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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I kid you not there was one on my white pillow case the afternoon!

I questioned everyone in the house (dogs) no one knows nothing, so who as been wiping their arse in my bed

Before anyone asks yes I've changed the sheets

Don't want ass smell in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kid you not there was one on my white pillow case the afternoon!

I questioned everyone in the house (dogs) no one knows nothing, so who as been wiping their arse in my bed

Before anyone asks yes I've changed the sheets

Don't want ass smell in my bed "

surely there is a clue in your name!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sounds like a dry humping incident.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I kid you not there was one on my white pillow case the afternoon!

I questioned everyone in the house (dogs) no one knows nothing, so who as been wiping their arse in my bed

Before anyone asks yes I've changed the sheets

Don't want ass smell in my bed

surely there is a clue in your name!!"

No it wasn't me honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with this as such but I often wonder why some people call is ' ass' ...

Arse Arse Arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a dry humping incident. "

Well one foster dog is in season and humping everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as the saying goes, "ur nose is too close to ur arse"...perhaps u got closer in ur sleep and its just wiped off onto the sheets later.......

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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Chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to do with this as such but I often wonder why some people call is ' ass' ...

Arse Arse Arse "

Sounds like a sealion with a lisp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate?"

Didn't eat any in bed lastnight and sheets were changed only yesterday morning

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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"Chocolate?

Didn't eat any in bed lastnight and sheets were changed only yesterday morning "

Chocolate on your chops which rubbed off in your sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to do with this as such but I often wonder why some people call is ' ass' ...

Arse Arse Arse

Sounds like a sealion with a lisp... "

Im in a pedantic mood tonight .. I call it Arse .. most call is ' Ass' Im a contrary so n so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate?

Didn't eat any in bed lastnight and sheets were changed only yesterday morning

Chocolate on your chops which rubbed off in your sleep?"

I'm not a messy eater Lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I kid you not there was one on my white pillow case the afternoon!

I questioned everyone in the house (dogs) no one knows nothing, so who as been wiping their arse in my bed

Before anyone asks yes I've changed the sheets

Don't want ass smell in my bed

surely there is a clue in your name!!"

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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"Chocolate?

Didn't eat any in bed lastnight and sheets were changed only yesterday morning

Chocolate on your chops which rubbed off in your sleep?

I'm not a messy eater Lol "

Did you do some rimming last night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate?

Didn't eat any in bed lastnight and sheets were changed only yesterday morning

Chocolate on your chops which rubbed off in your sleep?

I'm not a messy eater Lol

Did you do some rimming last night?"

Nah not lastnight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I kid you not there was one on my white pillow case the afternoon!

I questioned everyone in the house (dogs) no one knows nothing, so who as been wiping their arse in my bed

Before anyone asks yes I've changed the sheets

Don't want ass smell in my bed

surely there is a clue in your name!!

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Trust you

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