there with me?

That's up to you

Then yeah we are in

So it's my job to put up with the critical crabs? How big is this island? I need lots of space or I'll feel claustrophobic.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Definitely in.

Plentiful supply of gorgeous food and some decent conversation. What’s not to like 🤷‍♂️

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Sure, just on the basis of respect for your imagination OP

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