FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty xmas songs

By *uxurybubbles OP Couple
7 weeks ago

by the sea

Change words of christmas songs to make them Dirty

O the weather out side is shiteful and the singles guys are so spiteful since we've no place to go it's a no it's a no it's a no

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

🎶 I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus 🎶

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

The Little Bummer Boy

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Jingle Bell Cock or

Jingle Bell End

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Fairytale of poo pork

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

All I want for Christmas is goo

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Fucking around the Christmas tree

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

O Cum, Oh Ye Faithful

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By *randmrs 1st timeCouple
7 weeks ago

bolton

[Removed by poster at 23/11/24 21:21:23]

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By *randmrs 1st timeCouple
7 weeks ago

bolton

Last Christmas I gave you my wife

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By *punk n gushCouple
7 weeks ago

deal

Frosty the pervert

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Santa Claus is Comin' in Town.

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Deck the Balls

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Pissontoes and Wine.

By Stiff Richard.

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By *ornucopiaMan
7 weeks ago

Bexley

"O Cum, Oh Ye Faithful"

How about all ye unfaithful?

There must be far more of them!

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By *ude LawMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

"O Cum, Oh Ye Faithful

How about all ye unfaithful?

There must be far more of them!"

That too.

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

With three fingers, I undo your bra

Puppies are free and now you say, ‘Aah!’

Freely bouncing, forecast anouncing,

Cold front is not so far.

(More to follow?)

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Feltching Navidad

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Grandma got cum over by a reindeer

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By *uxurybubbles OP Couple
6 weeks ago

by the sea

O cum all year faithful

Joyful and triumphant

O cum ye O cum ye on

Bethany

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

It’s is the time to lick Molly

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By *auvignon blancMan
6 weeks ago

Wilts/Somerset

"Last Christmas I gave you my wife "

But the very next lay I sucked you all day

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By *abluesbabyMan
6 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he,

He called for a light one Christmas Eve night,

For he needed the lavatory.

Now the WC was occupied,

And so was the kitchen sink,

But it had to be done, oh it HAD to be done,

So out the window stuck his bum.

Now Santa himself came sleighing by,

And he caught a big one right in his eye,

He looked forward, he looked back,

But the King dropped another in Santa's sack.

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By *ndiiiMan
6 weeks ago

Paisley Scotland

Christmas is cuming

My cock is getting fat

Please put a smooth pussy on my mat

If you havent got a pussy an ass will do

If you havent got an ass then ill wank for you!!!

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By *ny1localMan
6 weeks ago

READING

It's the season to be jolly..falla lalla la

Bend me over, call me dolly

Slap my arse with a sprig of holly.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The Little Bummer Boy"

I have a gift for you, it’s up in my bum.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
6 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fucking around the Christmas tree

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Last Christmas I gave you my wife

But the very next lay I sucked you all day"

there's a song in that one

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

Angels (of Walsall)

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By *ayRyuMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

Need to listen to

Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Claus you cunt

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Frosty The Cocksucker

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

Southampton

"Need to listen to

Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Claus you cunt

Where's Me fucking bike 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ayRyuMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Need to listen to

Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Claus you cunt

Where's Me fucking bike 🤣🤣🤣"

Absolutely

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Santa's cumming for us - Sia

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Last Christmas I gave you my arse

But the very next day,

You said you weren't gay.

Next year, because you aren't queer,

I'll see if there's someone else will.

🎄

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Wrinkled balls, wrinkled balls,

Wrinkled, smooth and gay!

Oh, what fun it is to suck

A cock off every day!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

While swingers wanked their cocks by night,

All standing in the round,

An angel from the North came down,

And let them touch her mound!

Cum not, for I have not yet spread

My beauteous ample thighs,

And if ye think to fuck me yet

Then best you keep your rise.

And so the night was rent with sighs

And piles of heaving flesh,

Yet when the dawn broke still she rode,

For she'd enjoyed the sesh.

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By *rAitchMan
6 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

https://youtu.be/7vBXFAyUXBc?si=H4HhwWNkHMG-KN7P

Thank me later!

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By *JandCMCouple
6 weeks ago

cardiff

All I want for Christmas is anal

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By *uywithaSmileMan
6 weeks ago

Rossendale

"https://youtu.be/7vBXFAyUXBc?si=H4HhwWNkHMG-KN7P

Thank me later!"

I'll see you that, and raise you this:

https://youtu.be/4A5IkeESdyY?si=g_EjRFrv-_S9XZME

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

I've got a boner for Christmas by Nerf Herder 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Dont let the bellend Darkness

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Silent shite

Holy shite

All is brown

I've been shitting all night

Round yon floaters

Lie brussels and peas

We're such bloaters

It stinks like rank cheese

Spray the neutrodol pleeeee eeeeeease

Spray ay the neutrodol please.

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

An Christmas ode:

Good King Wenceslas looked out

On the teats of Tina

And our Glow lay round about

With treats and crisps and Gina

Brightly shone her moon so tight

With frosting just like gruel

When a tall man came in thrice

He filled her lovely poohol

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Silent shite

Holy shite

All is brown

I've been shitting all night

Round yon floaters

Lie brussels and peas

We're such bloaters

It stinks like rank cheese

Spray the neutrodol pleeeee eeeeeease

Spray ay the neutrodol please.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/virus/1654314#message_40391362

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By *ertifiedCreamerMan
6 weeks ago

London

Last Gangbang

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

Simply sharing, another undressed wife.

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By *0ng0 furyMan
6 weeks ago

Birkenhead

The Yobs - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Im dreaming of a white Christmas...

It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...

Bella told me fyi ...

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...

It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...

Bella told me fyi ..."

Was it something like this?

I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits

Just like the ones I used to know

With my bell end pistoning

Her bra strap’s loosening

Receives salty blobs of snow

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...

It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...

Bella told me fyi ...

Was it something like this?

I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits

Just like the ones I used to know

With my bell end pistoning

Her bra strap’s loosening

Receives salty blobs of snow"

I'm dreaming of a white tit-mas

Where 20 guys just cum and go

with the windows dewy

Her face all gooey

and empty ball sacks too and fro ...

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By *assionategent1Man
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

When Santa got tuck up the chimney.

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By *orny PTMan
6 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Im dreaming of a white Christmas...

It's basically a song about a Christmas eve Bukkake party I've been told ...

Bella told me fyi ...

Was it something like this?

I'm dreaming of his wife’s, sexy tits

Just like the ones I used to know

With my bell end pistoning

Her bra strap’s loosening

Receives salty blobs of snow

I'm dreaming of a white tit-mas

Where 20 guys just cum and go

with the windows dewy

Her face all gooey

and empty ball sacks too and fro ...

That one wins.

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